Barney is a Jackass.
16 years ago
General
I'm talking Barney Calhoun, one of the characters in HL/2.
Fucker runs into laser beams and sets off the fucking turrets every single time, AND INSTEAD OF RUNNING HE JUST STUPIDLY STARES AT THEM. Then he gets RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME as I try to kill off some combine and then he bitches at me that I hit him. WELL WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS, YOU CUNT? And does he run from any nades? WHAT DO YOU THINK? I watch his blown up ass fly right by me as I lose the game thanks to his sheer incompetence.
God that fucker pisses me off.
Fucker runs into laser beams and sets off the fucking turrets every single time, AND INSTEAD OF RUNNING HE JUST STUPIDLY STARES AT THEM. Then he gets RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME as I try to kill off some combine and then he bitches at me that I hit him. WELL WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS, YOU CUNT? And does he run from any nades? WHAT DO YOU THINK? I watch his blown up ass fly right by me as I lose the game thanks to his sheer incompetence.
God that fucker pisses me off.
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what's your new alt name again? D: