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Please halp I'm dying!!!
12 years ago
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"Hullo, I'm a shithead what's all fallen on hard times of my own doing.
I, like, need a new computer. Or, wait, no, I've thrown my life savings into moving cross country with some loser I met four days ago and it's not working out. Oh and my Xbox Live subscription is going to run out. And nobody's buying my art even though I'm offering quick pencil line doodles at the bargain deal of $40 a pop just cause of those poppy furs conspiring against my name. Er, wait, actually, it -is- just my computer. It's old and I really need a new one like srsly this thing is gonna crap out on me any second now and I'll just die without a computer. I'm also out of weed and that's totally killing me. I can't keep up with the stress of trying to find a job if I'm not high. People just keep not hiring me because they're discriminating against me as a furry and it's really driving me crazy.
Actually, I mean, I'm late on a fursuit payment. I only need a hundred dollars but I NEED IT LIKE BEFORE THREE DAYS FROM NOW and a true friend would totes give me that money cause like, I need it.
Well, er, really...I'm like..depressed? I think that's it. Some money would cheer me up. Or free art. I NEED SOME ART. Mine sucks. It's only fair, shit. You guys all make so much money for such little work. Don't I deserve some of that?
Oh and my toilet's broken. And the color in my hair is fading. And my mom hits me and makes me put broken glass in my vagina. And I need breast implants to follow my dreams.
Donors will get an honorary shoutout on my next journal if I can be bothered to remember. Send your donation to FuckYouIDeserveThis@PayPal.YourMom. I'll be deleting anyone on my watch list that doesn't respond.
If you truly valued me as a friend and you're not a fucking asshole Jew-cunt you'd help."
I, like, need a new computer. Or, wait, no, I've thrown my life savings into moving cross country with some loser I met four days ago and it's not working out. Oh and my Xbox Live subscription is going to run out. And nobody's buying my art even though I'm offering quick pencil line doodles at the bargain deal of $40 a pop just cause of those poppy furs conspiring against my name. Er, wait, actually, it -is- just my computer. It's old and I really need a new one like srsly this thing is gonna crap out on me any second now and I'll just die without a computer. I'm also out of weed and that's totally killing me. I can't keep up with the stress of trying to find a job if I'm not high. People just keep not hiring me because they're discriminating against me as a furry and it's really driving me crazy.
Actually, I mean, I'm late on a fursuit payment. I only need a hundred dollars but I NEED IT LIKE BEFORE THREE DAYS FROM NOW and a true friend would totes give me that money cause like, I need it.
Well, er, really...I'm like..depressed? I think that's it. Some money would cheer me up. Or free art. I NEED SOME ART. Mine sucks. It's only fair, shit. You guys all make so much money for such little work. Don't I deserve some of that?
Oh and my toilet's broken. And the color in my hair is fading. And my mom hits me and makes me put broken glass in my vagina. And I need breast implants to follow my dreams.
Donors will get an honorary shoutout on my next journal if I can be bothered to remember. Send your donation to FuckYouIDeserveThis@PayPal.YourMom. I'll be deleting anyone on my watch list that doesn't respond.
If you truly valued me as a friend and you're not a fucking asshole Jew-cunt you'd help."
Yuh.