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Im officially Mrs. Halfeb Jones as of yesterday 06-24-2017
Posted 8 years agoSo yeah Im somebodys wife now.
EEHEHEHEHEHEHEhalfebs streaming live
Posted 8 years agohttps://picarto.tv/HalfebsArtTime hope yall can support my guys feeling down no one sept us is on his stream
Desperate and I don't know what to do anymore
Posted 8 years agoMy mom needed what was meant to be our wedding money to get her car road worthy again my moms not a bad person she just doesn't have a lot of money.
Our wedding funds are well were running out of it $1,000 will help so much that's what my mom was going to send us till shit hit the fan with her car.
I would feel like a failure of a daughter if I told her the truth. If I told her we that were depending on that money or else the wedding wouldn't happen. The truth is I am a failure, I haven't been good at anything in life. the only thing I'm good at is cleaning & doing house work you know 40s housewife stuff .... and tbh I'm fine with that ... hell I want so bad to be a mom but I want to get married first.
the love of my life was made redundant about a month ago and we got out last check and it all pretty much went to the wedding.
To make this wedding happen we need that 1,000. I'M TERRIFIED.
Our wedding funds are well were running out of it $1,000 will help so much that's what my mom was going to send us till shit hit the fan with her car.
I would feel like a failure of a daughter if I told her the truth. If I told her we that were depending on that money or else the wedding wouldn't happen. The truth is I am a failure, I haven't been good at anything in life. the only thing I'm good at is cleaning & doing house work you know 40s housewife stuff .... and tbh I'm fine with that ... hell I want so bad to be a mom but I want to get married first.
the love of my life was made redundant about a month ago and we got out last check and it all pretty much went to the wedding.
To make this wedding happen we need that 1,000. I'M TERRIFIED.
OK wtf FA!
Posted 8 years agofundraising for our mideval themed wedding
Posted 8 years ago Please help fund our wedding please .... Halfeb is the funniest guy and most caring that I know who has my heart and soul. I met him on here 6 years ago by faving his art. This is how we began.
Our wedding is mideval themed and ment to be in June. We need help making our dream come true, all I ask help donate to help us and I'll share some of our photos when we get them.
Above is a link to my paypal
Please note me if it doesn't work.
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Posted 8 years agoWho ever thinks it's funny to post a picture of MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER YUNA MARIE JONES with out my permission read below. I am extremely passionate about her I created her!!
Ask for permission!
Yuna is me there for you have no right to use her in ANY WAY shape or form.
It's as simple as that.
Ask for permission!
Yuna is me there for you have no right to use her in ANY WAY shape or form.
Please DO NOT repost ANY of my art on ANY site without my explicit permission!!!!
Please DO NOT put any of my characters in ANY scene's without my explicit permission!!!!
I will not draw mine or my Fiance's characters in any humiliating situation!!!!
!!!! Please DO NOT recolor rework or alter my art in ANY form !!!!
All Rights Reserved.
You are NOT authorized to use my art without my complete consent.
Do not take, claim, use, alter/edit, re-upload my art without my permission.
Please ASK to use my characters in any gift artwork or commissions.
DO NOT ROLE-PLAY AS ANY OF MY CHARACTERS!! --EVER--
PLEASE RESPECT ALL OF THE DECISIONS I HAVE MADEIt's as simple as that.
The Relationship Meme
Posted 8 years ago1) What's their name?
Halfeb (irl Michael)
3) Do you get along with this person all the time?
We fight sometimes, but, I still think of him as my best friend and we always settle it and sometimes when we're with family and one of us is still upset we settle it on skype or fb messanger. :)
4) How old is the person?
29
5) Has he/she ever cooked for you?
Yes hes a really great cook. He makes the best ramen noodles. everything he makes is so yummy.
6) Is this person the same age as you?
No, 3 years older.
7) Have you ever kissed this person?
Yes, everyday. cant go without his kisses :D
8.) Have you ever laughed for longer than 2 minutes?
OMG YES, when he sings doing impressions, Batman dark horse is the one that gets me. he's a funny person.
10) Are you really close to them?
Yes, Any closer and I'd be in him.
11) Nicknames?
Sweetheart, Teddy Bear, Bubbie and sexy.
12) Do they have a nickname for you?
