So, with several years of recording experience under my belt, and a much better music setup, I decided to go back and re-record my early parodies.

Here's the first:

I thought fursuits had to be a wolf or bear
Maybe just a tiger or a fox
Nothing really different
So it seemed to me
Nothing seemed to fit me to a T

Then I saw those teeth
Now I'm a big beaver
What a relief
I found what I want
I'm in love
I'm a big beaver
Rodent fever is what I've got

I thought fursuits had to have a furry tail
Just like on a dog or ocelot
Stubby tails or long ones
Skinny tails or fat
What I really like is one that's flat