I got some new markers today and got this idea.

Axel and Roxas thought maybe if they were lions like Sora, the fangirls would leave them alone. Come on, why would you make lions have buttsex?

Well, they were wrong. Fangirls will follow them anywhere to make them have buttsex.

Axel is just getting a kick out of how ridiculous it is while Roxas is trying to think of another way to escape the fangirls. And mermen is out of the question...your just asking for it with that.


Now don't get me wrong, I'm in no way a homophobic. I have gay friends and they couldn't be more awesome. But I just have no tolerance for paring up characters who are obviously not gay. It's insulting.