I'll eat your soul
...with ketchup.
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New Eeveelution - Sylveon / Ninfia :3
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New Eeveelution - Sylveon / Ninfia :3
pssst... it's for sale! http://www.ebay.com/itm/111013708495
Category Artwork (Traditional) / Fanart
Species Pokemon
Size 709 x 755px
File Size 484.7 kB
If you give an Eevee a cookie, she'll want a glass milk. If you give her some milk, she'll want more. If you give the Eevee more milk, she'll develop a taste for human blood. If he develops a taste for human blood, she'll become a soul stealer. If she becomes a soul stealer, she'll have to make followers. Now, if she makes some followers, they'll need to feed. If they feed too much, the national guard will be called out. If the national gaurd is called out, they, too, will become fodder for the soul stealers. If the national guard fails, the President will call in a nuclear strike. If a nuke is dropped, hundreds of thousands of people will die. If hundreds of thousands of people die, America will become a nuclear wasteland and collapse. And if America becomes a nuclear wasteland and collapses, there'll be no one to keep the rest of the world's nukes in check. And with no one to keep the rest of the worlds's nukes in check, every crackpot nation will launch their own. And if every crack pot nation launches there own, eventually, the entire earth will be destroyed.
And that's why I had to kill Disney. They we're going to give an Eevee a ookie.
And that's why I had to kill Disney. They we're going to give an Eevee a ookie.
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