Here's that duelist story I promised you! =D Forgive any errors you may find <,<; unable to get the help of my usual proofreader while away from home sadly...
Anyway Petie is once again dragged into a duel... but this time it's against one of the Elite warriors of the mysterious figure who's been sending duelists after the PCA students in their dreams. Can Petie beat a duelist who's using one of his own worst nightmares against him? Read to find out!
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“… DO I NEED TO DESCRIBE MY DISPLEASURE AT THIS TURN OF EVENTS?”
The voice was all consuming and echoed throughout the chamber fully making all his servants wince, knowing full well if their master was fully furious the voice would have imbedded them in the back wall of the huge cave. At the moment though the huge, shapeless dark mass sitting on the ancient granite throne looming over them at the other end of the room just looked down at them with extreme contempt. The room was silent for a moment except for the after-echo till one of them dare to speak up.
"We apologize for the… lack of success in our latest endeavors your majesty…"
The servant didn't get any further before he was reduced to a black smear on the floor, which considering they were formless normally wasn't fatal… just very, very painful. "FAILURE. FAILURE IS THE WORD YOU WERE AVOIDING. LIKE HOW YOU'VE FAILED TO DEFEAT ANY, AND I DO STRESS THE WORD ANY, OF THE NUMEROUS OPPONENTS YOU'VE BEEN SENT AFTER OR BEEN SENT TO CONVINCE SOMEONE TO ATTACK. NOW YOU'RE FAILING TO CONVINCE ME NOT TO REDUCE YOU BACK TO THE THOUGHT ESSENCE YOU ORIGINATED FROM."
"Perhaps I could convince you to reconsider that thought my lord?"
"HMMMM, HELLO IMP. HAVE YOU FINISHED PUNISHING ANGEL FOR HER FAILURES?"
"Of course not. Failure, especially as one of your elite troops, is inexcusable… so let me offer to wash away this stench of failure with results."
"I KNOW YOUR WAYS IMP, NO CHEATING,
"No cheating my lord… just a bit of a… creative duel situation, if you'd allow?"
"VERY WELL, DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME IMP. YOU MAY CHOOSE THE OPPONENT OF YOUR LIKING."
"Thank you my lord, I already have one picked out and the stage chosen…" the dark figure grinned as it shifted and shrunk, taking on a new shape as hie piercing green eyes glowed before he spoke in a new, reedier voice "And a duel he can't possibly win waiting for him."
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Petie was having a nightmare… a horrible, horrible nightmare and a very familiar one. He was in a huge room, larger than any he'd ever seen before, with ceilings as high as the ones at his house. He'd found himself laying on a thick and brightly colored baby mat in nothing but a short baby blue t-shirt that left his tummy exposed and a diaper so thick he couldn't get to his feet at all and could only get around by crawling. This in and of itself would have been bad enough but what made it worse was… them.
They looked like big parodies of ursarings, each one as tall as Momma if not taller. The males were big and muscular while dressed in slacks, long sleeved shirts, and sweatervests along with an omni-present pipe. The females were curvy with big boobs and hips wearing flora print dress with aprons over them and heavily make-up covered faces. They looked like some version of a 50s sitcom family except for their faces being permanently shaded and unseeable even if Petie could clearly see the pipe in their mouths or their makeup. What made it even worse was instead of just one couple… there had to be at least 15 identical pairs of these things.
And every single one of them was focusing their attention on the little teddiursa. Even as he screamed at the top of his lungs that he wasn't a baby and that he wanted to wake up they kept acting like they weren't hearing anything more than the shrieks and babbles of a fussy baby. He had rattles and other baby toys shaken in front of him, his toes and tummy tickled, and numerous games of peek-a-boo played as he frantically tried to escape from them to no success. Finally one of the "Mom's" cooed in that mocking, adult to baby way as she pulled on and checked his diaper in front of everybody…
"Oh I know what's wrong~ Little Teddy made a stinky! Yes he did~ Lets get you aaaaaaaaaall cleaned up!"
Face going red Petie frantically tried to protest that he was clean but all he got was patronizinging coos from all the bears around him as he was lifted through the air and laid on a changing mat. Despite his flailing paws and kicks nothing managed to stop the bear from stripping him and starting to go through a slow, mocking parody of a diaper change leaving Petie exposed, vulnerable, and humiliated beyond all reason as the bears around him cooed and babytalked to him the whole time. Finally having more than he could take Petie started to break down sobbing.
"Such a big baby~"
This was a completely different voice and snapped Petie out of his breakdown as he frantically looked for the source of it… and suddenly a huge pacifier was shoved in his mouth. Nursing reflex be damned Petie tried to spit it out… but as if his body had betrayed him all he could do was nurse it with an infantile like and noisy sucking sound effectively gagging him. He began crying harder and kicking more at this, though the pacifier muffled him, as he looked at his tormentor… and blinked in surprise through his tears.
It was another teddiursa! Unlike the ursarings his face wasn't obscured and he didn't look like some sitcom parody… though he did have a grin that made Petie tremble softly. The kid looked about 8 years olds and unlike Petie, who was cursed with short-till-evolution genes, the kid was normal sized for his age meaning he was likely a full head taller than Petie. He had a slightly babyish face, a teddiursa standard, and a mop-top of curly blond hair. He vanished into the crowd, a unnaturally wicked grin on his face, as Petie shivered at how unnaturally bright green the kids eyes had been.
