The Fauna of Camp Pred-An alert to the nervous..

Now that was unfair, It has gotten around to me SOMEONE is crying about the native wildlife around camp, whats next complain that a little beetle crawled across there fancy ipod. There are just some people who spoil fun for everyone..These naughty camper survivors really should consider the wisdom of there actions. I wouldn't set them up next year or anything, but ya gotta expect a smart otter could narrow down who penned an “Survival Guide” that makes these ID so obvious.. But apart from this libelous fellows actions I suppose I shold talk about the Fauna

Most of the fauna around camp is the normal things you'd expect,possums, racoons, squirrels, owls, you know normal little animals, that serve as a emergency food supply if your lost.. We do teach basic survival skills at our lovely camp. Those who have a impetus can go hunting on there own, bow and arrow style..or if your REALLY good using a spear..its rather a mark of accomplishment to bring back a buck without a gun. This is all really what you expect at a forested summer camp isn't it... nothing scary or worthy of panicing my paying customers...

Though I must admit, now and then there are a few...larger than normal bits of fauna that could put a threat to someone traipsing about blindly in the wild.. Just like there is a danger of triping and cracking your noggin when hiking.. Specifics? I know of ..stories of giant panthers... big bears and a colossal constrictor serpent. I keep a eye out for any evidence of such, and should I find a threat I make sure to shoo it off before it can make a meal of our campers. Admittedly now and then you have a persistent harassment from fauna. Maybe one of these days i'll find a competent hunter among the campers that won't decide to make a run for it just leaving his clothing by the creek. There is no truth to the rumor that I get kissyface with feral animal's out by cauldron lake, roomers of that get folks strung up dangling as punishment...

Now this not making kissyface doesn't count our campers, though rare sometimes a feral does get in, afterall, why should two legs have all the fun... and i'm a polyamorous fellow afterall. Far from me to limit my campers by disallowing sentient ferals.... of all appetites..

Summing up the more dangerous aspects of fauna,watch out for big bears, big cats, and big snakes, and the occasional dinosaur, simple enough, and even if not, really, there more afraid of you than you are of them.

Flora on the otherhand is mostly safe, and the stuff that isn't is rather obvious, I make sure not to move the bones found near the hungry plants..if you can't take a hint of a graveyard of beasts and men to avoid wandering then your really prime material for removal from the food chain..

//alert for the FREINDS of Camp Pred\\sealed with a wax pawprint.
I'll assume the illiterate of you can find someone to read this to you, but I know most of you can read. We've had some annoying headaches with people crying about our little arrangement, I ask that you try your hardest to stay in the proper style, and not leave evidence. I'd also like to inform you of our general meeting place by the waterslides on night one will have to be moved. Furthermore this year I think we should avoid wearing the bibs like we did last year.. Lets get back to nature.. so no more ursine jewelery okay. I know you folks like to show off as your devouring people, and I don't mind being showy...but using there just Animals, they don't know any better excuses wears then when some of us show up looking like some Egyptian god. You know who i'm talking about.. understand.. The normal activities you guys always enjoy will go on as normal, I just have to..massage the rules till I clean up some loose ends... Please don't make me reduce the need for feral assistants..