Soren Ehanu did this to me '^'

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RULES :
1. Pick a character you've created.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were that character.
3. Tag at least four people to do this meme
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal.



Character: Urchin


1. What is your name?

So, what then? You drug me, bag me, shine a light in my face and expect me to proper introduce myself? Go chuck yourself in a lake. I'm the friggin' muffin man. *grumbling*


2. Do you know why you were named that?

Cuz the only house I could afford from my ever-so-lucrative baking business was on Drury Lane, Jesus CHRIST get that lamp out of my eyes.


3. Single or Taken?

Ugh, you comin' on to me now?! Taken, man. Don't get any funny ideas. You gotta be *this* foxy to ride this ride.


4. Have any abilities or powers?

Yeah, mate. I eat little pups like you for breakfast.


5. Stop being a Mary Sue!

*lunges across the table at the interviewer* U WOT M8


6. What's your eye color?

Green, not that you can flippin tell with all the bloody lights out in here, 'cept your pretty little spotlight up there. I'm gonna need my eyes later -- you know that, right?


7. How about hair color?

Brown. Urk, why am I even here? What is this? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME OUT THERE? HEEEY! I'M IN HEEEEERE! BUST ME OUT I AIN'T DONE NOTHIN!! ...ehh....this time....


8. Have you any family members?

Pfft, just me and me nan, now. Wait.....she here too? Did you bastards kidnap her too? LET HER GO DAMNIT! NAN?! NAAAAAN?!?!! I'm coming for you, just don't PANIC


9. Oh? How about pets?

Pet? What's a pet? *looks at you skeptically* We're all animals, mate. If you're talking about a slave, you're more messed up than I thought, which good lord is saying something.


10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.

GETTING DRAGGED TO A TINY METAL ROOM AGAINST MY WILL FOR A FLIPPIN START


11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

Fishing. I fish. Yeah, yeah, I get it, I know, oooh an otter that fishes, how original. I'm a special little snowflake. FUCK you. 's what I'm good at. Maybe when I get outta here I'll slap you in the face with a mackerel. Bet that gets yer motor runnin', sick bastard.


12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?

Aww what, little babby gettin' scared now? You should be. This otter is getting HUNGRY. *licks chops* Just...get me out of these friggin' ropes and I'll TEAR YOU A NEW ONE. This is for you, NAAAAN *tries to break the ropes through sheer force, wiggling around in the chair*


13. Ever… killed anyone before?

*maniacal laughing and frothing*


14. What kind of animal are you?

THE KIND THAT NEVER FORGETS A FACE


15. Name your worst habits.

I do this thing where sometimes when I get angry YOU DIE


16. Do you look up to anyone at all?

*Pauses thoughtfully, leaning back and calming down a bit as he thinks back wistfully* Well.....Pops could dive into the ocean, wrestle a shark into submission, drag it up to the surface, and throw it into the boat. Then eat the whole thing in a single meal. Damn near brings a tear to me eye just thinkin' about it. Not gonna, though. Ain't no babby.


17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?

I like boys. Ain't gay though, just... *scratches nose thougtfully* ....whatever. I ain't gay.


18. Do you go to school?

Nah, never had a head for much schoolin. Mrs. McLaughlin chewed me out for eatin' all the damn time during class. Ain't my fault though. I get hungry. So I just stayed home and helped Pops out with the family bizzo. Eatin's more important, anyhow.


19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?

Maybe, if ya ever feel like lettin' me go. Listen, you gettin' paid for this? Cuz I been collectin' pearls and was thinkin' maybe you might be interes---


20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?

HEY I WAS TALKIN TO YOU. NEGOTITATIN'. 'at's what it's called, yeah? The hell's a fangirl?


21. What are you most afraid of?

Skipping dinner. So, we're just...movin' on then?


22. What do you usually wear?

Right. *sighs.* Divin' shorts usually. Everything else itches or...rides up or somethin'. Gets in the way. I got more than just the one, don't fret yer little head.


23. What's one food that tempts you?

....Look at me. Look what I am. Take a freakin' guess.


24. Am I annoying you?

*eye twitch*



25. Well, it's still not over!

*struggles with rope* BASTARD


26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?

Low. As in I ain't got money if that's what yer after. Just PEARLS. So....whaddaya say? *adopts what he believes is a charming grin but turns out to be a lopsided menacing look*


27. How many friends do you have?

God damnit. It's like I'm talkin to a wall. Grr...2 or 3, I guess. Reckon I ain't much good at makin' pallies in the schoolyard. Better at fish.


28. What are your thoughts on pie?

You got any? No? Guess it don't matter then, do it?


30. Favorite drink?

Cheap whiskey. Nip o' that keeps me in my bright and sunny disposition. *scowls*


31. What's your favorite place?

Mary-Louise. Family fishin' boat.


32. Are you interested in anyone~?

JESUS MATE, LET ME OUUUT WHAT DID I DO TO YOU *writhes against the old wooden chair*


33. That was a stupid question.

GAH! A SPLINTER! *winces* I see ya spared no expense with the furniture, you conniving guppy.


34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?

Yeah. Yes.


35. What's your type?

I keep TELLING YOU but you DON'T LISTEN TO ME. HELLLOOOOO IS ANYONE THEEERE!! HEEEELLLP!!!!! *wiggles*


36. Any fetishes?

*stops and blinks* Umm. No? Wait -- what've you heard?


37. Seme or uke?

How'd you know I played ukulele? What'd you do?! You beat it out of me poor ol' granny, didn't you?!? You sick ASSHOLES. GRAAAAAHHHH NAAAAAN!!


38. Camping or indoors?

*ropes finally unravel* Hah! Haha! HAHAHA! Well it sure as hell ain't indoors! What kinda otter is bested by a simple bowline knot?! I'm outta here!

*runs into metal door*

BWAH

*crumples to the floor like a wet noodle*

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tagging NOBODY. SCREW THE RULES