The humiliating change continued slowly, the "Grown-Ups" continue to babytalk him as Petie was helpless to do anything but noisily suck on his pacifier. Finally the new, just as thick, diaper was taped up and the torture (or at least that part of it) seemed to be over as he was set down back on the mat with the baby toys still crying softly. He hated this nightmare. Hated, hated, HATED it! This one was even worse then normal! He felt so pathetic and helpless…
It was then he noticed the grown-ups had all stepped back from him, forming what looked like a fence of giant bears standing shoulder to shoulder around him and creating an arena like area. Before he could question it the kid from earlier pushed himself through the crowd and stood at the opposite end of the circle, staring at Petie with his odd eyes and a cocky grin. Petie was helpless to do anything but stare back and suck on his pacifier. Now that Petie could see the kid clearly he knew for sure he was a head taller than him. He could also see he was wearing a pair of rugged shorts and a t shirt with "Big Boy" printed on it as if to further taunt Petie.
"I think babies had enough of his pac for now~" the kid said mockingly in his reedy voice as the large pacifier fell free as whatever spell holding it in was broken making Petie massage his jaws for a moment before looking at the kid "… dis… THIS is another of those dueling dreams isn't it?" he asked making the kid laugh "D'aaaaaaw, you're smart for your age aren't you little guy? Yep! I'm going to be your opponent this time. Call me Imp, I'll just call you a big baby."
"Na ta baby…" Petie muttered as he struggled to stand, finally assuming an awkward, off-balance stance like something Tommy of Rugrats would use. Imp just laughs "Says the little boy in the big diaper who's learning to walk~ Now for the fun part…" suddenly the giant bears on one side of them moved to the side revealing a large playpen full of infant toys. Imp giggled as his eyes flashed and his face twisted into a cruel grin no child should naturally be able to achieve "There's a bit of a catch with this duel… but I'll let you find out what it is for yourself~"
There was a flash of light and Petie found his lollypop shaped duel disk strapped to his arm, nearly throwing him back on his bottom in surprise. Quickly flicking through the cards he found it was his improved Madolche deck. Feeling a little more confident he looked up… and shuddered. Imp's duel disk was made of a pitch black metal that had an almost liquid like sheen to it except for the accents which were the same unnatural green as Imp's eyes. "You're lucky I'm being merciful, I could have made you a duel disk out of a baby walker or bouncer instead~" Imp chuckled as Petie just took a deep, calming breath and looked back at him.
"Save the insults, lets just get this over with so I can wake up."
"D'aaaaaaw, too bad baby. Cause I'm putting you down for your nap! DUEL!"
"Duel!!"
Petie LP: 8000 Imp LP: 8000
"I'll go first to show the baby how to play the game~" Imp cooed teasingly as he pulled his card and looked over his hand for a moment before frowning "… I'll set one card and end my turn. You can go unless you need somebody to read your cards to you?" he said, snickering as Petie glared and pulled his card. Looking over his hand he grimaced a little… he'd gotten another bad draw, only two cards he could use and nothing that could get ride of Imp's facedown. He'd have to make do and just risk it…
"I play Madolche Chateau…" the castle of sweets and cake rose up behind Petie as their smell made him drool softly… as he noticed Imp seemed more annoyed than anything else to see it. Combined with his unnatural face and eyes this made Petie decide this guy was just making himself look like a teddiursa… but he was sure he didn't want to SEE what Imp really looked like. Pushing that thought out of his head he continued his move.
"Next I summon Madolche Chouxvalier!" Petie shouted as he played the card and the doll like cavalier with the candy cane sword atop the green plush pony appeared (1700/1300) "And he gains 500 attack and defense due to my Chateau!" Petie squeaked as Chouxvalier's horse reared up and he swung his sword dramatically (2200/1800). Petie looked at his hand and the field again, having to make a judgement call about his next move. Did he really want to risk attacking…?
"D'aaaaaw, the babies playing with dollies~ You're not dressed right for that baby sissy~"
Petie knew what was about the happen the moment those words left Imp's imps mouth as his short blue shirt turned pink, his sleeves puffed out, the bottom formed into a short skirt, and a darker pink heart appeared on the front completing its transformation into an infants gown. Pete was grinning his teeth as he mentally tried to keep his temper in check… as his diaper turned light pink, booties appeared on his feet, and a bow appeared next to his ear.
"D'aaaaaaaaw, looks like Holly & Carol have a triplet~ Lets call you… Jingle, baby Jingle Belle~"
"Oh that's IT!! CHOUXVALIER! ATTACK WITH PEPPERMINT RUSH!!!"
"So easy to fool~ I activate Morpharonics, Scramble!" Imp's facedown card flipped and Chouxvalier was bounced back by an invisible force "This card needs me to be attack directly when I have no monsters to be activated but when I am it negates the attack and lets me special summon a Morphtronic from my hand… like my Morphtronic Boarden!" There was a roaring sound as a… rocket powered skateboard shot onto the arena floor and skidded to a stop.
