Christmas 2008
17 years ago
Merry Christmas all, its time again for a christmas story. But first I wanna make some announcements.
Up till now there isnt laughed enough for this Journal. Thats why I want you to do some relaxing exercise so you get to laugh a bit eaier. So just do the following.
ok first shake your head from the left to the right and back while laughing, this is what we call the no-laugh commonly used when a joke was plain wrong but funny.
Next you gotta tilt your head up and down while laughing, This is what we call the yes-laugh, commonly used for when you get a joke and found it funny.
ok, now place your hand infront of your mouth and giggle, This is what we call the Cover-laugh, commonly used for when a joke wasnt funny but when you still had to laugh.
Ok, now put your hands forward and put up all 10 fingers, this means you saw.... wait thats aiming to high, drop one hand so you got 5 fingers left... thats still to high.... Ok put down 4 fingers so you only got 1 left, this means you saw 1 good joke.
But when you saw one good joke you also need a laugh for that, so stand up, now lean backwards as far as possible without losing balance, and laugh real hard. This is what we call the loud-laugh, only used when you see a good joke.
ok up till here your expectations dropped so far that everything will seem funny. So now I present to you, THE CHRISTMAS STORY.
2045 years ago 4 wise man were riding trough the desert. they were heading to Steroids, king of Isreal for they new the new king of Isreal was born and that this king got a star so bright that they wanted to honor the Man. so as they got to Steroids and said they wanted to honor the king of Isreal Steroids was honored, so as he wanted to accept the gifts the wise man said that he wasnt who they were looking for. and Steroids got angry. He swore he had that new so called king killed.
Somewhere else a woman gave birth to a baby called Jesus. Jesus was an anoying baby, everytime there was suffering in the world he started crying, and drove everyone nuts.
Later that night the wise man came to Jesus and tolled the family what happened and how Steroids swore to kill Jesus. Few hours after they saw torches and heard the millitary marching there way for Steroids and his men followed the 4 wise man. Joseph, father of Jesus, collected there belongings, and Mary, Mother of Jesus, took jesus and they ran, but as Steroids men followed baby Jesus and his Family Joseph got an idea. He ran up the hill and cut down a tree, As Steroids Men passed by Joseph pushed down the tree and the tree started rolling of the hill. it dumbled down and all of Steroids Men got stuck in the tree as it kept on rolling right to the town square, where it got upright again. The towns folk gathered around the tree and saw how nicely the tree was decorated with the torches as lights and the armor of the men shining as the torched light glowed over them.
And this is how the Christmas tree was born.
I hope you enjoyed this years story, please leave a comment or two :)
Up till now there isnt laughed enough for this Journal. Thats why I want you to do some relaxing exercise so you get to laugh a bit eaier. So just do the following.
ok first shake your head from the left to the right and back while laughing, this is what we call the no-laugh commonly used when a joke was plain wrong but funny.
Next you gotta tilt your head up and down while laughing, This is what we call the yes-laugh, commonly used for when you get a joke and found it funny.
ok, now place your hand infront of your mouth and giggle, This is what we call the Cover-laugh, commonly used for when a joke wasnt funny but when you still had to laugh.
Ok, now put your hands forward and put up all 10 fingers, this means you saw.... wait thats aiming to high, drop one hand so you got 5 fingers left... thats still to high.... Ok put down 4 fingers so you only got 1 left, this means you saw 1 good joke.
But when you saw one good joke you also need a laugh for that, so stand up, now lean backwards as far as possible without losing balance, and laugh real hard. This is what we call the loud-laugh, only used when you see a good joke.
ok up till here your expectations dropped so far that everything will seem funny. So now I present to you, THE CHRISTMAS STORY.
2045 years ago 4 wise man were riding trough the desert. they were heading to Steroids, king of Isreal for they new the new king of Isreal was born and that this king got a star so bright that they wanted to honor the Man. so as they got to Steroids and said they wanted to honor the king of Isreal Steroids was honored, so as he wanted to accept the gifts the wise man said that he wasnt who they were looking for. and Steroids got angry. He swore he had that new so called king killed.
Somewhere else a woman gave birth to a baby called Jesus. Jesus was an anoying baby, everytime there was suffering in the world he started crying, and drove everyone nuts.
Later that night the wise man came to Jesus and tolled the family what happened and how Steroids swore to kill Jesus. Few hours after they saw torches and heard the millitary marching there way for Steroids and his men followed the 4 wise man. Joseph, father of Jesus, collected there belongings, and Mary, Mother of Jesus, took jesus and they ran, but as Steroids men followed baby Jesus and his Family Joseph got an idea. He ran up the hill and cut down a tree, As Steroids Men passed by Joseph pushed down the tree and the tree started rolling of the hill. it dumbled down and all of Steroids Men got stuck in the tree as it kept on rolling right to the town square, where it got upright again. The towns folk gathered around the tree and saw how nicely the tree was decorated with the torches as lights and the armor of the men shining as the torched light glowed over them.
And this is how the Christmas tree was born.
I hope you enjoyed this years story, please leave a comment or two :)

AmberLemurTeen
~amberlemurteen
Hehehe Merry Christmas!!! Hope you have a great time! Also, the christmas story gave me a few giggles there =P *x-mas hugs!*

Subosi
~subosi
OP
Was it better or worse then last years story? it definitly was shorter 8|