Okay, so me and my friend Nick were hanging out, and we somehow started a conversation that was totally racist in everyway possible. I, personally think this is terrible and hilarious at the same time... i'm an awful person! but um here's how it went down:

Me: "you know, I love tim hortons! But there are so many phillipinos there..."
Nick: "I know! It's like an illegal immigrant hideout or something!"
Me: "*laughs* Oh god! That's so funny! And bad! But probably true. The managers there are probably like; Do you speak good english? and then they're like; wtf is english? and he's like; good youre hired!"
Nick: "*laughs* Totally! I can barely understand them and i'm like; GIVE ME MY COFFEE OMFGGGGG"

So yeahhh... Tim hortons in Alberta cover for illegal phillippino immigrants... >_<