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"Gender Awareness" Meme
17 years ago
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Dakota-Bear
Dudes!:
[X] You woke up with a boner.
Erm... only when I'm thinking of certain, particular guys... murr... Actually, this happens quite often. Sometimes I'm late to class because I jerked off as soon as I woke up! XD
[-] You're taller than 5'5".
Yep. 6'4, bitches.
[X] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
I don't think it's fair that women can't be hit. No, I'm no abuser, but if someone is engaging in an activity that would normally yield violence from others, then they shouldn't be given leeway just because of their sex. That's discrimination, pure and simple.
[-] You like to get drunk and fight.
Nope. I'm not a college frat-boy, "brah." Biased.
[x] You drink beer.
Well, not very much, if at all. And only German stuff. Good, [i]Bavarian, German stuff. Like Spaten, or Franziskanner.[/i]
[x] MEAT!
Yep, my body suffers after the flesh. You could say that I'm a meat whore! ;3
[x] There are tissues close to your bed.
Heeheehee... and a bottle of moisturizer! XD Actually, that's just for when my hands get dry in the winter and start to crack.
[x] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
Mmm... I tend to, yeah.
[x] You like dinosaurs.
Two words: Anonymous Rex. Biatch.
[-] You love sports. Always.
Ugh. Only competition shooting, some world circuit racing, and Mayan ball.
[x] Video games are better than the mall.
Definitely. I hate shopping.
[x] Your curse like a sailor.
Not really. But when I curse, there's no limits. I tend to favor the term "cunt."
[-] You scratch your nuts in public.
Nooo... that's just nasty, period.
[x] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
Black, followed by burgundy.
[-] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[x] You can grow facial hair.
I wish I didn't. Ugh.
[-] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties.
Yech. The internet's waaaay cheaper.
[x] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
I used to, mainly because it was a pathway to socializing with my peers. And some of them actually looked kinda cool.
[x] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground.
Yeah. Because of my height, everyone turns to me for grunt labor. I also was constantly pestered in high-school to join the football team. Pisses me off.
[-] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
Nope. I'm fine with crushing most any bug, but I have a phobia for roaches. I think it was caused by "Joe's Apartment," not sure...
[-] You attended prom to get laid.
I should've, but I didn't go.
[-] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies.
Nooo... again, biased for frat-boys. Not all guys are like this.
[-] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
Ehh... I've never really been in a position to have this come up.
[-] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris
Why the hell is this in the "masculine" category? This whole thing just screams "latent homosexual tendencies." Again, biased towards frat-boys.
Boy Score - 13/24
Babes!:
[-] You get a period.
Uhh... no.
[-] People say you're short.
That has never happened. Not once. Ever.
[x] You call attractive females "sluts".
Depends on the person, but if they're the vapid, blond, dime-a-dozen type, I tend to, yeah.
[x] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
If only because I'm lazy. And the aforementioned masturbation. ;D
[-] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
I don't drink, but it would take a lot to make me pass out.
[-] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
Ah, great, more bias bullshit. Nope.
[-] You wear make-up daily.
I think very few guys do that, gay or otherwise.... only drag-queens do, and most people wouldn't call them guys...
[x] You care about what you look like.
Most people do, "brah..."
[x] You can cook and clean.
I can cook really well, but I don't clean. Ever, really.
[-] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
I only have more because I either 1. haven't gotten rid of them or 2. they're just for formal occasions, but I don't really need them. 5.11 XPRT Tactical boots all the way, baby.
[x] You like to spend money with your friends.
I would think most straight guys do anyway... again, bias...
[-] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
Nope. Just deodorant, thank-you-very-much. That Axe crap gives me a headache.
[-] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.
Nope.
[-] Your mom told you about sex.
[x] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
Yep. Quite self-conscious, I suppose. Fearless, but I want to look good, y'know?
[-] You use tits to your advantage.
[-] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[-] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[x] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
Yeah, I have a phobia for roaches, so I marked it. Any other bugs don't bother me, though.
[-] You consider spending money a hobby.
Heh. Funny. Misogynist...
[-] You attended prom, to dress up.
Didn't go, though dressing up is kinda fun to me. =P
[-] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Noo... they're "action figures." J/K. But they weren't anything femmy, just Spawn and GI Joe-type stuff. And I usually ended up dismembering or melting them in creative ways.
[-] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.
What the hell? No. Do dreams about cock-shaped candy count? XD
Girl Score - 7/24
Well, shows you how accurate a test this is. I'll sub like a bitch to other guys on MSN, but this thing says I'm more masculine than feminine. Oh, well. Just gives me more of an opportunity to prove how femmy I am... ;3
Dakota-BearDudes!:
[X] You woke up with a boner.
