When I was kidnapped by Chinese missionaries, who were spreading the faith of the Norse Gods, and taken to a small South American prison where I met Wayne Gretzky who was giving a talk on the economics of cow launchers but before he could finish the alien Elvis impersonators arrived and put on an impromptu coordinated performance of the Charleston, at which time I escaped and manged to make it to the coast where I was eaten by a seal and died.

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And now for something completely irrelevant. I've decided to attempt to write more, however I really need ideas. Long story short I want yours, give them to me NOW. I don't care how stupid it is just give it. No moldy ideas though, and I prefer minimal damage to the idea itself. Also, though I have no issue with writing just about anything, FA has this weird thing where they don't like people under 18 look at porn. So if I write something out of your pornographic idea it won't be posted by me but by my older twin sister Pandora Fusion.