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Dear Mother Nature,
16 years ago
General
I love you. I love the things you have created on this world and how you managed to put this complicated shit together.
But PLEASE, for the love of all that is good and fluffy.... STOP... TURNING ME... INTO.... A BEAST.
The world does not deserve the horrors that come with my cramps, the smell, the general discomfort and the sheer and utter bitching that are inevitable with my monthly period.
Seriously, isn't it enough that when we give birth, we're half dying from pain? Must you give us a lifetime of birthly pains spread out over roughly 40 years?
Love,
Me
But PLEASE, for the love of all that is good and fluffy.... STOP... TURNING ME... INTO.... A BEAST.
The world does not deserve the horrors that come with my cramps, the smell, the general discomfort and the sheer and utter bitching that are inevitable with my monthly period.
Seriously, isn't it enough that when we give birth, we're half dying from pain? Must you give us a lifetime of birthly pains spread out over roughly 40 years?
Love,
Me
i could handle it up until mention of scent X<
Lucky me, I guess?