Erm... only when I'm thinking of certain, particular guys... murr... Actually, this happens quite often. Sometimes I'm late to class because I jerked off as soon as I woke up! XD
[-] You're taller than 5'5".
Yep. 6'4, bitches.
[X] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
I don't think it's fair that women can't be hit. No, I'm no abuser, but if someone is engaging in an activity that would normally yield violence from others, then they shouldn't be given leeway just because of their sex. That's discrimination, pure and simple.
[-] You like to get drunk and fight.
Nope. I'm not a college frat-boy, "brah." Biased.
[x] You drink beer.
Well, not very much, if at all. And only German stuff. Good, [i]Bavarian, German stuff. Like Spaten, or Franziskanner.[/i]
[x] MEAT!
Yep, my body suffers after the flesh. You could say that I'm a meat whore! ;3
[x] There are tissues close to your bed.
Heeheehee... and a bottle of moisturizer! XD Actually, that's just for when my hands get dry in the winter and start to crack.
[x] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
Mmm... I tend to, yeah.
[x] You like dinosaurs.
Two words: Anonymous Rex. Biatch.
[-] You love sports. Always.
Ugh. Only competition shooting, some world circuit racing, and Mayan ball.
[x] Video games are better than the mall.
Definitely. I hate shopping.
[x] Your curse like a sailor.
Not really. But when I curse, there's no limits. I tend to favor the term "cunt."
[-] You scratch your nuts in public.
Nooo... that's just nasty, period.
[x] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
Black, followed by burgundy.
[-] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[x] You can grow facial hair.
I wish I didn't. Ugh.
[-] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties.
Yech. The internet's waaaay cheaper.
[x] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
I used to, mainly because it was a pathway to socializing with my peers. And some of them actually looked kinda cool.
[x] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground.
Yeah. Because of my height, everyone turns to me for grunt labor. I also was constantly pestered in high-school to join the football team. Pisses me off.
[-] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
Nope. I'm fine with crushing most any bug, but I have a phobia for roaches. I think it was caused by "Joe's Apartment," not sure...
[-] You attended prom to get laid.
I should've, but I didn't go.
[-] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies.
Nooo... again, biased for frat-boys. Not all guys are like this.
[-] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
Ehh... I've never really been in a position to have this come up.
[-] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris
Why the hell is this in the "masculine" category? This whole thing just screams "latent homosexual tendencies." Again, biased towards frat-boys.
Boy Score - 13/24
Babes!:
[-] You get a period.
Uhh... no.
[-] People say you're short.
That has never happened. Not once. Ever.
[x] You call attractive females "sluts".
Depends on the person, but if they're the vapid, blond, dime-a-dozen type, I tend to, yeah.
[x] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
If only because I'm lazy. And the aforementioned masturbation. ;D
[-] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
I don't drink, but it would take a lot to make me pass out.
[-] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
Ah, great, more bias bullshit. Nope.
[-] You wear make-up daily.
I think very few guys do that, gay or otherwise.... only drag-queens do, and most people wouldn't call them guys...
[x] You care about what you look like.
Most people do, "brah..."
[x] You can cook and clean.
I can cook really well, but I don't clean. Ever, really.
[-] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
I only have more because I either 1. haven't gotten rid of them or 2. they're just for formal occasions, but I don't really need them. 5.11 XPRT Tactical boots all the way, baby.
[x] You like to spend money with your friends.
I would think most straight guys do anyway... again, bias...
[-] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
Nope. Just deodorant, thank-you-very-much. That Axe crap gives me a headache.
[-] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.
Nope.
[-] Your mom told you about sex.
[x] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
Yep. Quite self-conscious, I suppose. Fearless, but I want to look good, y'know?
[-] You use tits to your advantage.
[-] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[-] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[x] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
Yeah, I have a phobia for roaches, so I marked it. Any other bugs don't bother me, though.
[-] You consider spending money a hobby.
Heh. Funny. Misogynist...
[-] You attended prom, to dress up.
Didn't go, though dressing up is kinda fun to me. =P
[-] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Noo... they're "action figures." J/K. But they weren't anything femmy, just Spawn and GI Joe-type stuff. And I usually ended up dismembering or melting them in creative ways.
[-] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.
What the hell? No. Do dreams about cock-shaped candy count? XD
Girl Score - 7/24
Well, shows you how accurate a test this is. I'll sub like a bitch to other guys on MSN, but this thing says I'm more masculine than feminine. Oh, well. Just gives me more of an opportunity to prove how femmy I am... ;3
Erm... only when I'm thinking of certain, particular guys... murr... Actually, this happens quite often. Sometimes I'm late to class because I jerked off as soon as I woke up! XD
Look whos talking of too much information XD
[X] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
I don't think it's fair that women can't be hit. No, I'm no abuser, but if someone is engaging in an activity that would normally yield violence from others, then they shouldn't be given leeway just because of their sex. That's discrimination, pure and simple.
