I have this idea for something to send to Rhett and Link. If you are a Mythical Beast, and an artist, or know someone who is, please let me know so we can collaborate!

So I had a bitchin' (haha see what I did there?) time at TFF 2014. Saw my friends, got drunk, and got some awesome merch. I even bought my coworker an awesome Derpy shirt! I will not be like so many others and bitch about all the crap that went wrong with the parking, escalators, elevators, stupid hotel staff and people acting stupid. Instead, I will tell you about Sunday night when I encountered humans in the elevator.
Now, I had to work on Sunday so I had immeadiately left my job and came back to the con to get my man. When I work, I try to have a level of professionalism in my attire because if I don't people think I'm just a cashier which will not do. So here I am, dressed in nice slacks, a nice green sweater, and satiny 3/4 sleeve black jacket, hair down and nicely styled, with full work time make up in effect. I need to go up the elevator in order to find my man, and apparently another convention is beginning to arrive for another thing. So I get on this elevator with these three people and they start making a conversation, and they ask me if I'm from AT&T, and I say "No I'm not." And the look on these people's faces was just priceless, because the next words out of their mouths are "You're not here for the furry thing are you???" And I just smile a little and say "Why yes I am, in fact." They ask me "Where's your costume." "Well I have a job that I needed to be at today, so no costume." "Oh are you on your way to your room to put it on." "No, I'm on my way to go retrieve my boyfriend." "What animal are you?" "Doberman." "Your boyfriend?" "Fox." "Oh so a little Fox and the Hound thing going on?" At this point I'm tired of the stupid questions. And thank god the elevator dings, and when the door opens, I turn and quickly say, "Have a good time at your conference." And booked it out of the damn elevator.

Just the level of surprise that they had that someone at this thing had fucking job, and could look like a "normal" person, and professional just fucking astounded me. It was like I was some sort of weird anomaly that they wanted to study. Of course, being a lady I did not say "You got a fucking problem with that dipshit?" When they looked like they had found the only one of us who looked like she should be one of them.

Just fucking astounds me.

Did you have a good time at TFF? If you did, let me know!
Were you there? Let me know!
If I didn;t see you, then next year we will have to have lots of hugs!

The End.

I know I haven;t been derping around on here lately, but I have a good reason. My mate and I are finally living together and have been for about 2 months now. It's not all Unicorns and Rainbows, but a healthy relationship never is. We do have tiffs now and then, but we love each other enough to work through them. I may be needing a new car soon, so if anyone needs a car to cannabalize for parts, or is selling one for pretty cheap (or willing to trade!), that would be awesome. I don;t really know what else to say. My life goes on like everyone elses and I take it one day, one step at a time. And now I'm going to go because Faux is off work and sticking unmentionable parts of himself against mentionable parts of me in an attempt to gain my attention. Toodles!

Me and my baby  WhyredFox are finally living together in total sin! Got ourselves our own apartment in a fairly nice neighborhood. The staff here is super friendly and the place is actually clean and well kept and I haven't heard any gunshots yet so I think we're good.

I have gone back and converted all my written submissions into .txt format so you can just read them on the submission page instead of having to download them to read them! So this means you should read them bitches!

In my choices of reading material lately. Things such as:

The Hunger Games Trilogy by Suzanne Collins: In a dystopian future a teenage girl is forced to fight for her life in the Hunger Games, a cruel battle to the death as a sacrifice to the government to keep control.

The Selection Trilogy by Kiera Cass: In a dystopian future (huh what a coincidence..), a teenage girl is chosen to be part of The Selection, a group of 35 girls who have been picked to battle it out (figuratively, think The Bachelor, but with more girls, and more civility.. most of the time) for the hand, heart and crown of Prince Maxon.

The Matched Trilogy by Ally Condie: In a dystopian future (I'm sensing a pattern here..), a teenage girl has been Matched with the one she will share her life with forever. The one who is genetically, and mentally compatible with her to the point of near perfection. Luckily, this guy happens to be her best friend. Bad news is... she sees another face pop up in her mind. Ky, the boy who will never be Matched.

The Divergent Series by Veronica Roth: In a dystopian future (Ok, what the FUCK?), a teenage girl is finally given the ability to choose the class of society she will live in for the rest of her life... providing she passes the intiation. Abnegation, Candor, Erudite, Dauntless, or Amity.... Selflessness, Honesty, Intelligence, Bravery, or Peace? She must choose, but inside.. she knows she will never truly belong to one.

