Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"

• Pick your Artist:
Voltaire

• Are you a male or female?
The Man Upstairs

• Describe yourself:
Irresponsible

• How do you feel:
Out of Reach

• Describe where you currently live:
Dead

• If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Hell in a Handbasket

• Your favorite form of transportation:
Feathery Wings

• What did you get on your last Birthday?
Caught a Lite Sneeze

• Your best friend is:
Accordian Player

• You and your best friends are:
Almost Human

• What's the weather like:
Tempest

• Favorite moment:
The Vampire Club

• If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
This Ship's Going Down

• What is life to you:
Parade

• Your last relationship:
Stuck With You

• Your fear:
This Sea

• What is the best advice you have to give:
Let It Go

• Thought for the Day:
Welcome to the World

• How I would like to die:
Cannibal Buffet

• My soul's condition:
Underground

• Most Faithful Companion:
BRAINS!

• My motto:
I'm Sorry

Guess who's back...

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Only a couple

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Afternoon/evening. I don't get up well in the morning.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The side closest to the wall.

4. Do you masturbate?
Yes

5. How often? Lately?
Lately? Once a week.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yup.

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
A bit of both.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
A bit aggressive, but not too aggressive.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No.

13. Would you choose love or money?
Love. Money isn't that important.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Breathplay, biting, and regular sex.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
No.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
I dunno... i haven't had sex in many places

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Living room floor? ((I know, it's not that weird))

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
nope.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
I don't go to bars.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yep.

24. What's your sexuality?
Bisexual, leaning heavily towards the guys.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
The shower is in the bathroom, right?

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Where else would I get my porn before I had internet?

30. Do you own any sex toys?
I don't.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
N/a

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes, i do.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Kinda?

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Yes.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
A variation of doggy style.

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Being smothered while having sex... >.>

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Kinda.

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I dunno.

Key: [x]=yes 1 full point, [/]=somewhat 1/2 point, [ ]=no 0 points

[ ] public speaking
[] staying single forever
[ ] Rejection
[ ] being a
[ ] giving birth
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[x] heights
[x] dogs
[ ] fish
[/] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] that Scary guy...
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[x] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[x] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[x] crossing hanging bridges
[x] death
[ ] heaven
[/] being robbed
[x] falling
[ ] clowns
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[] having great responsibilities
[x] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[ ] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[x] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone
[ ] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up
[ ] creepy noises in the night
[x] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secret THE SECRET IS BALLOONS.

Final Total: 16

If you wish to post this in your journal, it's been requested that you title it I'm afraid of __ out of 75 common fears.

If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 11-20, you are normal.
{{{If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.}}}

I hope nothing bad happens to Mitch Hedberg, Anna Kournikova, Bernie Mac, or Heath Ledger.

That would be tragic.

OMG IT'S A RAZZY BIRTHDAY!

I'm 21 today. Whoo!

So I bought Brawl today, have yet to play it, but I will be in about an hour. YAY!

Having never played a Smash Bros. game before, it will be interesting. I will post my friend code once I learn the ropes. ^.^

Happy Valentine's Day to all. Even though it's a Hallmark thing.

That is all.

I have deleted all my journals, so I'm starting anew, and you may actually get more journal updates from me more often. They most likely will be short, as I don't like to type much about myself.

The new information is that I am actually going to most like start probably writing perhaps again. I dunno if you can understand that, becuase I sure can't. >.> So you may see some more stories from me.