Why? Why I did that again? Why I knowing that this choise is F...terrible...I still made that choise? WHY I SO TERRIBLE IN MAKING CHOISE. Why I even write that? Because Iam in army now and its fucking sucks. Its not like you seen on screens. It worse. Much worse then you even thinking. I can compare it with jaiĺ or concentration camp. Stupid dolphin why you even think its a good idea and only one right way? I..here you dont even feel like a creature, you just feel like a slave in the worst way. I hope noone and never will make such a mistake like me

Realy interesting thing stolen from  calafin

[X] You chitter/squeak/whistle to get attention
[X] You find pets toys amusing
[ ] You get hyper by the smell of Sushi/fish
[ ] You snap your teeth/jaw when someone gets too close to your food
[X] You move away and give a low whistle when someone you dislike is too close to you
[X] You expose your belly/back when someone shows you affection
[ ] If someone tosses you something, you try to catch it with your mouth
Total: 4

[X] You love to be scritched/rubbed along the top of your head
[X] You love fish/meat
[X] You like to try and look at *everything* going by when you're in a car
[X] You like when people stroke your back/belly
[X] People can make you stop doing stuff by tapping you on the nose
[X] You are fascinated by sunlight going through water
Total: 10

[ ] You are a light sleeper/wake up easily (nope)
[X] You enjoy watching birds, or anything small and fast moving
[X] You nuzzle people's faces to show you like them
[X] You bite/nip people if they annoy you
[X] You tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[ ] Cold water is your favorite drink (no, but drink it often, from the tap)
Total: 14

[ ] You prefer loose clothing that doesn't rub against you
[X] You love wearing stuff with dolphins on it
[X] You own animal tails/prosethetics and love wearing them
[X] You enjoy long walks on the beach
[X] You chitter/squeak/whistle when you see something you want, and bring over people to show them it
Total: 18

[X] You call your hands and feet "fins" or "flukes"
[X] You tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[X] You run to the door when you think you hear something
[X] You really enjoy cuddling/stroking
[X] You stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[ ] You can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 23


[X] You have several resting places in the house you go to only to relax
[ ] You churr/squeak/chitter often
[ ] You hide when you get scared
[X] You run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[X] You like to chase small, flying things and get a closer look at them
[ ] You tend to not chew your food much
[X] You don't mind doing tricks to get a treat
Total: 27

[X] You own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[X] You refer to yourself as an animal
[X] Your username has something to do with animals
[X] Your e-mail has something to do with animals
[X] If you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[X] You look for edible stuff often
Total: 33

[X] You often find yourself listening rather then looking to detect things
[ ] You like to say hi to strangers
[X] You like to be rubbed when you have done something good
[X] People think you act like a pet/stereotype
[X] You chitter and smack things you don't like
[ ] You love almost any food involving fresh fish
[X] If you get wet, you enjoy it as much as you can
Total: 38

Take your score and multiply it by 2

Final Total: 38/50 = 76%

Put your title as "I'm % Phinny"

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