If there is a strong headwind he is going to lose his nose!

It's only plastic -- the propeller on his "beanie" that is.

Naturally... but a beard might open up the hotly contended issue of whether Smurfs have hair. Whatever colour the beard was would be a strong hint that they had hair the same colour.

Dang - beat me to it....

Is he of Spanish decent?

I've thought about this six ways and still don't have a clue what you're getting at. Last time I looked, the Spanish people were neither blue, nor "three apples tall."

Haha okay ill explain
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi.....p?term=fannish
this webpage gives a different explanation of Fannish

Oh brother! Where did they find that one? I bet its only used by 17 hip-hoppers in the north Bronx...

xD Bet you are right

I believe I see the edge of some glued-on ears.

Smurf ears are BIG ... but round.

Perhaps he was the reason the Smurfs had trouble with the Blue Moon dance that required 100 Smurfs (the dilemma solved by Mirror Smurf). See, Fannish Smurf was too out of shape to dance (assuming he could in the first place), so, according to what source you believe, keeled over halfway through the first rehearsal or fled into the forest where a snail ate him only to immediately die of food poisoning.

That could easily be the answer to one of the deepest historical mysteries known to man.

The terrible thing about all this is that I know what you're talking about...

No Shirt, No Con entry.

Yeah, he needs something like a smurffy "Love Patch' or Van Dyke type beard. The propeller on his cap cracked me up though as it made me recall all those wonderful Novembers attending LosCon in L. A..

That would be Papa Con Smurf ... chairman of the committee.

I try NOT to come across as a fanboy, but it's not easy...

Okay, this made me smile.