Suddenly the thing flipped up and the bottom part of it unfolded to reveal a small, action figure like robot that struck a pose (500/1800). "Coooooool!!" Petie called, unable to help himself "Just like transformers!" he added as he suddenly felt the eyes of all the adults focus on him making him feel a little weak in his knees as he fell on his thickly padded bottom "W-what did I do!?" he squeaked as Imp laughed mockingly.
"Babies your age shouldn't be playing with big boy toys like these."
"… how much mileage are you trying to GET out of that joke!?" Petie growled unhappily as he sat there "Whatever… I end my turn." Petie grumbled as he sulked… and a shiver a went down his spine as he realized just how unnaturally big Imp's grin had gotten as he pulled his card. "First… I play Machine Duplication! Since I have a machine with 500 or less attack points like my Boarden I can special summon up to two monsters with the same name from my deck!" two more skateboard robots appeared next to the first (500/1800) x 3.
"Next… I summon Morphtronic Radion!" Imp shouted as a little dark blue clip on radio appeared… and unfolded into a stick figure like robot twirling the earbuds equipped to it like some kind of weapon (1000/900). Petie bit his tongue to keep from making another cool comment as Imp giggled "Now I think it's time for baby's big surprise~ My Morphtronic monsters effects depend on which battle position they're in… for example when my Radion here is in attack mode he gives ALL my Morphtronic's 800 extra attack!"
Music started blaring from the earbuds as Radion twirled them making the attack of all Imp's monster rise (1300/1800) x 3 (1800/900) as Petie tilted his head, a confused look on his face "… they still aren't as strong as Chouxvalier…" he said bluntly making Imp giggle and coo "D'aaaaaaw, poor little babies confused~ Let me make it simple, Boarden's attack mode ability? It lets aaaaaaaall my morphtronics attack you directly~" Imp said in a sing-song voice as Petie's face went pale.
"I see you understood what that means~" Imp said with a giggle "Now to make it simple on such a wittle baby girl I'll do aaaaaall the big math for you. That's 1300 plus 1300 plus 1300 plus 1800… to make the biiiiiiiiiiig number of 5700!" Petie tried to scoot back in fear but he just rocked back and forth on his thick diaper as Imp swung his arm forward "Now! Attack with Morphtronic Melee!!" he screamed as all four robots jumped high into the air, clean over Chouxvalier, and landed hard right on Petie with a brutal strike making the teddiursa's vision go black for a moment.
Petie LP: 2300 Imp LP: 8000
Petie groaned and opened his eyes… to find himself somewhere else. He let out a babble of confusion and tried to look around but his body didn't seem to want to work right. Nearest he could tell he was in that playpen that Imp had pointed out earlier propped up against something. Squirming weakly he tried to demand to know what happened and why he couldn't move right. He took a deep breath and opened his mouth…
"Baabagabagoogaba!"
What sounded like one of his sisters attempts to talk filled the air and made him even more confused as he tried again, only to hear more high pitched babbling. It was then he finally noticed his teeth had somehow vanished leaving him with nothing but his gums. He flailed his arms in panicked as an unhappy squeal filled the air and one of the giant bears lowed a large mirror into one side of the playpen… showing what looked like a normal colored version of one of his sisters. A big, adorable, innocent looking infant teddiursa… probably one a few months old. She was wearing the same things Petie had been wearing and had a frustrated and confused look on her face as she flailed her arms and kept trying to babble…
It took Petie a solid minute to realize he was looking at himself and those babbling noises were coming from him… as he let out a genuine scream and tried to get up only to watch his legs twitch and spasm helplessly. His vision blurred as his eyes teared up and he found himself unable to keep from sobbing and screaming at the top of his lungs like a genuine baby. His mind was swimming as several things bombarded it at once all against his will. He wanted to be cuddled. He wanted to be fed. He wanted his mommy. He wanted his daddy. It was like somebody was pouring the thoughts of the baby girl he was in the body of and he was helpless to keep them from overriding his own wants. He screamed more as he realized he was a prisoner trapped in an infants body and mind…
Just as he sat bolt upright back on the mat where the attack had knocked him, panting hard and shivering as Imp was rolling on the ground laughing. Petie hugged himself to make sure the extra baby fat wasn't there and ran his tongue along his teeth, having never been happier to feel them there. He shuddered as he looked over at the playpen, the far side of it housing some kind of figure that look far, far too much like a large teddiursa infant for his liking. What the heck had just happened!?
"How did you like the house rules of this duel baby?" Imp asked as he slowly got up "The loser will stay here forever to provide all these mommies and daddies someone to care for… and every lifepoint lost brings you closer to that~ Losing so many at once must have given you quite the preview of what's going to happen… how was it? Bet it scared you enough you needed a new diaper~" he said, grinning sadistically as Petie just glared back not giving Imp the satisfaction of knowing he was right.
"Now then, on with my move… I discard my Gadget Driver to use its effect~" Imp slipped a card out of his hand as a small screwdriver appeared unfolding into a yellow colored robot "This lets me select any number of Morphtronics I control and change their battle positions… so I'll move two of my Boarden's to defense mode~" two of the robots folded back into skateboards as the Gadget Driver vanished "And when they're in defense mode they make ALL other Morphtronics indestructible to battle… and with two of them that makes them invincible as well! And that ends my turn~" he finished breaking into a cackle as Petie drew.
