Over the years, I've received many "lovely" comments from folks on various sites in response to a drawing I did back in 2014 as a fuck you to an influential cartoonist who uses his platforms to spread various forms of bigotry and as well as promoting dangerous covid 19 conspiracy bullshit. One of them was an attempt to chastise me for saying something "rude and childish" to a man who thinks that my entire family should have less rights than him because his imaginary abusive father figure thinks we're icky. Nobody owes their abuser respect and a person who uses their influence to fan the flames of bigotry, discrimination and violence against you for being LGBT is definitely an abuser.

So, I felt... A MIGHTY NEED... to satirize this absurd behavior in a cartoon.

If you're wondering about the strange character designs, I do have an explanation! "Mike Ten-Nipples" is the not-so-glorious leader of a small cult. He is greatly admired for his amazing set of not two, not three, but TEN beautiful button-y nipples that poke through his snug little shirt. His followers aspire to be blessed by his manly milk squirts and dress in kinky cow costumes to signify their allegiance. The only way they can gain his favor enough to be milk-showered is to kiss his ass on social media every time he says something stupid about science or gay people. If anyone says mean things about him on the internet, they are to be rounded up by his cult members and executed. After the execution, everyone weeps softly for Mike's feelings and caresses his butt hole with a push pop to help him feel better.