Five minutes into the shower.

"Brother, you've been in there long enough, quit already! I'm tired of waiting."

Six minutes into the shower.

"You're still in there! Quit already! Stupid, stupid!"

Six and a half minute into the shower.

"STOP HOOKING UP ALL THE WARM WATER, I HAVE TO SHOWER TOO YOU MORON."

Six and three quarters of a minute into the shower.

"YOU'RE LIKE THE WORST BIG BROTHER EVER, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME, YOU RUIN MY LIFE."

Seven minutes and one quarter of a minute into the shower.

"STOP SHOWERING YOU BIG FAT SEA LION. I HATE YOU."

Seven minutes and a half minute into the shower.

"STOP LAUGHING, IT'S NOT FUNNYYY."

Eight and a half minute into the shower.

*Light turns off*

Nine minutes into the shower.

*Light turns back on*

Nine minutes and two seconds into the shower.

*Light turns off*

"Oh it's too bad it's so dark, I was almost about to find the panel."

*Light turns back on*

Several seconds later.

*Light turns off*

Women and showers are like two ends of the same magnet pole.