The still shivering teddiursa looked at his hand and the field for a moment and gulped. Imp had planned this out… next turn he just had to attack directly and he'd win… and Petie would have to get ride of all three Boarden's if he wanted to prevent it, which was going to be hard since he'd have to take two of them out by effects. He looked over his hand and took a deep breath… hard, but not impossible.
"I play Hand Destruction, we both discard two cards and then draw two cards!" he said as he ditched a Madolche Butlerusk and a copy of the Chateau and pulled two more cards while Imp discarded and drew as well. "Next… I summon Madolche Mewfeuille!" he played what was probably his favorite card as the pink musketeer cat plush appeared on the field (500/300) and gained power due to the Chateau (1000/800) "And I'll use his effect to let me special summon Madolche Messengelato!"
Petie slapped the card down as the message carrier doll, dressed in a fancy and attractive red and dark red outfit, appeared pausing for a moment to slip a letter into a gingerbread house shaped mailbox (1600/1000) before powering up from the Chateau (2100/1500) "And when he's special summoned while I have a beast type monster like Mewfeuille in play I can take a Madolche spell or trap from my deck and add it to my hand! And then I'll play it, my Madolche Ticket!" the continuous spell card appeared "And we'll get to its effect in a moment… first I create an overlay network with my Chouxvalier and Messengelato!" both dolls turned into orbs of light and crashed together as something rose up into the arena.
"To summon my Madolche Queen Tiaramisu!!" Petie shouted as the elegant throne made out of cake and cookies rose up, the queen of the Madolche's seated on it wearing her chocolate colored robes and carrying her scepter as small and cute animals stood around her as if they were her attendants (2200/2100) she smiled softly as the Chateau powered her up (2700/2600). For once Imp didn't have any smart remarks to make as he stared at Petie with a surprised and slightly nervous look on his face before softly muttering "You've made your deck better I see…"
"Yep… now I use Tiaramisu's effect! By removing one of her xyz materials I can take two Madolche cards in my graveyard" he pulled the copy of Chateau and Buttlerusk out of his grave "And shuffle them back into my deck, cept for Buttlerusk since my Chateau's effect lets me add him to my hand instead." he does so as Tiaramisu absorbed one of the two orbs circling her into her scepter and then pointed it at Imp's cards "And then I can send two of YOUR cards back to your deck! Like your defense position Boardens!" Petie called as the two robots vanished and Imp growled as he shuffled them into his deck.
"Now, since a Madolche card was returned to my deck or hand by a card effect my Madolche Ticket activates! I can add a Madolche monster from my deck to my hand! … or I WOULD but since I control a fairy type Madolche monster like my Queen I can special summon it instead! So come on back out Messengelato!" Petie shouted as the message carrier reappeared (1600/1000) and was powered up by the field (2100/1500) "Letting me pull another spell or trap from my deck…" Petie added as he pulled out another card.
Imp was visibly sweating now as Petie pointed "Messengelato, take out his Radion with Special Delivery!" he shouted as the message carrier pulled a letter from his bag and good naturally threw it at the robot… making him explode for no visible reason. The remaining Boarden's attack fell (500/1800) as Mewfeuille pounced it and made it shatter as well. Leaving Tiaramisu to casually wave her staff… and make a huge slice of cake fall from the heavens and crushed Imp underneath it.
Petie LP: 2300 Imp LP: 4500
The cake vanished leaving Imp prone on his back and not moving… as Petie heard the scream of a frightened infant coming from the playpen and could see the translucent figure inside had become solid as the giant baby kicked and flailed while screaming in panic for a good minute before quieting down and going translucent again as Imp finally sat back up shivering, his eyes wide as he panted for breath. He slowly got up and glared hot hatred at Petie as he hissed through his teeth.
"How? I set this duel up to break you! Your worst nightmare, mind-numing humiliation, torture… you shouldn't be able to THINK straight through the fear, trauma, and humiliation let along start a comeback! HOW!?"
"… you apparently don't know me very well… sure this is humiliating, sure I'm scared, and yeah this is probably gonna make me need therapy after it's over… but that just makes me want to knock that stupid grin off your face even harder!"
"You haven't won yet!" Imp snarled as Petie smirked and set one card "I set a card and end my turn, your go." he said as Imp ripped a card off his deck and looked at his three cards "… I play Junk Box! Which lets me special summon one Morphtronic monster from my grave but it's destroyed at the end of the turn!" a yellow cellphone appeared and unfolded into another robot (0/0) "Like my Morptronic Celfon! And I discarded him when you played Hand Destruction so don't ask!" he hissed.
"Next I use his attack mode power! I roll a die and pick up cards off the top of my deck equal to the number I rolled! If there's a level 4 or lower Morphtronic monster among them I get to special summon it!" the numbers on Celfon's chest flashed for a moment before stopping on 5 as Imp picked the top 5 cards up off his deck and looked through them before playing one as a copy of Radion appeared and unfolded again (1000/800) and boosted his monsters attack points (1800/800) (800/0).