The Delirium Trilogy by Lauren Oliver: In a dystopian present day (Whew.. dodged THAT bullet), a teenage girl (Ok SERIOUSLY????) is about to have the most important day of her life. The day she is examined and will be assigned her place in life, and her Pair (husband). But she has a SLIGHT problem when her examination come up, and it involves a "cured" boy..

All right... I sensed a pattern in there.. lots of stuff about dystopian futures and presents, lots of teenage girls, and a lot about love overcoming the obstacles that the established government puts in place "To keep the peace" and ALL of them involve to some degree trying to overthrow the established government using large rebel forces. It's like the fucking Matrix, but with a lot more white stuff.

Is there anything that you guys have read that you think I should read? Maybe something that doesn't involve dystopian futures and teenage girls falling in love and overthrowing governments because of their love?

So yeah, I'm totally gonna go see Basshunter when he's in town next weekend. It is gonna be so kickass, and I'm going with a friend from TFF and it's just gona be amazing. I can;t dance but I will get lost in the rhythm.

Please anyone help my mate find a job!



Desperate times call for desperate measures, and I feel like a goddamn fool for doing this, but...


I am trying everything I possibly can to find work in the Dallas/Ft Worth Area. I am giving it my all, but being in Colorado is just another hurdle for me.

All I want to do is move down to my darling  TiaArias That's all I want. All I need is work, and i'm golden. We can finally start a life together. A meaningful life.

If you or a friend knows someone, or something about finding gainful employment in the Dallas/FtWorth/Rowlett/Garland/Richardson area, please give me a link, or at least a shot. Please. I'm getting desperate here.

I have 4 years of Retail Experience, and almost an entire year in a Call Center. I've been doing customer service related work my entire life, and I have an old-school sales approach that works miracles with blue-collar and white-collar individuals. I CARE about making people happy, PASSIONATELY. I love it when I can make someone happy with something they want AND need, not just something that makes me commission.

Again, if you have any leads, or want to help, please post or send me some real information I can use. Don't have many people that read my journals, but...I'm counting on you guys to help me while I continue looking over 8 hours a day. Thanks, guys. Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted

Yeah I'm on twitter, wanna fight about it? Follow me theadorabletia if you want to. Probably not because I'm like totally boring, but hell, let's try something new.

This is my version of the Dysfunctional Alphabet. Feel free to come up with your own, and post it so we can see just how twisted your mind is, or if you can come up with a better tagline for one of my letters leave it in the comments down below and it might make it in to my alphabet!
And you can always copy and paste this one if you want!




The Dysfunctional Alphabet

A is for Abnormal - I wear my oddities like a badge of honor.
B is for Boobs - Mammorial delights abound!
C is for Crotchrockets - Everyone needs a boost now and then.
D is for Different - Because we can't all be the "sane" one.
E is for Everything - Why just have one?
F is for Freak - What is this word "normal"?
G is for Gibberish - Let me sing you the song of my people!
H is for Hussy - Platform shoes and a thong is regular work attire.. right?
I is for Insanity - I LIKE my white padded walls. They bring out my eyes.
J is for Joker - I'm very serious.
K is for Killer - You say murder, I say enemy assisted euthanasia.
L is for Loser - Because that big trophy won't steal itself!
M is for Moron - Ignorance isn't quite bliss, but it's pretty damn close.
N is for Narcotics - Crack kills.
O is for Optimism - A half empty glass means less for me to piss.
P is for Pessimism - A half full glass just makes me piss more.
Q is for Quebec - I wonder if they hate us as much as we hate them?
R is for Radioactive - I thought it would give me superpowers...
S is for Sociopath - Where'd I leave my blood slides?
T is for Terrorists - Terrifying.. terrorists.
U is for Unusual - Have you always had that mole?
V is for Volatile - Because chemicals aren't the only thing that can explode.
W is for Weird - Being normal is boring.
X is for X-ray - I can see your underpants!
Y is You - Because you are.
Z is for Zoidberg - Because why not?

I have made some revisions to The Price, so please ya'll check it out, and leave questions, comments and constructive criticism to the updated version!

Is there anyone out there who can translate written German to English? My Omi's old cookbooks are all in German and my mom and I can't read them, and we'd love to be able to make some recipies from it. Thanks a lot!

~Step 1~
Make a post in your journal containing your list of 10 holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple to really big. The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.