Snuggle bunny.
13) Have you and this person been outside the country?
No. Not yet. We are planning on it.
14) Do you think they will repost this?
I got it from this from him XD so I don't think so or it would be a forever meme loop. XD
15) Could you live with this person?
I do. It's so fun living with him.
16) Why did you pick this person?
Well, because he treated me like a queen even when we were only friends.
17) How long have you known this person?
Since November 2012. I watched this random person on FA and he watched me back
18) What's your favourite thing to do with this person?
Snuggling, gaming with him, joking around, tickling fights with him. ( I always lose )
19) Can you name one favorite memory with this person?
when he proposed to my christmas day 2014 at his aunt and uncles house.
20) Have you ever joint bought something?
Yes, everything we own atm is joint owned.
21) If you ever moved away would you miss this person?
Are you kidding me? of course not he's coming with me.
22) Have you ever written a song with this person?
No, but we sing stupid songs in the car on his phone.
23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
Nothing illegal but we're silly with each other all the time.
24) How many piercings does this person have?
None.
25) Would you date this person's siblings?
No, mainly because he's his brother passed away. Even if his brother was still alive I still wouldn't.
26) Have you ever made something with this person?
Does love count? :D
27) Have you ever cried with this person?
Yes. his grandmom's funeral.
28) Have you and this person ever got into a fight?
Yeah, verbally but nothing terrible though.
29) Have you gone skinny dipping with this person?
Yes, he just can't remember.
30) Write something only they will understand.
Fucking statue of liberty Fuck off
31) What's something special you share?
life together.
32) What's the nicest thing they've ever given you?
An engagement ring.
33) Have you ever worn this person's clothes?
Yes.
34) What's this person's favorite food?
He loves Chinese food.
35) If it was "freaky friday" would you switch bodies with this person?
yeah.
36) Have you ever heard this person sing?
Yeah. He's a rock god.
37) Do you and this person frequently get drunk?
Maybe on special occasions. he doesn't really drink.
38) Have you ever stolen anything from this person?
His Phone. XD once or twice.
39) Have you ever gone dancing with this person?
No. We're not club kinda people. but we have danced to no music. <3
40) If this person were a colour, what would they be?
Orange.
41) When's the next time you will see this person?
I live with him so any time. XD
42) Does this person have brothers and/or sisters?
his older brother passed away.
43) If you could spend a day anywhere in the world with this person, where would you go?
Chinese Take-away while we watch something on netflix lounging on the sofa in japan.
44) What are you looking forward to doing with this person?
Getting Married this year and eventually starting a family.
45) What makes this person feel happy?
Me, youtube videos, Xbox one, and family.
46) Do you and this person talk a lot?
Everyday.
47) Can you describe this person in one word?
hansom.
48) If you were to make a film of this person's life, what would you call it?
the journey of a man.
49) Do you want to go out with this person?
yeah if we had the money.
50) Do you want to be friends with them forever?
he's my best friend and my soulmate of course I do.
51) What are your names?
Yuna (irl Leah) & Halfeb (irl Michael)
52) What's your song?
Slice of Heaven ~ Dave Dobyn.
53) What is your movie?
Deadpool.
54) What is an accessory you both wear all the time?
Hair Ties, we both have long hair.
55) How long have you been together?
little over 5 years now I think.
56) What are your favorite animals?
We're dog people. I mean we both love huskies.
57) Okkkkk, What are your hobbies?
crafts
58) Do you own any pets together?
umm do dust bunnies count O.o.
59) What's your favorite books?
We love comics.
60) Favorite bands?
We both love Ninja Sex Party. XD yeah woooo I BANGLADESH
61) Are you in love?
Mega super duper Hardcore inlove.
62) Where was your first kiss?
In the Airport when I landed.
63) How do you hold hands? Entwined fingers or non?
We do both.
64) Anything unique about your relationship?
Well, we don't really raise our voices much so, yeah ^.^ the rare times when we do we make up pretty fast.
65) Can you guys sing?
NO XD but we have fun that's all that matters.
66) Dance?
grabbing but and boob don't count, do they? XD happy now michael D:
Halfeb (irl Michael)
3) Do you get along with this person all the time?