"And then I'll tribute both of them… for my Perfect Machine King!!!" he shouted as both Morphtronics EXPLODED and a huge figure rose up from their wreckage… it was a giant, red and white robot that looked like something out of the mech anime Petie had watched in the past, which meant to Petie it looked pretty cool, as it banged its fist together and electricity crackled over its body (2700/1500) "Now I can't take you out this turn… but once your stupid Queen's gone you'll be easy pickings!!" Imp shouted as he grinned and played the last card in his hand "And to make sure my King doesn't die in the attack… I play Factory of 100 Machines!"
Suddenly after-images of both Radions, Celfon, and Boarden appeared and were absorbed into Perfect Machine King as the electricity crackling over his body intensified and his attack points shot up (3500/1500) Imp laughed "By removing every Morphtronic in my grave from play I can boost one of my Machine monsters attack by 200 for each one! Now attack his Queen with perfect rocket punch!!" Imp shouted as Perfect Machine King stuck his fist out and fired the whole thing at Tiaramisu like a missile.
"Funny, you start the duel setting a trap for me…" Petie said as his facedown lifted "Now you blunder into one. I activate Madolche Lesson. Now by shuffling one of my Madolche monsters in my graveyard back into my deck…" he pulled his Chouxvalier out of the grave "I can increase the attack and defense of all my Madolche monsters by 800, and I'll choose not to use my Chateaus power to add him to my hand instead." Petie said as he shuffled the monster into his deck and his monsters stats went up (1800/1600) (2900/2300) (3500/3400) and Imp made a strangled sound.
"But my Ticket kicks in after that letting me add a Madolche monster from my deck to my hand… or in this case summon is since Tiaramisu's still on the field! So come on out Chouvxalier!" the cavalier appeared once more (1700/1300) and his stats rose once more (2200/1800) as the Queen waved her staff and launched a concentrated beam of what looked like sugar at the robotic fist and Perfect Machine King… making both monsters explode since their attack points were identical as Imp made more strangled noises of surprise and fury.
"Since you've got nothing left I'm guessing it's my turn?" Petie asked as he watched Imp proceed to go through what had to be at least twelve different stages of denial and anger before he weakly nods, slumping to his knees. As Petie drew Imp muttered "How…? I'm one of the lord's elite… master of deception and tortures… spirit of trickery and mockery… how did some un-potty trained BRAT beat me…?" he said as Petie just shook his head "Cause you're an arrogant jerk who underestimated me cause of my diapers." Petie answered… before making a face "Ugh that's painful to say out loud… anyway Chouxvalier attack with peppermint charge!!" Petie shouted as the caviler rode past Imp and took a chunk out of his lifepoints.
Petie LP: 2300 Imp LP: 2300
Petie watched Imp's body turn translucent as he started screaming in panic. Petie let him scream for a moment, wondering if getting subject to the horrible torture you picked out for another person counted as "Karma" or not. "Hey, who is your Lord anyway? You've already lost so you might are well tell me." Petie asked as Imp looked at him for a moment with a expression of hate so pure it made the teddiursa shudder. Imp simple bared his fangs "Do what you will but I'd sooner bite off my tongue than betray me lord to you!" he snarled as Petie shrugged "Okay, have it your way… Messengelato, finish him!"
Imp went ridged as the courier walked over and pulled a letter out of his bag… before simply handing it to Imp. The stunned bear looked at it for a moment, back to Messengelato, then back at it… before nervously opening it up and pulling out a card. He stared at it for a moment, a look of flat disbelief on his face, before reading it out loud "Congradulations, it's a girl. Oh that's just not funn" he didn't get to finish the sentence as he vanished and the infants crying resumed, the bears rushing past Petie to gather around the playpen and their new infant as Petie let out a sigh of relief.
Petie LP: 2300 Imp LP: 0
Petie LP: Win Imp LP: Lose
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Petie groaned as he sat up in bed, rubbing his head with one paw. He felt like he'd had one heck of a dream… but he couldn't remember anything about it! In fact trying to remember made his headache worse… and why did he have a headache in the first place? Ugh… it was too early to worry about it. The sleepy bear yawned and blinked as he realized something he SHOULD worry about… who could he get to change his really, really used diaper this early in the morning? Momma & Rose weren't awake yet…
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"HMMMMMM… IT SEEMS IMP HAS FAILED…"
"Um… are you going to rescue him my lord?"
"NO, HE DECIDED THE PUNISHMENT FOR LOSING… IT IS ONLY FITTING HE SHOULD GET TO EXPERIENCE IT IN FULL. SUCH IS THE PRICE FOR FAILURE."
"Very well my lord…"
"INFORM THE OTHER ELITES OF THIS TURN OF EVENTS… THEY SHALL HAVE TO DECIDE WHICH OF THEM TRIES NEXT… AND WHO THEIR TARGETS SHALL BE."
The end… for now.
Anyway Petie is once again dragged into a duel... but this time it's against one of the Elite warriors of the mysterious figure who's been sending duelists after the PCA students in their dreams. Can Petie beat a duelist who's using one of his own worst nightmares against him? Read to find out!
