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eBooksss!!! EBOOKS!!!! OMG! I HAZ EBOOKS!!! *applause*
13 years ago
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Boys and girls, it's here!
Soon, my books will be available from Rabbit Valley... DIGITALLY! (You pay money, and Rabbit Valley send a bunch of ones and zeros to your adding machine, which you can then read in the form of letters by swirling your eyeballs back and forth. This, in turn, transmits the information into your brain for enjoyment and pleasure. Hands and lube sold separately.)
Got it?
Good!
So, all those people who were all like, "Yo, I want an eBook of your not eBook. Where can I get one? Take my money!" Now, is your chance to make your life's ambition a reality! What's to come may just be the single greatest moment of your life! But don't climax just yet. I'm not finished.
Anyway, it's not now, now... more in like a week, or something. You gotta wait. All good things take time. Stay tuned. And yes, Stories From Elton High WILL be available, as will The Prince of Knaves! Tremble with excitement! But don't pee yourself.
I would've told you guys sooner, but I only found out last week and was subsequently sworn to secrecy. THEY TOOK MY BABY!... No, just kidding. I'm not even pregnant.
Where was I going with this?
Oh yeah.
Buy my books in eBook format!
I prefer print myself. Can't sniff numbers. Do you sniff your books? Did I just make it awkward?
Moving on.
If shipping costs too much or you just prefer to read them on your Snook, give these a try! They're just like Amazon, but without the disgusting selective censorship or fascism.
Come back same time next week for more info! Even if the books aren't out yet, I will still write a journal with an update.
SERIOUSLY!
SAME TIME. NEXT WEEK. BE HERE. OR I'LL FIND YOU!
Enjoy the remainder of your Sunday!
-Alflor
Soon, my books will be available from Rabbit Valley... DIGITALLY! (You pay money, and Rabbit Valley send a bunch of ones and zeros to your adding machine, which you can then read in the form of letters by swirling your eyeballs back and forth. This, in turn, transmits the information into your brain for enjoyment and pleasure. Hands and lube sold separately.)
Got it?
Good!
So, all those people who were all like, "Yo, I want an eBook of your not eBook. Where can I get one? Take my money!" Now, is your chance to make your life's ambition a reality! What's to come may just be the single greatest moment of your life! But don't climax just yet. I'm not finished.
Anyway, it's not now, now... more in like a week, or something. You gotta wait. All good things take time. Stay tuned. And yes, Stories From Elton High WILL be available, as will The Prince of Knaves! Tremble with excitement! But don't pee yourself.
I would've told you guys sooner, but I only found out last week and was subsequently sworn to secrecy. THEY TOOK MY BABY!... No, just kidding. I'm not even pregnant.
Where was I going with this?
Oh yeah.
Buy my books in eBook format!
I prefer print myself. Can't sniff numbers. Do you sniff your books? Did I just make it awkward?
Moving on.
If shipping costs too much or you just prefer to read them on your Snook, give these a try! They're just like Amazon, but without the disgusting selective censorship or fascism.
Come back same time next week for more info! Even if the books aren't out yet, I will still write a journal with an update.
SERIOUSLY!
SAME TIME. NEXT WEEK. BE HERE. OR I'LL FIND YOU!
Enjoy the remainder of your Sunday!
-Alflor
Much love from your Red Husky friend way up in the cold north of Canada!~