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Where are you staying?
at the hotel

Who will you be with?
don’t know

Do you do trades?
no

What suits will you have?
I won’t

What is your gender?
I’m a guy

How old are you?
22

Can I touch you?
ask and you may receive

Can I talk to you?
yeah sure

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
why yes, you most certainly can

Can I give you lots of money?
oh please do

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
ask and you may receive

How will I know it's you and not the wrong person?
look for the guy with long blond hair wearing a tiger hat


How tall are you?
5’8

You look pissed off out of suit. Can I come up to you?
yeah

Are you nice?
I have been told so

Can I stalk you?
everyone else does

How long are you going?
till Monday morning

Do you have an artist table?
no

Do you like parties?
why yes I do

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Shout “elbow sex” and I’ll come running