1. Are you single or taken?
Screw Valentine

2. Chocolate or flowers?
Screw Valentine

3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Screw Valentine

4.Do you like anyone?
Screw Valentine

5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Yes, and I Black-Mailed Some of them/

6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
Screw Valentine

7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Screw Valentine

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
All of them freak me out. They are like snakes with feet. Fucking Stalkers.

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
As soon as I eat a human heart.

10. Do you believe in Cupid?
And the Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus, And and any other commercially drowned creature.

11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
OH YES.

12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
Screw Valentine

13. Do you like candy hearts?
No. They taste worse each time.

15. Is Valentines depressing?
What Part of "I don't care" do you not understand?

...Stupid memes.

16. How do you feel about PDA?
Scre-- lol Wut?

17. How is your love life?
I love my pets and I always treat them with care. :D

18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
People know what's good for them.

19. How many roses would you want?
As much as It takes to fill up a football field. Gimme some love.

20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
If people know what's good for them, yes. :D