We fight sometimes, but, I still think of him as my best friend and we always settle it and sometimes when we're with family and one of us is still upset we settle it on skype or fb messanger. :)
4) How old is the person?
29
5) Has he/she ever cooked for you?
Yes hes a really great cook. He makes the best ramen noodles. everything he makes is so yummy.
6) Is this person the same age as you?
No, 3 years older.
7) Have you ever kissed this person?
Yes, everyday. cant go without his kisses :D
8.) Have you ever laughed for longer than 2 minutes?
OMG YES, when he sings doing impressions, Batman dark horse is the one that gets me. he's a funny person.
10) Are you really close to them?
Yes, Any closer and I'd be in him.
11) Nicknames?
Sweetheart, Teddy Bear, Bubbie and sexy.
12) Do they have a nickname for you?
Snuggle bunny.
13) Have you and this person been outside the country?
No. Not yet. We are planning on it.
14) Do you think they will repost this?
I got it from this from him XD so I don't think so or it would be a forever meme loop. XD
15) Could you live with this person?
I do. It's so fun living with him.
16) Why did you pick this person?
Well, because he treated me like a queen even when we were only friends.
17) How long have you known this person?
Since November 2012. I watched this random person on FA and he watched me back
18) What's your favourite thing to do with this person?
Snuggling, gaming with him, joking around, tickling fights with him. ( I always lose )
19) Can you name one favorite memory with this person?
when he proposed to my christmas day 2014 at his aunt and uncles house.
20) Have you ever joint bought something?
Yes, everything we own atm is joint owned.
21) If you ever moved away would you miss this person?
Are you kidding me? of course not he's coming with me.
22) Have you ever written a song with this person?
No, but we sing stupid songs in the car on his phone.
23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
Nothing illegal but we're silly with each other all the time.
24) How many piercings does this person have?
None.
25) Would you date this person's siblings?
No, mainly because he's his brother passed away. Even if his brother was still alive I still wouldn't.
26) Have you ever made something with this person?
Does love count? :D
27) Have you ever cried with this person?
Yes. his grandmom's funeral.
28) Have you and this person ever got into a fight?
Yeah, verbally but nothing terrible though.
29) Have you gone skinny dipping with this person?
Yes, he just can't remember.
30) Write something only they will understand.
Fucking statue of liberty Fuck off
31) What's something special you share?
life together.
32) What's the nicest thing they've ever given you?
An engagement ring.
33) Have you ever worn this person's clothes?
Yes.
34) What's this person's favorite food?
He loves Chinese food.
35) If it was "freaky friday" would you switch bodies with this person?
yeah.
36) Have you ever heard this person sing?
Yeah. He's a rock god.
37) Do you and this person frequently get drunk?
Maybe on special occasions. he doesn't really drink.
38) Have you ever stolen anything from this person?
His Phone. XD once or twice.
39) Have you ever gone dancing with this person?
No. We're not club kinda people. but we have danced to no music. <3
40) If this person were a colour, what would they be?
Orange.
41) When's the next time you will see this person?
I live with him so any time. XD
42) Does this person have brothers and/or sisters?
his older brother passed away.
43) If you could spend a day anywhere in the world with this person, where would you go?
Chinese Take-away while we watch something on netflix lounging on the sofa in japan.
44) What are you looking forward to doing with this person?
Getting Married this year and eventually starting a family.
45) What makes this person feel happy?
Me, youtube videos, Xbox one, and family.
46) Do you and this person talk a lot?
Everyday.
47) Can you describe this person in one word?
hansom.
48) If you were to make a film of this person's life, what would you call it?
the journey of a man.
49) Do you want to go out with this person?
yeah if we had the money.
50) Do you want to be friends with them forever?
he's my best friend and my soulmate of course I do.
51) What are your names?
Yuna (irl Leah) & Halfeb (irl Michael)
52) What's your song?
Slice of Heaven ~ Dave Dobyn.
53) What is your movie?
Deadpool.
54) What is an accessory you both wear all the time?
Hair Ties, we both have long hair.
55) How long have you been together?
little over 5 years now I think.
56) What are your favorite animals?
We're dog people. I mean we both love huskies.
57) Okkkkk, What are your hobbies?
crafts
58) Do you own any pets together?
umm do dust bunnies count O.o.
59) What's your favorite books?
