This totally did NOT happen in RL. I didn't ACTUALLY forget that Jewel's B-day was today until she told me. It's just a comic and in no way based on a real event.

Although I do have a sore throat, got it yesterday and it's gotten worse. And Jewel is singing actual songs that she shared with me years ago.

So all of you guys should go and wish  Jewelwriter a happy birthday or else I'll hunt you down.

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