I gonna save that frase: "That would be discrimination, pure and simple... Bitch!" XD
[x] MEAT!
Yep, my body suffers after the flesh. You could say that I'm a meat whore! ;3
Ok! meat whore(:3)
[x] You like dinosaurs.
Two words: Anonymous Rex. Biatch.
Ohhh! you bastard, you dont give NOT even a clue(D:)
[-] You love sports. Always.
Ugh. Only competition shooting, some world circuit racing, and Mayan ball.
Accept it, you dont have a chance to win in that game. You have never play it before, never practice, You are death meat in that game. The only reason you keep that in mind must be that you want to kill someone(s) in particular.
[-] You scratch your nuts in public.
Nooo... that's just nasty, period.
Oohh! you are embarrassed doing that in public... NOBODY CARES! usually old ladys look at you, but if you give them an evil look, they usually goノ( ¬ _¬)ヽ.
[x] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
Black, followed by burgundy.
What a surprise!? black and blood colorノ( ¬ _¬)ヽ
[x] You can grow facial hair.
I wish I didn't. Ugh.
LoL
[x] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
I used to, mainly because it was a pathway to socializing with my peers. And some of them actually looked kinda cool.
o___o! Thats a surprise!... Names? what of them looked kinda cool??
[x] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
If only because I'm lazy. And the aforementioned masturbation. ;D
what happend with the aforementioned girlfriend you have? Dont tell me is a virtual girlfriend????
[x] You can cook and clean.
I can cook really well, but I don't clean. Ever, really.
NOW I see why coakroaches attack you XD
[-] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Noo... they're "action figures." J/K. But they weren't anything femmy, just Spawn and GI Joe-type stuff. And I usually ended up dismembering or melting them in creative ways.
I see, I have a and imaginary picture of you now... as the kid in the movie Toy story. Now the only thing that remeins to know is that... You have a little sister?? XD
[-] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.
What the hell? No. Do dreams about cock-shaped candy count? XD
NO of course not, you dream with big hairy mans, No? XD
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Very interesting this was...
But why soo much fear to coakroaches, they are amazing... they live one week with out his head and die or thrist. I think they are kind a cute, NOT like these creatures of hell: http://image40.webshots.com/41/6/16.....7srVRas_fs.jpg
They are fast and poisonous, not like your harmless roaches.
Aww... you say the nicest things, Dakky...
Ohhh! you bastard, you dont give NOT even a clue(D:)
Anonymous Rex is one of my favorite books, if not my favorite book. It's about an anthropomorphic velociraptor PI. Read it, you won't regret it. I stayed up 23 hours just to finish it the second time around. Really a fantastic book, and I highly recommend it. Read it. Now.
So, yeah, I like dino's. I even have a character for one of my comic-book ideas who rides a mechanical t-rex that has shoulder-housed machine guns and a particle projection cannon in its throat.
Oohh! you are embarrassed doing that in public... NOBODY CARES! usually old ladys look at you, but if you give them an evil look, they usually goノ( ¬ _¬)ヽ.
Well, I think it's nasty, dammit. And you can call me a femme because of that all you want... especially since it turns me on. ;3
o___o! Thats a surprise!... Names? what of them looked kinda cool??
That surprised you? Well, okay. Off the top of my head, I can only think of Beedril and Blastoise, but I know there were some other cool ones. I stopped paying attention to it, though in the mid 90's.
what happend with the aforementioned girlfriend you have? Dont tell me is a virtual girlfriend???
Well... you might actually say that, since she's in another state... and we've never actually met... We're thinking of bringing it to an amicable close, since we aren't that into each other. But don't worry, Dak: next week I'll be in Florida, in a single bed, with two other guys. You do the math... ;3
I see, I have a and imaginary picture of you now... as the kid in the movie Toy story. Now the only thing that remeins to know is that... You have a little sister?? XD
No. I don't have a little sister (I'm an only child), nor am I a bully or a potential serial killer, thank you very much. I just got bored with the toys, and destroying them became more fun and interesting than playing with them.
Very interesting this was...
Well, I'd be more than happy to tell you anything about myself, whenever you want, Dak. I'd love to tell you whatever you want to know about me... ;3
Well, the cockroach thing is a phobia. It's not logical, I just can't stand them. I wish I didn't have it, but I do. I know it's irrational, that's why it's called a phobia. I do tend to hate them, though, because of that fear, and also because they're pretty disgusting in my opinion. All they are is protein shells filled with gooey pus.
Oh, and I would comment on the thing you're talking about, but the link just gives me a "403 Forbidden" error... >_>