Oh yes this is something I definetly need to put up.
Found it on a t-shirt =3

Heaven is where the police are British,
the chefs Italian,
the mechanics German,
the lovers French,
and it is all organised by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German,
the chef's British,
the mechanics French,
the lovers Swiss,
and it is all organised by the Italians.

=P