*pulls up a funeral car with a coffin* put his body in the coffin and then we'll take it to the church for the viewing... or what's left of his body :P
true... and the family of cucumbers and pickles might not be so happy... *drives the car to the church, suddenly, the weather turns gloomy and rainy* ...well that was odd.
*picks up phone and calls Mother Nature* CAN'T YOU JUST FOR ONCE JUST HAVE IT SUNNY ON A SAD DAY!??! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIME THESE PEOPLE USE TO JUST SET THEIR HAIR!? *suddenly it stops raining* Thank you! *hangs up* That should do it.
*a small storm appears over you and follows you*... want this umbrella? *passes you a big pink umbrella* ...sorry.. they were all out of cooler colors.
Yes thanks. Pink is awesome enough. Well, when you talk to Mother Nature you gotta pay for it. OH! Hold the umbrella for a moment! *gives you umbrella and takes on latex gloves and takes back the umbrella* Now I won't be shocked by the thunders and lightnings :3
Mother Nature sure doesn't like me, huh? Well, then I gotta show here who's the boss! *shouts old norse stuff to the skies and random thunders are heard* I just got Mother Nature shocked. Thanks Thor. :P
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