So... Today I walked into my local supermarket and I had to use the bathroom. So, like a normal guy I walk into the men's room and I see a dude at the only urinal with his pants down and his underwear up.

Just being a little creeped out, I walk past him and go into the stall. While I whip out my dick to take a piss, the dude drunkenly asks me for 50 cents... and I just told him I don't have anything.

However, as I started to pee, a wicked thought ran through my head, "What if I made that dude my toilet for that 50 cents he wanted?". Obviously, I did have 50 cents and if he was a good toilet, I would have certainly paid him for his use.

But yeah... Obviously I wouldn't do such a thing. It's just an idea of the crazy shit that runs through my head.