And legend says not a single fuck was given that day. I did the same thing out camping when the friends I brought with me were crying about bugs. I found an old phone with the coiled wire that had been cut off middle way through the wire and hung it from a tree, I said "The person on the end of this line will listen to your problem with out interrupting for as long as you talk, tell them your problem because they are the only on who cares." One of them said the phone was not hooked up, I answered "Exactly"

awesome!

It was hilarious the looks they gave me though! Just imagine in the woods with a group of your friends and this happens with me putting up the old phone, I remember what I was wearing and realize I must have looked like some guy out of a Vietnam movie with a pair of forest cargo shirts, bear chested, a machete over my back, a bayonet at my hip, combat shovel hanging in it pouch on my ass, a hatchet on the opposite side from the knife, a pair of black leather combat boots, aviators, and a commando forest hat. Full metal jacket inspired that joke with the phone.

lol nice

totally off topic but I had a sick lifted truck a while back and my cousin and his family came up from the city to do some camping. we all went to the lake and i ask my aunt if I could steal the boys and take them to the sand pit to bomb around in the truck, to this she agreed.... Yeah.... I took the boys shooting instead lol, just a .22lr and also gave them the option to shoot the 30-06 which they did too..... howd i get busted? they wanted to keep the brass from every shot. meh no fucks were given on my part and no body got hurt was all I told my aunt

.22 are fun though, go plink cans at 20 30 yards. Have to be careful though since humans suck and can be killed easy with a .22 :P What kind of gun was the 30-06? Don't tell me it was a fucking awesome antique cause thats unfair kind of awesome.

lol no, it is a remington 700. I have it set up with a bipod, a nikon buckmasters 4.5-14 x40mm scope and a recoil pad just for comfort cuz i only shoot 180gr bullets. I have gotten my fair share of game with it, about 5 bears and about 4 or 5 deer with it. I need to adjust the sights a little bit as it seems to be hitting a bit high, the last bear I got was a spine hit, he dropped no prob but I was aiming for behind the shoulder.

Well doesn't matter cause you killed fucking bears!!! I think all my rifle killed was Americans because it has marks allover it and some signs that look like a kill count.

I have a pic of the 3006 on my facebook, but I would prefer not to put hunting pics on here. my dad was using my gun for about a year. its not fitted to him properly as I am a smaller framed shooter, all in all the gun needs adjustments so as when I hunt, I do so ethically. I have to say though, the whitetailed deer I shot this year was maybe 25 yds from me. freehand shot, I put the crosshairs of my .243 on the boiler room and bang, was able to see the hole on him from where I was standing and knew he wasnt going anywhere far with perfect double lung shot, he only dragged himself about 20yds before expiring. never fails though, I am always thankful for when I get something and its is a skill set I would trade for nothing. I respect the animals I hunt, unlike most people who see a steak not as an animal, but as a item on the shelf.

Of course. If you don't respect the animal you hunt eventually it will come back to bite you in the ass. My uncle and I went hunting once up state with shot guns (no idea what they were past that) and we were joking around with deer parts, a hoof that I tucked into my sleeve and put a wad of singles inbetween the hooves calling it "D-Money" had started it all. We fucked around with antlers and other thing right before we went out to hunt. We both still had the giggles when we were walking through the woods looking for our prey when we spotted a good sized buck up on a hill, I started to take aim when he moved out of site. We decided to wait to see if he would come back out and give me a nice clean shot because I didn't want to shoot its ass. After about 10 minutes had passed we heard a crack behind us when I turned there was a smaller but still damn big buck about 10 feet away giving the oh fuck I just blew my cover look. Turns out the deer hadn't been ambushing us but we had set down inbetween the buck and a female who was his GF or some thing, it was still fucking terrifying to think " Holy shit these things know what we did to the other deer" Didn't shoot anything that day but instead left after nearly soiling my self.

yeah i have a pic of a bear we couldnt help but dress her up with sunglasses and an old looking bottle as if she ended up in the ditch drinking lol. also my dad has one of a bear in the drivers seat all decked out with hunting gear. this year though me and my buddies were watching some mulie does (cant shoot) and a huge moose snuck up like a ninja behind us, the freakin thing is the size of a truck and it ended up 20ft behind us without us knowing... thank god we were able to spook him away, it was mating season for them and I didnt wanna get mauled by a moose..... or uh raped i suppose lol

He could smell edge on you and thought you were going to steal his GF and was all like, "Aw hell nah!"

yeah i told the story to another guy i work with who is also a fur and he came up with something similar. gotta admit that the fandom side and the reality side clashed and made it sound like I was just a bukc checkin out a coupla does when bullwinkle shows up and scares off the ladies lol