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I Have a Life. Honestly.
16 years ago
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My Saturday night started off with me going to a club. It was full of Asians and Koreans. I danced with my ex in front of this guy I liked in order to impress him. I'm not sure if it did because the guy kept hitting on a bunch of ugly bitches. I'm not kidding, these chicks were ugly and full of acne and bad teeth.
I got bored of that party after dancing in front of the same Chinese guy for a couple of hours so I left with my friends. My ex stuck around and apparently broke a window shortly after I left.
I went to a normal party full of drinking games, networking, and then my ex started constantly calling me because he was drunk. He confessed his undying love to me, in French. Yeah, I couldn't get him to speak in English for some reason.
I learned that vodka and tomato juice taste like ass separately, but when you drink them together they taste great. Which proves that two wrongs do make a right.
A guy from Nepal with crazy hair walked up to me and told me he knew me. I then told him I knew his hair. We laughed and then I walked away to hit on this Chinese guy. Unfortunately he was busy flirting with some ugly blonds. He was quite drunk, and he wouldn't stop calling my Chinese friend his older sister. When we were walking back, whenever he saw someone, he'd point to Xiao and scream.
THIS IS MY OLDER SISTER. LOOK AT HER.
One of my friends left my party to meet up with some Chinese guy at another party. I hear they almost slept together. But he has a girlfriend already, which makes this whole affair very sleazy.
I got bored of that party after dancing in front of the same Chinese guy for a couple of hours so I left with my friends. My ex stuck around and apparently broke a window shortly after I left.
I went to a normal party full of drinking games, networking, and then my ex started constantly calling me because he was drunk. He confessed his undying love to me, in French. Yeah, I couldn't get him to speak in English for some reason.
I learned that vodka and tomato juice taste like ass separately, but when you drink them together they taste great. Which proves that two wrongs do make a right.
A guy from Nepal with crazy hair walked up to me and told me he knew me. I then told him I knew his hair. We laughed and then I walked away to hit on this Chinese guy. Unfortunately he was busy flirting with some ugly blonds. He was quite drunk, and he wouldn't stop calling my Chinese friend his older sister. When we were walking back, whenever he saw someone, he'd point to Xiao and scream.
THIS IS MY OLDER SISTER. LOOK AT HER.
One of my friends left my party to meet up with some Chinese guy at another party. I hear they almost slept together. But he has a girlfriend already, which makes this whole affair very sleazy.
J/K
WTF? There's too many Asians mentioned in this story I lost track of who is who.
Haha. Sounded like a fun time.
Are you implying that Koreans are not real Asians ?
If so, I am behind you one hundred percent.
LMAO. I totally didn't intend it that way but that is a funny way to take it. I can't say anything, cuz I happen to be learning Korean right now. I regret taking that instead of Japanese at my university.. Oh well!