Please enjoy, fav & comment, and have a great day ^,^
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Big Boy vs Rugrat“… DO I NEED TO DESCRIBE MY DISPLEASURE AT THIS TURN OF EVENTS?”
The voice was all consuming and echoed throughout the chamber fully making all his servants wince, knowing full well if their master was fully furious the voice would have imbedded them in the back wall of the huge cave. At the moment though the huge, shapeless dark mass sitting on the ancient granite throne looming over them at the other end of the room just looked down at them with extreme contempt. The room was silent for a moment except for the after-echo till one of them dare to speak up.
"We apologize for the… lack of success in our latest endeavors your majesty…"
The servant didn't get any further before he was reduced to a black smear on the floor, which considering they were formless normally wasn't fatal… just very, very painful. "FAILURE. FAILURE IS THE WORD YOU WERE AVOIDING. LIKE HOW YOU'VE FAILED TO DEFEAT ANY, AND I DO STRESS THE WORD ANY, OF THE NUMEROUS OPPONENTS YOU'VE BEEN SENT AFTER OR BEEN SENT TO CONVINCE SOMEONE TO ATTACK. NOW YOU'RE FAILING TO CONVINCE ME NOT TO REDUCE YOU BACK TO THE THOUGHT ESSENCE YOU ORIGINATED FROM."
"Perhaps I could convince you to reconsider that thought my lord?"
"HMMMM, HELLO IMP. HAVE YOU FINISHED PUNISHING ANGEL FOR HER FAILURES?"
"Of course not. Failure, especially as one of your elite troops, is inexcusable… so let me offer to wash away this stench of failure with results."
"I KNOW YOUR WAYS IMP, NO CHEATING,
"No cheating my lord… just a bit of a… creative duel situation, if you'd allow?"
"VERY WELL, DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME IMP. YOU MAY CHOOSE THE OPPONENT OF YOUR LIKING."
"Thank you my lord, I already have one picked out and the stage chosen…" the dark figure grinned as it shifted and shrunk, taking on a new shape as hie piercing green eyes glowed before he spoke in a new, reedier voice "And a duel he can't possibly win waiting for him."
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Petie was having a nightmare… a horrible, horrible nightmare and a very familiar one. He was in a huge room, larger than any he'd ever seen before, with ceilings as high as the ones at his house. He'd found himself laying on a thick and brightly colored baby mat in nothing but a short baby blue t-shirt that left his tummy exposed and a diaper so thick he couldn't get to his feet at all and could only get around by crawling. This in and of itself would have been bad enough but what made it worse was… them.
They looked like big parodies of ursarings, each one as tall as Momma if not taller. The males were big and muscular while dressed in slacks, long sleeved shirts, and sweatervests along with an omni-present pipe. The females were curvy with big boobs and hips wearing flora print dress with aprons over them and heavily make-up covered faces. They looked like some version of a 50s sitcom family except for their faces being permanently shaded and unseeable even if Petie could clearly see the pipe in their mouths or their makeup. What made it even worse was instead of just one couple… there had to be at least 15 identical pairs of these things.
And every single one of them was focusing their attention on the little teddiursa. Even as he screamed at the top of his lungs that he wasn't a baby and that he wanted to wake up they kept acting like they weren't hearing anything more than the shrieks and babbles of a fussy baby. He had rattles and other baby toys shaken in front of him, his toes and tummy tickled, and numerous games of peek-a-boo played as he frantically tried to escape from them to no success. Finally one of the "Mom's" cooed in that mocking, adult to baby way as she pulled on and checked his diaper in front of everybody…
"Oh I know what's wrong~ Little Teddy made a stinky! Yes he did~ Lets get you aaaaaaaaaall cleaned up!"
Face going red Petie frantically tried to protest that he was clean but all he got was patronizinging coos from all the bears around him as he was lifted through the air and laid on a changing mat. Despite his flailing paws and kicks nothing managed to stop the bear from stripping him and starting to go through a slow, mocking parody of a diaper change leaving Petie exposed, vulnerable, and humiliated beyond all reason as the bears around him cooed and babytalked to him the whole time. Finally having more than he could take Petie started to break down sobbing.
"Such a big baby~"
This was a completely different voice and snapped Petie out of his breakdown as he frantically looked for the source of it… and suddenly a huge pacifier was shoved in his mouth. Nursing reflex be damned Petie tried to spit it out… but as if his body had betrayed him all he could do was nurse it with an infantile like and noisy sucking sound effectively gagging him. He began crying harder and kicking more at this, though the pacifier muffled him, as he looked at his tormentor… and blinked in surprise through his tears.
It was another teddiursa! Unlike the ursarings his face wasn't obscured and he didn't look like some sitcom parody… though he did have a grin that made Petie tremble softly. The kid looked about 8 years olds and unlike Petie, who was cursed with short-till-evolution genes, the kid was normal sized for his age meaning he was likely a full head taller than Petie. He had a slightly babyish face, a teddiursa standard, and a mop-top of curly blond hair. He vanished into the crowd, a unnaturally wicked grin on his face, as Petie shivered at how unnaturally bright green the kids eyes had been.
