Don't any of you get the idea that you can go flirting and shit with my girl. It won't fucking fly with me. You bastards that have tried (you know who you are) need to back the fuck off before I tear you a new one. This girl is mine, not yours, you're not "good, close friends" No, you're just a creep trying to fuck shit up. STOP. Cause I will fucking find you and make you regret trying shit with my girl. All of you need to take this as your last god dammed warning.

/Rant