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KT eats cake and gets sick of a videogame catchphrase.
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Or, to give the full list of ingredients:
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
Four large eggs.
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
One and two third cups granulated sugar.
Two cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste.
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice.
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces.
Shaped like fish.
One cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resins.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
Nine large egg yolks.
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
One cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
One large rhubarb.
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals.
That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note, here:
Huge success.
It's hard to overstate my
Satisfaction.
Aperture Science.
We do what we must, because
We can.
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
Then the science gets done,
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are
Still Alive.
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
Four large eggs.
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
One and two third cups granulated sugar.
Two cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste.
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice.
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces.
Shaped like fish.
One cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resins.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
Nine large egg yolks.
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
One cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
One large rhubarb.
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals.
That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note, here:
Huge success.
It's hard to overstate my
Satisfaction.
Aperture Science.
We do what we must, because
We can.
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
Then the science gets done,
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are
Still Alive.
That's it. No more Videogame catchphrase trends for you, Mister!
Oh yeah and the cake......is a Lie...... It's a LIE-ability! Seriously, now you're gonna get fat and your clothes won't fit and then you'll buy into all that dietary nonsense and then go on a rollercoaster of nutrition pyramid powerless and take every 'medical find' that comes across the airwaves as fact (like caffine lowering your risk of cancer or something) and go into a downward spiral that'll just make you stick thin and miserable with no self esteem. So, you'll have to sue the cake cuz it started the whole mess.
Or you can just eat cake and like it. :)
Oh yeah and the cake......is a Lie...... It's a LIE-ability! Seriously, now you're gonna get fat and your clothes won't fit and then you'll buy into all that dietary nonsense and then go on a rollercoaster of nutrition pyramid powerless and take every 'medical find' that comes across the airwaves as fact (like caffine lowering your risk of cancer or something) and go into a downward spiral that'll just make you stick thin and miserable with no self esteem. So, you'll have to sue the cake cuz it started the whole mess.
Or you can just eat cake and like it. :)
I've actually withheld posting of a cake-related picture I recently did because I knew I would just attract nothing but "THE CAKE IS A LIE" comments. How long till I finally post it will depend on how much longer this dumb trend keeps up.
Heck, I've even had people come up to me IRL and say it. At least "All your base" was kind of funny by itself.
Heck, I've even had people come up to me IRL and say it. At least "All your base" was kind of funny by itself.
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