Dude, get an actual name

Make me.

Ok, Maurice

Bleh. You are no fun at all.

Samantha then?

That's even worse!

Well, maybe you should come up with your own, Betty

What's wrong with AK?

Want me to load you full of 7.62mm soviet rounds and treat you like shit?
Because thats what you do with an AK

First, i'd need to give you viagra and make you lie face down so i can do pushups off you in a manner that directs the the weight put on you through your member alone into the ground

No! Do not do that! Do the opposite of that! Take any bullets inside me out and treat me with dignity and respect!

never seen a spetsnaz do pushups using only the magazine of their AK to hold them up?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po_UUm4GeJQ

Please do not do that.

Why shouldnt i if you are indeed AK

Let us take the example of the thing. A thing could be, for instance:
1) a Volkswagon 181 Thing: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_181
2) The Thing!: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing!
3) Thing: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thing_.....dams_Family%29
4) Totally Hilarious Incredibly Neat Games of Skill, or # http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T.H.I.N.G.S.
5) The Thing (Completely different from The Thing!): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Th.....art_project%29

Now, these are all undeniably things. But you wouldn't use them all for the same purpose. It is the same with me and the AK 47. We are both AKs, but we are meant for entirely different purposes.

For failing to mentions the nordic thing which was a conclave of sorts if i remeber right and that minks, like AKs in some instances, can be indiscriminate killing machines, i still say you need a name Sherly

The Nordic thing is not a thing, because it is not actually spelled T H I N G. Therefore it does not support my argument.

You fail to counter the second part

A mink is not a gun.

If a mink gets into a chicken coop, every chicken in it will be killed
If a mink runs into rabbit... Well, it hypnotizes it with dance and then kills it
Violently

Are you saying I know how to do a hypno dance? Why does no one ever tell me these things?! I could have used a hypno dance many times in the past!

Only works on small fuzzy things

Phoo. Still, there are a lot of small fuzzy things.

And even more large fuzzy things

Ahah! Not true! Small fuzzy things greatly out number large fuzzy things!

An entire race that averages 7ft tall and lives underground begs to differ

If you live underground and you're seven feet tall, there can't be room for that many of you. Whereas small fuzzy things breed like rodents, no matter where you go.

There's whole cities of us underground

And I'm telling you, there's no way you can out number all the rodents in the world.

No, but frankly im pissed at your comment about my species

What? You're pissed at me? All I said was that there can't be THAT many of you, and you just get angry at me for no reason at all!

I can as ive stated before that we live in massive underground cities

Look, can we just drop this? I really do not want to argue with you about how big your made up species underground cities are. Nor do I want to talk about how little sense it makes for a species that lives mostly underground to have advanced aircraft. Or about how any living thing with mechanical parts is a cyborg, and that insisting they're 'augments' does not change that. Okay? I'm sick of it.

Anthros are also made up
Humans have advanced tunnel boring gear, submersibles, and aircraft
Cyborgs always evokes images of things like the Borg, daleks, and supersoldiers, cybernetically enhanced is fine though if you insist

And to be honest, pissed was a little to strong choice of words on my part, i'll admit that

I'm still kind of mad at you. But I'm sorry for kind of blowing up like that.

*steals your head*

Hey! Give that back!

Noop!

Come on! I need that!

Nah

*Leaps up and grabs it.* Hah!

*takes it back easily as shi is much larger*
By the way, our air forces fill the niche navies would, but when a low altitude airship crashes theres a good survivablity to it as it doesnt sink under water
And the use of nuclear reactors to power means no liquid fuel stores that can spill in a crash landing
So theres merits to the use of aerial navies

that's a good look.

Thank you! I've always liked this kind of thing!

And that does look like something the head would come off of.

It doesn't? Why not?

does

Oh! I misread your comment. Sorry. Yeah, toons like this are well known for detachable heads.