Chapter 1 for the comic:

Simon Drives at 5AM too his new town he is living in of Western Chicagoland in his 5th Gen 4runner. He is pretty tired. Just moved out of his parents house and wanting too seek a better future for himself.

Alas.... he goes too arrive at his new home and delivers it.
Simon: Ah.. finally... freedom at last..

Now he is finally at peace he goes and takes a walk around town and makes sure that he is fully relaxed and decides too drive too a park nearby and then it starts too rain.

Simon: Oh nice. Rain. I am glad it is raining since I don't mind getting wet. It is the same thing we drink and are made up of. (he stares into space)

Then..... our of nowhere a dragster type Toyota AW11 sleeper car pulls up....
(The engine revs and then a female German Shepherd pulls up and closes the door)

Boise: Oh thank goodness..... the oil is finally changed...