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Battle Hymn of the Raccoons
11 years ago
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I was really bored...
Sung to the tune of Battle Hymn of the Republic
We are, We are, We are, We are, We are the raccooneers!
We chirr, We chirr, We chirr, We chirr, and have cute stripey rears!
Drink up, Drink up, Drink up, Drink up and raid along with us,
'Cause we don't give a damn for any old man who don't leave his trash out for us!
An otter and a raccooneer once found a crate of clams,
Said the otter to the raccooneer out eat me if ya can!
The otter shucked three clams and died his tube was growlin' mean,
But the raccoon kept on eating it was only three days green!
We are, We are, We are, We are, We are the raccooneers!
We chirr, We chirr, We chirr, We chirr, and have cute stripey rears!
Drink up, Drink up, Drink up, Drink up and raid along with us,
'Cause we don't give a damn for any old man who don't leave his trash out for us!
My father was a diver at a waste dump magazine,
My mother was a hostess at a house, no decency,
When I was only 16 years she chittered loud and clear,
Get out of the house, Become a cutpurse, and join the raccooneers!
We are, We are, We are, We are, We are the raccooneers!
We chirr, We chirr, We chirr, We chirr, and have cute stripey rears!
Drink up, Drink up, Drink up, Drink up and raid along with us,
'Cause we don't give a damn for any old man who don't leave his trash out for us!
The Dook Force and the Lemurs came to town to have some fun,
Down to the jewlery stores where the shiniest gems run!
But all they found was broken glass the raccooneers had come,
And traded junk filled garbage bags for shinies, 'bout a ton!
we are, We are, We are, We are, We are the raccooneers!
We chirr, We chirr, We chirr, We chirr, and have cute stripey rears!
Drink up, Drink up, Drink up, Drink up and raid along with us,
'Cause we don't give a damn for any old man who don't leave his trash out for us!
We raid and tip your trashcan and we bite your fingers too!
In each and every night we prove what raccooneers can do,
For in the dead of darkest night is when we are most near,
We eat your trash and bite your ass us cutie raccooneers!
Sung to the tune of Battle Hymn of the Republic
We are, We are, We are, We are, We are the raccooneers!
We chirr, We chirr, We chirr, We chirr, and have cute stripey rears!
Drink up, Drink up, Drink up, Drink up and raid along with us,
'Cause we don't give a damn for any old man who don't leave his trash out for us!
An otter and a raccooneer once found a crate of clams,
Said the otter to the raccooneer out eat me if ya can!
The otter shucked three clams and died his tube was growlin' mean,
But the raccoon kept on eating it was only three days green!
We are, We are, We are, We are, We are the raccooneers!
We chirr, We chirr, We chirr, We chirr, and have cute stripey rears!
Drink up, Drink up, Drink up, Drink up and raid along with us,
'Cause we don't give a damn for any old man who don't leave his trash out for us!
My father was a diver at a waste dump magazine,
My mother was a hostess at a house, no decency,
When I was only 16 years she chittered loud and clear,
Get out of the house, Become a cutpurse, and join the raccooneers!
We are, We are, We are, We are, We are the raccooneers!
We chirr, We chirr, We chirr, We chirr, and have cute stripey rears!
Drink up, Drink up, Drink up, Drink up and raid along with us,
'Cause we don't give a damn for any old man who don't leave his trash out for us!
The Dook Force and the Lemurs came to town to have some fun,
Down to the jewlery stores where the shiniest gems run!
But all they found was broken glass the raccooneers had come,
And traded junk filled garbage bags for shinies, 'bout a ton!
we are, We are, We are, We are, We are the raccooneers!
We chirr, We chirr, We chirr, We chirr, and have cute stripey rears!
Drink up, Drink up, Drink up, Drink up and raid along with us,
'Cause we don't give a damn for any old man who don't leave his trash out for us!
We raid and tip your trashcan and we bite your fingers too!
In each and every night we prove what raccooneers can do,
For in the dead of darkest night is when we are most near,
We eat your trash and bite your ass us cutie raccooneers!
RabidRaccoonUK
~rabidraccoonuk
*Salutes you and sheds a patriotic tear!*
Bandit
~bandit
thank you!
Jasperi
~jasperi
One day the United Emirates of the Thylacinian baguetteocracy will liberate you and free you from such rambunctious raccooning. c:
LazyRayFinkle
~lazyrayfinkle
Priceless.
Jack Levine The Legend Singer
~jackthecoonbro
Beautiful... Simply marvelous
DeutschNinjaTanuki
~deutschninjatanuki
=<^.^>=
Eoathian
∞eoathian
Just awesome bro
Stripes-the-Raccoon
~stripes-the-raccoon
This is adorable, I approve this message~
Amato
~amato
I drink to thee oh Great Captain! *salutes my rum proudly*
Mikanis
~mikanis
*salutes*
