First Day at Work (As Told by John Madden)
16 years ago
General
Well at around, uh, around, uh...uh, around the uh...the around uh...9:15, that's nautical time they use that in ships
Around 9:15 we checked into work baby yes we did, took that card, WHAM RIGHT THROUGH THE READER the defense didn't even DIDN'T EVEN KNOW what sliced 'em
9:30, we suit up as the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup and fuck some shit up oh baby we go out there and start dancing and WHOA SUDDENLY, UH, UH, SUDDENLY, THERE'S UH...THERE'S LIKE 20 FAT CHICKS
Five of them ask to marry
I only say yes to one
...because I was not intoxicated
Half hour on half hour off half hour on half hour off
THEN THERE WAS THIS KID, I'M GONNA CIRCLE HIM, RIGHT...RIGHT HERE, HE MOVED OVER HERE IN THE DIRECTION OF THE ARROW I JUST DREW AND HE WAS POKIN MAN AND HE WOULDN'T STOP, I JUST WANTED TO KICK HIM IN THE SQUIRRELY LITTLE NUTSACK YES I DID
Then I rode some rides and went home to watch some
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Around 9:15 we checked into work baby yes we did, took that card, WHAM RIGHT THROUGH THE READER the defense didn't even DIDN'T EVEN KNOW what sliced 'em
9:30, we suit up as the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup and fuck some shit up oh baby we go out there and start dancing and WHOA SUDDENLY, UH, UH, SUDDENLY, THERE'S UH...THERE'S LIKE 20 FAT CHICKS
Five of them ask to marry
I only say yes to one
...because I was not intoxicated
Half hour on half hour off half hour on half hour off
THEN THERE WAS THIS KID, I'M GONNA CIRCLE HIM, RIGHT...RIGHT HERE, HE MOVED OVER HERE IN THE DIRECTION OF THE ARROW I JUST DREW AND HE WAS POKIN MAN AND HE WOULDN'T STOP, I JUST WANTED TO KICK HIM IN THE SQUIRRELY LITTLE NUTSACK YES I DID
Then I rode some rides and went home to watch some
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