So, Eddie, Onai and I recently had a sleep over. Listed below, in no particular order, are the highlights of this experience.

-Best game of Scrabble, EVER. ElVato, Bi Marine, Diqe and, of course, Olivia Ninjawax. YUP!
-Slamwich. Why haven't I played this game before!? Two words: Nigga Baby
-I got my hair cut in a bathtub
-Ball Towel
-Bonnie, the worst Denny's server to ever live
-Dyeing and designing the gayest wife beaters possible, complete with iron-on sequin and rhinestone appliques, then world premiering them at a British Pub
-Making a Starfish cry...
-Not going on Scamp's Adventure, ever.
-Got a promotion to Administrative Assistant to "Da Bawss".
-Making a housewife in a Target store so uncomfortable with overhearing our conversation that she literally ran away...
-Keeping my Virtual Pet alive until today. (Sniffs, good bye Krabbs) Apparently, gay men are better parents than straight women.
-Seeing Karma in action
-"Dexter's a cookie"
-IKEA shopping trip