Reporter: Greetings folks, I am here with James T. Skunk on this beautiful afternoon, and we shall be going over some questions sent in by some of his fans. James, thank you for taking the time to sit down with me and have this interview.

James: My pleasure! Anything for the fans! Hi guys!

R: Alright, lets roll right on into it, shall we? Zeara writes, "Do you ever find your meals hard too keep down, or is it always a smooth ride?"

J: Oh, it's never hard. Flash is a great cook! See, he...oh...oh, wait...you're talking about the OTHER types of meals, aren't you? Silly me, hehe. Most of the time, I stink them up real nice so they can't fight back, but every now and then I'll get a fighter who just wants to give me a hard time. Usually, the only thing they end up giving me is gas!

R: I'll bet they're glad they're tucked away then. Metagear500 asks, "If I asked for you to eat me, would you?"

J: Er....really? That's the question? Um...I don't usually have people ask me to...eat them, but if you're up for seeing my rump in action, I've always got room for you!

R: Moving right along, Kokomai submits, "Question to James: If you could get all your friends together, what would be on the agenda for the day? ^.^"

J: Kokomai...that's a cute name! Anyway, hmm...all my friends together? Well, the last time we did that was for a reception, so I'd probably have all of them over, we'd set up some decorations out here, Flash could fire up the grill, and we'd have a cookout/get-together all day! We'd play games, and swap funny stories...ah, we really need to do that, sometime. In fact, I'll see about next weekend!

R: See, now you're making me hungry. Okay, Leaf-Mithras inquires, "James, you are a really sexy skunk, what is your secret?"

J: Oh gosh...see, now you've got me blushing...oh my! Thank you for the compliment, Leaf! Um...good genes, I guess? I don't really know. I'm just an average skunk, at least I think I am. If I ever figure out the secret, I'll be sure to announce it to the world!

R: James, you're so modest. Mkay, Slingblade_47 writes, "Here's my question - do you imagine yourself finding another job sometime, after your terrible encounter with your last boss? If you do, what's your ideal job?"

J: Huh...well thankfully, a good friend of mine pretty much set us up for life, over here. Flash and I have done some investing, and we like to think we're comfortable when it comes to money. If I don't have to go back to work, I really don't plan to. But...my ideal job? Hmm...I'd have to say it would be one of those reviewer guys. You know, the kinda guy who gets stuff from companies, tries them out, then writes a review or makes a video about how good or bad it is? I think I could give my opinion on things like that.

R: Interesting, yeah that does sound like fun. Okay, on the same subject, as a matter of fact: EclairTalon asks, "If you just had to hold down a day job, what would it be? ^^"

J: Ooh, if I absolutely HAD to? Well, I think I'd stay away from the market scene. My time at Finlay's just wasn't very good, and I hated my boss. Too many bad memories are there. Maybe a desk job, or something like that. I can't see myself working around a lot of people. Ah, maybe a chair tester! Let me know if any of those are needed.

R: I had a feeling seats would come into play, here. Alright, Starcomet wonders, "Do you use your smelly musk as a defensive tool or as a type of lure to your prey/enemies?"

J: Ah, well when I was brought up, I was told to only use it when I had to defend myself. After spending time out in society, I became ashamed of it, because people would pre-judge me, thinking I always smelled bad because of my spray. I learned to let that go, and now I'm proud of my smelly musk. In fact, I use it to torture those who find themselves on my bad side. The stinkier, the better!

R: Just please hold off on discharging here, heh. Finally, Lonewolf1234 submits, "What is your favorite kind of prey, as in species and unwilling or willing. And what is your preferred way or voring said prey?"

J: My favorite kind of prey is definitely humans. If I'm going to send anyone to my belly, it's going to be a human. I have a bad history with them, as I'm sure you know. I like them very unwilling, so I can hear them scream under me, and this is a given: sending them up my rear end in the only way to go. I can't swallow them with my mouth, but for some reason, I can fit them right up my stink-hole!

R: Alright, well thank you for your time, James! Can I get a quick picture of you to run along with the column?

J: Of course! Cheers to all my fans!

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R: Okay, got it! Folks, you've just spend a few minutes with James T. Skunk. I want to thank everyone for submitting their questions to us. We couldn't have done it without you! Thank you for reading, and have a good day!