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asked me if I went to america what would I think.Well I heard one time that in america the hamburgers are soo big that yoo can almost live in them and then yoo could eat the walls if yoo get hungry. Thats all I know about amerika really. How amazing. My favourite bit of hamburgers is the pickle. Id happily just not eat the rest of the burger and just eat the pickly bit :)
Amerika has lots of really REALLY big fings and im kinda teeny tiny so I fink I would get lost lots, like down the back of the sofa.
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Its not entirely inaccurate. Check this out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_Attack_Grill
Yeah, there's a disclaimer on it, but America is the Land of Lawsuit and, to be fair, EVERYTHING has a disclaimer on it over here. Its not that we need them, its to protect companies and businesses from lawsuit-happy scam artists. Case in point, a few years back McDonalds got sued by a man claiming that they had made him overweight.
There are also a couple of other cases I've studied on my law course that happened in America (I'm English).
A man bought himself a winnebago. It had cruise control and while he was travelling at 70mph, he left the drivers seat with cruise control on to go and make a cup of coffee. The winnebago crashed and he sued for damages on the grounds that it crashed even though cruise control was activated. He won his case and was awarded a huge cash sum and a new winnebago. Yes. He WON. It caused the manufacturers to rewrite their manuals to protect themselves from people doing that again.
Another one is more hilarious. During the Pepsi token promotion event, one of the adverts which listed the rewards you could get included a jumbo jet at the end of it saying "if you got 7 million (I think that's the right number) tokens, you might even get this". One guy took this seriously and then bought tons of cans of Pepsi to get tokens. Since that wasn't enough, he took out loans and got mortgages to invest the money in the stock market in order to make enough money for him to directly buy tokens from Pepsi instead of getting cans. Eventually, after spending all the money he had to his name, he got enough tokens and went to Pepsi asking for his plane. Pepsi refused so he sued them. He lost and Pepsi sent him two cans of Pepsi as a sign of good will. If you ever see adverts saying "X not included", this case is why. It's so people know that they aren't able to get something that's shown in an advert. I remember once seeing a Compare the Market bilboard with Alexander holding an eagle and it said "Eagle not included" at the bottom XD
A man bought himself a winnebago. It had cruise control and while he was travelling at 70mph, he left the drivers seat with cruise control on to go and make a cup of coffee. The winnebago crashed and he sued for damages on the grounds that it crashed even though cruise control was activated. He won his case and was awarded a huge cash sum and a new winnebago. Yes. He WON. It caused the manufacturers to rewrite their manuals to protect themselves from people doing that again.
Another one is more hilarious. During the Pepsi token promotion event, one of the adverts which listed the rewards you could get included a jumbo jet at the end of it saying "if you got 7 million (I think that's the right number) tokens, you might even get this". One guy took this seriously and then bought tons of cans of Pepsi to get tokens. Since that wasn't enough, he took out loans and got mortgages to invest the money in the stock market in order to make enough money for him to directly buy tokens from Pepsi instead of getting cans. Eventually, after spending all the money he had to his name, he got enough tokens and went to Pepsi asking for his plane. Pepsi refused so he sued them. He lost and Pepsi sent him two cans of Pepsi as a sign of good will. If you ever see adverts saying "X not included", this case is why. It's so people know that they aren't able to get something that's shown in an advert. I remember once seeing a Compare the Market bilboard with Alexander holding an eagle and it said "Eagle not included" at the bottom XD
That's society for you. People lack common sense to such a horrifying degree that they actually blame other people for things that were clearly their own fault. I mean, sure I lack common sense, but if I were to put a lightbulb in my microwave which caused it to break, I wouldn't sue the retailer for not telling me not to.
Those who reproduce more only steal more money from the public. I was told yesterday about a woman who has had 11 children and the local council are actually having a mansion built for her. Yes, a MANSION. Plus, apparently she gets the right to walk in there when it's done and have the council change it if she's not happy. She couldn't keep her legs closed and now the council are letting her live in the life of luxury. All on benefits I might add. Woman probably never held down a job in her entire life.
Actually, you're a bit mistaken here. Those warning labels aren't so people will be warned not to do something incredibly stupid. They're so that people who do something incredibly stupid on purpose won't be able to sue the people who made the thing they used for their actions.