The humiliating change continued slowly, the "Grown-Ups" continue to babytalk him as Petie was helpless to do anything but noisily suck on his pacifier. Finally the new, just as thick, diaper was taped up and the torture (or at least that part of it) seemed to be over as he was set down back on the mat with the baby toys still crying softly. He hated this nightmare. Hated, hated, HATED it! This one was even worse then normal! He felt so pathetic and helpless…
It was then he noticed the grown-ups had all stepped back from him, forming what looked like a fence of giant bears standing shoulder to shoulder around him and creating an arena like area. Before he could question it the kid from earlier pushed himself through the crowd and stood at the opposite end of the circle, staring at Petie with his odd eyes and a cocky grin. Petie was helpless to do anything but stare back and suck on his pacifier. Now that Petie could see the kid clearly he knew for sure he was a head taller than him. He could also see he was wearing a pair of rugged shorts and a t shirt with "Big Boy" printed on it as if to further taunt Petie.
"I think babies had enough of his pac for now~" the kid said mockingly in his reedy voice as the large pacifier fell free as whatever spell holding it in was broken making Petie massage his jaws for a moment before looking at the kid "… dis… THIS is another of those dueling dreams isn't it?" he asked making the kid laugh "D'aaaaaaw, you're smart for your age aren't you little guy? Yep! I'm going to be your opponent this time. Call me Imp, I'll just call you a big baby."
"Na ta baby…" Petie muttered as he struggled to stand, finally assuming an awkward, off-balance stance like something Tommy of Rugrats would use. Imp just laughs "Says the little boy in the big diaper who's learning to walk~ Now for the fun part…" suddenly the giant bears on one side of them moved to the side revealing a large playpen full of infant toys. Imp giggled as his eyes flashed and his face twisted into a cruel grin no child should naturally be able to achieve "There's a bit of a catch with this duel… but I'll let you find out what it is for yourself~"
There was a flash of light and Petie found his lollypop shaped duel disk strapped to his arm, nearly throwing him back on his bottom in surprise. Quickly flicking through the cards he found it was his improved Madolche deck. Feeling a little more confident he looked up… and shuddered. Imp's duel disk was made of a pitch black metal that had an almost liquid like sheen to it except for the accents which were the same unnatural green as Imp's eyes. "You're lucky I'm being merciful, I could have made you a duel disk out of a baby walker or bouncer instead~" Imp chuckled as Petie just took a deep, calming breath and looked back at him.
"Save the insults, lets just get this over with so I can wake up."
"D'aaaaaaw, too bad baby. Cause I'm putting you down for your nap! DUEL!"
"Duel!!"
Petie LP: 8000 Imp LP: 8000
"I'll go first to show the baby how to play the game~" Imp cooed teasingly as he pulled his card and looked over his hand for a moment before frowning "… I'll set one card and end my turn. You can go unless you need somebody to read your cards to you?" he said, snickering as Petie glared and pulled his card. Looking over his hand he grimaced a little… he'd gotten another bad draw, only two cards he could use and nothing that could get ride of Imp's facedown. He'd have to make do and just risk it…
"I play Madolche Chateau…" the castle of sweets and cake rose up behind Petie as their smell made him drool softly… as he noticed Imp seemed more annoyed than anything else to see it. Combined with his unnatural face and eyes this made Petie decide this guy was just making himself look like a teddiursa… but he was sure he didn't want to SEE what Imp really looked like. Pushing that thought out of his head he continued his move.
"Next I summon Madolche Chouxvalier!" Petie shouted as he played the card and the doll like cavalier with the candy cane sword atop the green plush pony appeared (1700/1300) "And he gains 500 attack and defense due to my Chateau!" Petie squeaked as Chouxvalier's horse reared up and he swung his sword dramatically (2200/1800). Petie looked at his hand and the field again, having to make a judgement call about his next move. Did he really want to risk attacking…?
"D'aaaaaw, the babies playing with dollies~ You're not dressed right for that baby sissy~"
Petie knew what was about the happen the moment those words left Imp's imps mouth as his short blue shirt turned pink, his sleeves puffed out, the bottom formed into a short skirt, and a darker pink heart appeared on the front completing its transformation into an infants gown. Pete was grinning his teeth as he mentally tried to keep his temper in check… as his diaper turned light pink, booties appeared on his feet, and a bow appeared next to his ear.
"D'aaaaaaaaw, looks like Holly & Carol have a triplet~ Lets call you… Jingle, baby Jingle Belle~"
"Oh that's IT!! CHOUXVALIER! ATTACK WITH PEPPERMINT RUSH!!!"
"So easy to fool~ I activate Morpharonics, Scramble!" Imp's facedown card flipped and Chouxvalier was bounced back by an invisible force "This card needs me to be attack directly when I have no monsters to be activated but when I am it negates the attack and lets me special summon a Morphtronic from my hand… like my Morphtronic Boarden!" There was a roaring sound as a… rocket powered skateboard shot onto the arena floor and skidded to a stop.
Suddenly the thing flipped up and the bottom part of it unfolded to reveal a small, action figure like robot that struck a pose (500/1800). "Coooooool!!" Petie called, unable to help himself "Just like transformers!" he added as he suddenly felt the eyes of all the adults focus on him making him feel a little weak in his knees as he fell on his thickly padded bottom "W-what did I do!?" he squeaked as Imp laughed mockingly.