If you wish for real-life things, make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where folks could get in touch with you.
~Step 2~
Surf around other lists to see who has posted their list. If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes someone's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use--or even know where you could get someone's dream for free--do it. You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf--to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not--it's your call. There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just...wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special

~Step 3~
The List

These are my wishes, and they be awesome.

1. Art of me and my mate  WhyredFox together, doing something cute, and non pornographic, because I'm a prude like that.

2. My mate  WhyredFox to be here beside me as soon as possible because I miss him and need him with me.

3. A way to be able to hang out with my friends more often. My car is a POS and it would never make it over to the other side of the DFW area for that to happen.

4. Squeaky toys. Admittedly not for me, but for my dog. He absolutely loves them and since I'm trying to save money so that me and Faux can move in together I can only afford the cheap Dollar Tree toys.

5. A matching set of dog tags for my mate and I. He is a fox, but I think it would be awesome to have something to show our bond wherever we may be.

6. Something shiny. A gem, a chain, a brand new penny. Anything that shines or sparkles to brighten my day.

7. A Dream Catcher. To ease my mind and take away my nightmares.

8. A new pair of fuzzy slippers. Since I can't get squeaky toys for my dog, he ended up eating my awesome slippers. Size 10. I have big feet dagnabit!

9. Books. Any kind of book, preferably fantasy or paranormal. Super extra special awesome love if you can get a hold of the Resident Evil novels! They can be brand new bestsellers, or old ratty paperbacks, I love them all!

10. To defeat my horrid mediocrady, and be wonderful at anything at all.

Send me a note if you would like to fulfill a wish on my list.

Others:

Dreiyan: https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4067653/
Vixian: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4055568/
Wezen: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:30196023

So my man and I finally got to be together for realsies! It was so amazing I can't even find words to really describe it. He is so much more than anything I ever could have hoped for and being around him, I feel like there's a part of me there I never knew was missing from me. His hand in mine feels like it's made to be there, his arms around me feel like home.
I love him so very very much, and we fit together just like pieces of a puzzle.

Because I have these ideas that pop in to my head for nifty drawings of my character, and friends and such.

Like:
1) Faux as the Grinch and Tia as Cindy Lou Who. With Faux in a the fake Santa outfit (No pants of course) with my dog Jam to represent Max, and Tia with the crazy Who hair in an elaborate Who outfit.

2) Dreiyan dressed as a clown sneaking up on Tia who is dressed as a spider trying to scare Faux.

3) Kane making an ice sculpture in a frosty castle.

4) Tia in a bookshop looking frazzled with massive piles of books around her.

5) Tia and Kessler (Space-Jack) Sitting across from each other having a staring contest with a poster of Firefly in the background.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3844342/


My dear friends are in serious need of help. They are awesome people and they don't deserve to have life shit all over them, so please go to Jess' journal and do whatever you can. Repost this journal link at the least!


Thank you guys!

Use this pokemon generator-> http://www.wyncorporation.com/pokemon/index.php


1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Rampardos

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Shaymin

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Lileep

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Machamp

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Sandshrew

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Ninjask

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Cinccino

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Sentret

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Cloyster (Ouch...)

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Spoink

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Pinsir

12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
Surskit

13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
Monferno

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Rhyhorn

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life
Trubbish

16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Magby

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Grumpig

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Kabutops

19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Jumpluff

20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Regiggas (That is one HUGE basement....)

21. This pokemon represents you
Sudowoodo

Today was AWESOME. My awesome friends Matt and Cara (big props, wootwoot!) took a day to drive me up to BumFuck Oklahoma (AKA Norman, Suck it Sooners! Long Live Bevo!) to see my buddy  space-jack

For those of you who do not know, the reason I got in to Furry was my dear friend Kessler Voss aka Space-Jack. 7 years ago, he came out here to Texas from California to see a girl I will call Lady X, whom he was in an LDR with at the time, and was a close friend of mine. Though they broke up, and Lady X and I do not speak anymore, Kessler and I have remained pals ever since. We clicked and he showed me the fandom we live in today, and for that I am eternally grateful.
A few months ago, he moved out to OK and today, after 7 LONG years, we were finally able to see each other face to face again! Much fun was had as we told stories, drank tea and hard cider, watched SyFy shows, and had a wonderful time just hanging out together.
In short. Today ROCKED.