We love comics.
60) Favorite bands?
We both love Ninja Sex Party. XD yeah woooo I BANGLADESH
61) Are you in love?
Mega super duper Hardcore inlove.
62) Where was your first kiss?
In the Airport when I landed.
63) How do you hold hands? Entwined fingers or non?
We do both.
64) Anything unique about your relationship?
Well, we don't really raise our voices much so, yeah ^.^ the rare times when we do we make up pretty fast.
65) Can you guys sing?
NO XD but we have fun that's all that matters.
66) Dance?
grabbing but and boob don't count, do they? XD happy now michael D:
Hospital update for halfeb
Posted 8 years agoHalfeb's in hospital getting sergery he just went in about 9:30 am. Just wanted to let everyone know hes okAussie Night Before Christmas
Posted 9 years ago‘Twas the night before Christmas; there wasn’t a sound.
Not a possum was stirring; no-one was around.
We’d left on the table some tucker and beer,
Hoping that Santa Claus soon would be here;
We children were snuggled up safe in our beds,
While dreams of pavlova danced ’round in our heads;
And Mum in her nightie, and Dad in his shorts,
Had just settled down to watch TV sports.
When outside the house a mad ruckus arose;
Loud squeaking and banging woke us from our doze.
We ran to the screen door, peeked cautiously out,
snuck onto the deck, then let out a shout.
Guess what had woken us up from our snooze,
But a rusty old Ute pulled by eight mighty ’roos.
The cheerful man driving was giggling with glee,
And we both knew at once who this plump bloke must be.
Now, I’m telling the truth it’s all dinki-di,
Those eight kangaroos fairly soared through the sky.
Santa leaned out the window to pull at the reins,
And encouraged the ’roos, by calling their names.
“Now, Kylie! Now, Kirsty! Now, Shazza and Shane!
On Kipper! On, Skipper! On, Bazza and Wayne!
Park up on that water tank. Grab a quick drink,
I’ll scoot down the gum tree. Be back in a wink!”
So up to the tank those eight kangaroos flew,
With the Ute full of toys, and Santa Claus too.
He slid down the gum tree and jumped to the ground,
Then in through the window he sprang with a bound.
He had bright sunburned cheeks and a milky white beard.
A jolly old joker was how he appeared.
He wore red stubby shorts and old thongs on his feet,
And a hat of deep crimson as shade from the heat.
His eyes - bright as opals - Oh! How they twinkled!
And, like a goanna, his skin was quite wrinkled!
His shirt was stretched over a round bulging belly
Which shook when he moved, like a plate full of jelly.
A fat stack of prezzies he flung from his back,
And he looked like a swaggie unfastening his pack.
He spoke not a word, but bent down on one knee,
To position our goodies beneath the yule tree.
Surfboard and footy-ball shapes for us two.
And for Dad, tongs to use on the new barbeque.
A mysterious package he left for our Mum,
Then he turned and he winked and he held up his thumb;
He strolled out on deck and his ’roos came on cue;
Flung his sack in the back and prepared to shoot through.
He bellowed out loud as they swooped past the gates -
Merry Christmas to all, and goodonya, Mates!
Ask me anything / TMI Tuesday
Posted 9 years agoGo for it im planning on trying something new.Happy Holidays
Posted 9 years agoHappy holidays my furry friends. 🕎🏄⛷🏂🎁🎄
vent warning: save the Jackle, Hyde shit 4 someone who cares
Posted 9 years ago I feel like I have no more strangth left in me. You win is that what you wanna here?
You ain't gettin that satisfaction SUN SHINE!!!
Go FUCK yourself Society GO FUCK yourself people who wronged me GO FUCK YOURSELF GRAMMAR POLICE I'M DONE I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKS TO GIVE.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF BEING PUSHED AROUND, STEPED ON LIKE A RUG, AND BEING YELLED AT BY IDIOT'S.
Ohh you think your ohh high all mighty and the king of the house but NO you aren't your just a jerk with no brains. You're a bully verbally. You make my skin crawl some times.Your a peace of shit that acts like a toddler when you don't understand or someone says no to you or fucken dosnt take you some place. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT NEXT TIME SOMEONE TAKES YOU SOMEWHERE I HOPE TO GOD THEY LEAVE YOU, YOU UNGREATFULL SOB NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR ISSUES TAKE A TAXI OR BETTER YET GET A FUCKEN LICENSE.
