You just had sex with a rapist! Congrats!
Ugh.
Why do I find the worst people.
Ugh.
Why do I find the worst people.
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I hooked up with this dude, and then discovered from my friend that he's been arrested on numerous occasions for sexual assault :( Frightening.
The worst part is that I left my favorite hat at his house, and NOW IT'S GONE FOREVER.
Or, at least until I make my big strong friend go with me to get it.
The worst part is that I left my favorite hat at his house, and NOW IT'S GONE FOREVER.
Or, at least until I make my big strong friend go with me to get it.
Geezits, yeah, that'd be scary in so small measure. Glad you've got friends of both the "big" and the "strong" variety.
And just remember... the balls. As a man, I can tell you that as soon as you get a menacingly firm grip on them, I'll give up to you not only a hat, but my wallet, my clothes, and my children.
And just remember... the balls. As a man, I can tell you that as soon as you get a menacingly firm grip on them, I'll give up to you not only a hat, but my wallet, my clothes, and my children.
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