Where are you staying?
The Con Hotel...hopefully

How are you traveling?
Here in my car, I feel safest of all, I can lock all my doors, it's the only way to live, IN CARS

What day are you getting there?
Arriving Thursday evening!

Who will you be rooming with?
TBA....... T~T

How is the best way to find you?
Click your heels 3 times and say "There's no place like Compton" and I will appear

Are you taken?
Nope! I keep Liam Neeson around me at all times to prevent that from happening...

Are there any panels you might be attending?
The get out of jail free panel looks tempting....

What do you look like?
Levar Burton

Will you be suiting?
What is this a business meeting? GET OUTTA HERE!

Do you do free art?
Is the Space Pope Reptilian?

Do you do trades?
I'll trade fortune cookie fortunes with you, the one's I get suck ass

Do you do badges?
Only if you defeat my pokemon in battle!

Will you have a DD/AA table?
Only if people are looking for big boobs and batteries

What is your gender?
Too Beaucoup

How tall are you?
6'0" No basketball

Can I talk to you?
Can you conjugate?

Can I touch you?
Can you feel it Mr. Krabs?

Can I visit your room?
CAN YOU DIG IT? SUCKAS!!!!!!

Can I buy you drinks?
Mwhahahahahahahahahaha......sure

Can I give you stuff?
Can you prevent forest fires?

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
HOLY GOAT NIPPLES BATMAN! These furries mean business!

Are you nice?
Ask my friends

Will you be going to parties?
All the damn parties dude

Will you be performing?
ALL THE DAMN PARTIES!!!!!!

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Fart the national anthem

What/where will you be eating?
Hipsters at Starbucks

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Only if you are prepared to die in glorious battle!

Can I look in your sketchbook?
You're a stranger, stay away from my Danger

Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Draw my sketchbook like one of your french sketchbooks.....

Can I take your picture?
I'm usually photogenic but i'll be too turnt to care