Just last week his gift finally comes in the mail and it was heavy, Unfortunately he was home he brought it up to me and said it's heavy. Later I here him say he can't wait till Christmas to use his gift or something like that ... he new what he got ... IDK HOW NO ONE SAID ANYTHING. I dont want to give it to him now because of the fact he was snarky about it.
Ohh yeah I forgot I don't think I've ever heard him say "I'm sorry" when he's been told he was in the wrong, he bribe with the I'll treat thing witch gets on my nerves ... no I don't want to see a movie atm or no I don't wanna be treated to dinner and no I don't want you to treat to take out.
I NEED YOU TO MAN UP AND SENSERLY APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR ACTIONS AND MEAN IT TO NOT JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE TOLD TO.
I'd like to ask you a quick question and please awnser honesty no sugar coating please.
* How do you respect someone who dosnt respect you in return ?
* How can I shut off my dislike for him at times that count and move on with my day?
* How do I speak up to a verble bully and defend not only myself but those I love around me.
Useless anger from him has gone on for almost 3 days and its affected me so much im testy to people i love and its not fare to them and it's making me feel sluggish.Please note this isnt about my mate
Depressed
Posted 9 years agoGoing to make vent art soon
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Posted 9 years agothe week after Valentines day starter pack commissions
Posted 9 years ago Starting the week after Valentines day I will be doing Starter packs.
Q • What is a starter pack?
A • A starter pack is an icon of your Character and a Reference sheet. ( clean or with bits )
Q • How much are you asking?
A • it depends on the detail really, but prices would be as low as $5 AUS & as high as $20 AUS
Q • Are regular Commissions open?
A • Yes as well as trades and requests.
the week after Valentines day starter pack commissions
Posted 9 years ago Starting the week after Valentines day I will be doing Starter packs.
Q • What is a starter pack?
A • A starter pack is an icon of your Character and a Reference sheet. ( clean or with bits )
Q • How much are you asking?
A • it depends on the detail really, but prices would be as low as $5 AUS & as high as $20 AUS
Q • Are regular Commissions open?
A • Yes as well as trades and requests.boob flash YCH from halfeb
Posted 9 years ago http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7331670/ im helping to spread the word. hes really good you should really check him out :D
cleanly done for a cheap price with excellent color you cant beat it 
halfeb_the_dingo 
halfeb_the_dingoyou wont be sorryPLEASE HELP! MY FIREMEN FIREND HAS COLON CANCER
Posted 9 years agoplease help me help my good friend mike reach his goal of 15k so he can beat his colon cancer that he just learned he has.
https://www.gofundme.com/xtdrxe6c
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Please pass this journal on to others with the go fund me link on your journal so we can help my friend.happy birthday me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 10 years agoI serviced 25 years in this crazy wonderful world and I love ever second of it :D
Chillstep Doctor 10
Posted 10 years agosad faced
Posted 10 years agorain rain go away I wanna go to luna park today v.vIm sooooo excited
Posted 10 years agoHalfeb and I are going to Sidney Monday I im so excited I mean Im over the moon OMG Releasing Control
Posted 10 years ago"Releasing Control Art Restriction Systems three... two... one, approval of Situation A recognized. Commencing the Cromwell invocation. Ability restrictions lifted for limited use until the enemy has been rendered silent."
Nation wide equity
Posted 10 years agoOMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG
The Supreme Court Just Legalized Gay Marriage!
YAY
The us government is not so corrupt as I thought
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http://m.motherjones.com/mojo/2015/.....t-gay-marriage
rip aunt marie
Posted 10 years agoMy great aunt marie past away at noon, she was almost a century old. She was 11 doring the great depression and in 2006 she was diagnosed with terminal lung cancer ... the doctor said shed only have a year and her odds were low at her age of 90 at the time. She beat the odds and was cancer free. She was always a up and go woman intill the end, now shes healthy and yong again up in heaven.
My aunt marie was and always will be the inspiration of my fursonas middle name ... it mey not mean much to some but it means alot to me.
I am so proud to have known her as long as I did.
RIP
May the angels guide you to heaven.