"Have we got a special treat for you tonight, folks! The reigning champion El Toro will be defending his title against a challenger! And not just any challenger, but a complete newcomer to the world of professional wrestling! Seriously, I've never even heard of this guy. The Grin Enigma? What kind of a name is that...? Ah, anyway, it looks like the two are coming to the ring right now!"

As Jose pulled himself through the ropes and into the ring, the large muscular bull couldn't help but wonder if somehow, somewhere, someone had misjudged this match-up. On the other side of the ring was a scrawny feline that couldn't have weighed more than 150 pounds soaking wet, wearing a bright green and yellow outfit that clashed almost alarmingly with the pink and purple fur. Was this for real? Jose was afraid he'd break this 'Grin Enigma'! At least the cat seemed confident enough, the big smile he brought to the ring never leaving his face.

When the bell sounded, the bull moved forward to grab the cat, but found his hand suddenly taken, momentum pulling him forward into... a tango? "Oh my, you dance devinely!" chuckled the cat as the crosses the ring one way, then the other. "Really, you're so light on your hooves, you make this seem effortless!" The cat suddenly spun the bull out and let him go, sending Jose spinning and tripping into the ropes before he stumbled and fell, much to the delight of the audience. The striped feline smiled and bowed to their laughter as the bull picked himself back up.

"Oye!" he snorted, frowning at the feline. "Joo think joo can play games with El Toro, amigo? Joo do not know who joo are delaing with!"

Grin Enigma simply smiled and shrugged, his striped tail flicking back and forth in amusement. "I suppose I don't. I asked to fight the heavyweight champion, but you don't seem all that heavy to me!"

Jose started forward again, but felt himself stopped by a strange feeling in the pit of his stomach, it rumbled and rolled, rising upward until it forced itself out as a mighty belch! Stunned by the sudden eructation, the bull staggered back a step... but his belly stayed put. His eyes widened under his mask as he watched his stomach balloon outward, cobbled abs vanishing under the thick layer of fat that had suddenly appeared. But the instant adipose wasn't content with staying there, and Jose could feel his entire body rapidly swelling and softening, burying his mighty musculature and chiseled features while stretching his uniform tight with hundreds of extra pounds! By the time he'd staggered back into a corner, he could feel his whole body jiggling, round and bloated.

"Ah, that's more like it! You certainly look the part now, don't you? Though I'm still not convinced..." Before Jose could react, the cat swept over to him, grabbed him by his wide hips, and hauled him into the air with one hand as if he were full of air rather than fat! "Nope! Still a lightweight! Maybe wrestling isn't your sport, big guy! Have you tried basketball?"

Jose barely managed a bellow of surprise before the cat bounced him against the mat, dribbling his blubbery bulk around the ring with ease before an oversized basketball hoop and backboard appeared at the other end. Holding the dizzy and struggling bull aloft, Grin Enigma took aim, and Jose was bellowing once more as he arched trough the air before coming to a rather ungraceful landing in the hoop, wedged upside down, fat legs kicking!

The audience roared with laughter, and again the feline bowed, blowing kisses and waving to his adoring fans. The announcer spoke up, recovering from the spectacle.

"Well... that was... What a match! Was any of that legal? I mean, I know it's professional wrestling and all, but... Well, alright, then, it looks like our new champ is the Grin Enigma! Maybe someone can get El toro a position in the sumo leagues..."

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A fun commission from  decker, this evolved into something truly awesome. Well worth it! Go over to his page now guys. He's back on FA for what I can only assume is a limited time only, takin' commissions to help out a friend. It's pay-what-you-want for whatever-you-want, so give the guy a break, eh?