RazortheBlueDragon dared me to do this... oh boy. .-.

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
>///> Maybe...

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon, or night?
Probably at night I'd imagine...

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
All of the sides. Bed is mine.

4. Do you masturbate?
Absolutely.

5. How often? Lately?
Daily, usually, unless I'm somewhere without the privacy.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I have not.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
I love my showers, but sometimes a bath proves to be relaxing after a rough day.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Noooo...

9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I do watch/read pornography, ALONE.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Probably more aggressive than passive, without overdoing it.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Shhhh... >///>

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I've talked with a large number of them, but only a handful really know me.

13. Would you choose love over money?
If I ever find someone who makes me happy, sure!

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
I'd imagine they'd be feet, bondage, and teasing.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not in person.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
My bed, fuck yeah! That shit is romantic. Wait, does fap count as sex? No? Then I've fantasized muddy places before, so...

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Fapped in some mud. Sounds weird, I know, but it feels sooo good...

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Masturbating, yeah. By a parent too. How fucking awkward was that.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Never ever ever ever NO.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
What's a bar? HAH. Silly underage wolfy.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Been kicked out of a mall for being too obnoxious! But, eh, no.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No, I'm too heavy. No, who in their right mind would want me? Silly question~

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of he same sex?
Not the sex part, nope.

24. What's your sexual preference?
DICK.

25. Had sex in a movie theatre?
No, but awkward boners sometimes arise! And I've been in the theater when my friends are feeling each other... >->

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
I fap in there!

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Oh god no...

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
I have! That shit was weird and awesome at the same time!

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Nope!

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Socks make good toys sometimes!

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Socks!~

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you on film?
Feets, some mud pictures that I just happened to be naked in BUT nothing was showing, just from my legs down.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Yeah, no.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Negative.

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Roleplay? That shit's a given.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yeah, I think so!

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Probably one that puts feet in my face or restrains my movement, I dunno!

38. What's your favorite sex act?
I dunno!

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Used both hands once~

40. Dare three friends to repost this meme now! Don't be shy, it's for fun after all!
 KievTheHusky,  DrakeKangaroo, aaand.. hmm..  Gakuseigitsune!