Nobody is really expecting a McDonald's coffee to not be hot, nobody is really going to take a sleeping pill and not expect to be drowsy, nobody really believes that cigarettes don't give you cancer, but they can go into a courtroom and claim criminal negligence if a company didn't put such a warning on their product.
Its not an idiot-guard, its a scam-guard.
Nobody is really expecting a McDonald's coffee to not be hot, nobody is really going to take a sleeping pill and not expect to be drowsy, nobody really believes that cigarettes don't give you cancer, but they can go into a courtroom and claim criminal negligence if a company didn't put such a warning on their product.
Its not an idiot-guard, its a scam-guard.
But someone will take 1 too many sleeping pills, lacking common sense, slip into a coma and die. Someone will stick their arm into a hole its not supposed to go. Someone will drive drunk. Someone will shoot themselves, its small stuff like this that will deepen the gene pool, ever so slightly.
I got mine at Half Price Books. http://www.hpb.com/ I'd check and see if there's a store near where you live. Its a great bookstore.
http://www.bubis.org/bunda.html if you eat it in 45 minutes and dont get sick they give ya $500
They have a 1/2 kg 1kg and this guy (4kg) and their REALLY REALLY good.
The worlds biggest burger is a half hour drive away :P
They have a 1/2 kg 1kg and this guy (4kg) and their REALLY REALLY good.
The worlds biggest burger is a half hour drive away :P
Actually its so insane that the restaurant's spokesman died of a heart attack from eating his own food: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/.....n_2668586.html
America. Come to some of our restaurants and well we could probably serve you a burger bigger than lil Gem there. Hehe. Generally not a good idea to eat the entire thing by yourself in one sitting. But yeah when it comes to big food. Yeah It's one of the things we do well cuz Sagan's Ghost knows we don't do math or science so well anymore. XD
I remember seeing a house that used to be a water tower. I want to see them make this into a home.
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog.....ndrewKeith.jpg
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog.....ndrewKeith.jpg
I live in America and people living in a hamburger would not surprise me at all. I've seen all sorts of crazy stuff that people home. Giant barrels, giant ketchup bottles, a house made entirely out of glass beer bottles, houses that spin like tops, giant balls (both kinds), you name it someone in America has made it into a house or used it as the main material.
LOL this isnt stereotyping, this is a babys view of part of the world, in much the same way she thinks china is full of dragons and really big walls, and france has lots of frog legs jumping around on their own, its just Gems veiw of what shes heard and since she's only 1 shes allowed to be wrong :)
Pickle slices are awesome (on the side otherwise sandwich gets too soggy), and burgers can be quite big depending on where you go. Watch Man VS Food sometime if you can. One burger i remember being ~2 feet in circumference. It is the land of the free after all, but the disclaimers are there for almost anything that could result in loss of life.
Hehe, I guess that's fair. When I think about visiting the UK, I expect to, at some point, see Doctor Who and the Tardis sitting outside somewhere. X3
There is actually a place where you can get a hamburger that's like over 160lbs and looks like a huge hamburger birthday cake. You have to call them a week or so in advance and it costs a ton, but they do it, and its usually for a large group to share. Here's an example: http://thelargest.net/hamburger/lar.....urger-for-sale
I think you could prolly live in there if someone hollowed it out. Hehe ^^
There is actually a place where you can get a hamburger that's like over 160lbs and looks like a huge hamburger birthday cake. You have to call them a week or so in advance and it costs a ton, but they do it, and its usually for a large group to share. Here's an example: http://thelargest.net/hamburger/lar.....urger-for-sale
I think you could prolly live in there if someone hollowed it out. Hehe ^^
If it were Philadelphia, the house would be made of a cheese steak instead of a burger.
Frankly, I'd just be content to live inside a giant can of soda pop (empty one, of course).
Then, if i get tired of living there, instead of selling my former can... erm, I mean home... I would just recycle it.
lol
Frankly, I'd just be content to live inside a giant can of soda pop (empty one, of course).
Then, if i get tired of living there, instead of selling my former can... erm, I mean home... I would just recycle it.
lol
Here in Maine near the border to New Brunswick, Canada, it's all about moose and pizza!! There's so many different pizza places. I think there's at least 6, and the town only has 9000 people! There's also moose warning signs everywhere! No giant hamburgers.
Now I want to live in a hamburger. Like SpongeBob. Except on land. And with a burger.
Now I want to live in a hamburger. Like SpongeBob. Except on land. And with a burger.
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