A - Age: 23
B - Bed size: Queen
C - Chore you hate:Cleaning up after other people's kitchen messes
D - Dog's name: Jam Sammich
E - Essential start your day item: A cigarette (I know it's bad for me.)
F - Favorite color: Purple
G - Gold or Silver: Silver
H - Height: 5 ft 7 inches
I - Ireland or Italy: Ireland
J - Job title: Operations Assistant Manager
K - Kid(s): Someday
L - Living arrangements: 5 bedroom house with parents and brother
M - Mom's name: Angela
N - Nicknames: Tia, DobieGirl, Miss Arias
O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: When I got blood poisoning from an infection
P - Pet Peeve(s): Socks with Sandals
Q - Quote from a movie:"Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou! - Alex DeLarge in A Clockwork Orange
R - Righty or Lefty: Righty
S - Siblings: 20 year old brother
T - Time you wake up: Depends on when I have to work, but
U - Underwear: Booty/boy shorts most days around 10 am
V - Vegetables you dislike: Brussel Sprouts
W - Water or land: Depends
X - X-rated or PG: Both
Y - Yesterday's best moment: Winning $25 playing a card game against family and friends
Z - Zoo favorite: Tigers and Otters

Comment and I will fill these out

1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what pokemon you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal

I got the keys to the store I work at!
Operations/Front End Assistant Manager Tia is now officially in effect! Training is over (well technically, I'm gonna have to learn a lot of stuff just by doing it.)
Go Tia, Go Tia, Go Tia! *does the cabbage patch*

I always have this amazing arsenal of knowledge, advice, and fun quotes running around in my noggin. (Duuude). So I thought that today I would share a bit of it with you fine folks.

1) Holding a grudge is like swallowing poison and waiting for the other person to die.
2) Fellows, remember, if your Dick a gift to others, wrap it up.
3) if you insist on dancing with the devil, make sure it's a devil that can give your own corner of hell to rule.
4) When you have an angry thought, put it in to an imaginary bottle and throw it in to an imaginary ocean. It does nothing but create and fill unhappy shelves in your mind.
5) When in doubt, ask. It's better to look like a fool than to look incompetant.
6) Remember, you are always good enough. If they doubt that, they aren't worthy of your time.
7) It's fun to swat misbehaving kids with a flyswatter. Keep a hold of it because you'll need it in the rest home they choose for you.
8) Always be kind to others. Even if they're a Dick to you, you don't know their story.
9) A broken heart is hard to heal, but remember, there is someone out there with the perfect size bandaid.
10) Life is shit. Carry a pooper scooper.

The corporate ladder.

That's right bitches, you own lovely adorable Tia has been promoted.
my new official title will be Assistant Manager of Operations.
Respect.
Boss lady out.

I'm not sure if anyone is even reading this, but if you are... congratulations! You get to read my opinion of the Fifty Shades trilogy!

So if you didn't know, there's a hot series out gaining worldwide attention. The Fifty Shades trilogy consists of Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker, and Fifty Shades Freed. Each book is filled with more kinky fuckery (a term I picked up from the book) than the last.

Anastasia Steele is college student about to graduate when her room mate Kate Kavanagh is struck with the flu and asks Ana to take her place interviewing entrepreneur Christian Grey, a smoking hot billionaire with a dark past and even darker intentions. Their meeting begins with her literally falling at his feet as her natural clumsiness lands her on the floor of his office. Her seemingly shy natures leads Christian to believe that she would make a very plaything for his.. darker obsessions. After their awkward meeting, Mr. Grey turns into a little bit of a stalkers as his naturally controlling nature drives him to learn as much as he can about the intriguing Anastasia.

The books follow the story of cold Mr. Grey having his heart warmed by the contrary and sometimes infuriating Anastasia, and their story of love, passion, and learning that there is a fine line between love and obsession.

As for the kinky fuckery.. I learned quite a few new things I would certainly be willing to try, given the chance. Every other chapter it seems is filled with passionate and often kinky scenes in fairly graphic detail, giving you the details while allowing you room to be imaginative.

Overall, the story is Twilight-esque with the hot unobtainable man falling for the ordinary girl who has suitors at every turn it seems. However, if kinky fuckery is your thing and you like a story that moves well, and moves you to touch yourself inappropriately, I recommend that you get in touch with Mr. Christian Grey and Ms. Anastasia Steele and let your dirty mind wander into the depths of obssesion and darkness.