"Babies your age shouldn't be playing with big boy toys like these."
"… how much mileage are you trying to GET out of that joke!?" Petie growled unhappily as he sat there "Whatever… I end my turn." Petie grumbled as he sulked… and a shiver a went down his spine as he realized just how unnaturally big Imp's grin had gotten as he pulled his card. "First… I play Machine Duplication! Since I have a machine with 500 or less attack points like my Boarden I can special summon up to two monsters with the same name from my deck!" two more skateboard robots appeared next to the first (500/1800) x 3.
"Next… I summon Morphtronic Radion!" Imp shouted as a little dark blue clip on radio appeared… and unfolded into a stick figure like robot twirling the earbuds equipped to it like some kind of weapon (1000/900). Petie bit his tongue to keep from making another cool comment as Imp giggled "Now I think it's time for baby's big surprise~ My Morphtronic monsters effects depend on which battle position they're in… for example when my Radion here is in attack mode he gives ALL my Morphtronic's 800 extra attack!"
Music started blaring from the earbuds as Radion twirled them making the attack of all Imp's monster rise (1300/1800) x 3 (1800/900) as Petie tilted his head, a confused look on his face "… they still aren't as strong as Chouxvalier…" he said bluntly making Imp giggle and coo "D'aaaaaaw, poor little babies confused~ Let me make it simple, Boarden's attack mode ability? It lets aaaaaaaall my morphtronics attack you directly~" Imp said in a sing-song voice as Petie's face went pale.
"I see you understood what that means~" Imp said with a giggle "Now to make it simple on such a wittle baby girl I'll do aaaaaall the big math for you. That's 1300 plus 1300 plus 1300 plus 1800… to make the biiiiiiiiiiig number of 5700!" Petie tried to scoot back in fear but he just rocked back and forth on his thick diaper as Imp swung his arm forward "Now! Attack with Morphtronic Melee!!" he screamed as all four robots jumped high into the air, clean over Chouxvalier, and landed hard right on Petie with a brutal strike making the teddiursa's vision go black for a moment.
Petie LP: 2300 Imp LP: 8000
Petie groaned and opened his eyes… to find himself somewhere else. He let out a babble of confusion and tried to look around but his body didn't seem to want to work right. Nearest he could tell he was in that playpen that Imp had pointed out earlier propped up against something. Squirming weakly he tried to demand to know what happened and why he couldn't move right. He took a deep breath and opened his mouth…
"Baabagabagoogaba!"
What sounded like one of his sisters attempts to talk filled the air and made him even more confused as he tried again, only to hear more high pitched babbling. It was then he finally noticed his teeth had somehow vanished leaving him with nothing but his gums. He flailed his arms in panicked as an unhappy squeal filled the air and one of the giant bears lowed a large mirror into one side of the playpen… showing what looked like a normal colored version of one of his sisters. A big, adorable, innocent looking infant teddiursa… probably one a few months old. She was wearing the same things Petie had been wearing and had a frustrated and confused look on her face as she flailed her arms and kept trying to babble…
It took Petie a solid minute to realize he was looking at himself and those babbling noises were coming from him… as he let out a genuine scream and tried to get up only to watch his legs twitch and spasm helplessly. His vision blurred as his eyes teared up and he found himself unable to keep from sobbing and screaming at the top of his lungs like a genuine baby. His mind was swimming as several things bombarded it at once all against his will. He wanted to be cuddled. He wanted to be fed. He wanted his mommy. He wanted his daddy. It was like somebody was pouring the thoughts of the baby girl he was in the body of and he was helpless to keep them from overriding his own wants. He screamed more as he realized he was a prisoner trapped in an infants body and mind…
Just as he sat bolt upright back on the mat where the attack had knocked him, panting hard and shivering as Imp was rolling on the ground laughing. Petie hugged himself to make sure the extra baby fat wasn't there and ran his tongue along his teeth, having never been happier to feel them there. He shuddered as he looked over at the playpen, the far side of it housing some kind of figure that look far, far too much like a large teddiursa infant for his liking. What the heck had just happened!?
"How did you like the house rules of this duel baby?" Imp asked as he slowly got up "The loser will stay here forever to provide all these mommies and daddies someone to care for… and every lifepoint lost brings you closer to that~ Losing so many at once must have given you quite the preview of what's going to happen… how was it? Bet it scared you enough you needed a new diaper~" he said, grinning sadistically as Petie just glared back not giving Imp the satisfaction of knowing he was right.
"Now then, on with my move… I discard my Gadget Driver to use its effect~" Imp slipped a card out of his hand as a small screwdriver appeared unfolding into a yellow colored robot "This lets me select any number of Morphtronics I control and change their battle positions… so I'll move two of my Boarden's to defense mode~" two of the robots folded back into skateboards as the Gadget Driver vanished "And when they're in defense mode they make ALL other Morphtronics indestructible to battle… and with two of them that makes them invincible as well! And that ends my turn~" he finished breaking into a cackle as Petie drew.
The still shivering teddiursa looked at his hand and the field for a moment and gulped. Imp had planned this out… next turn he just had to attack directly and he'd win… and Petie would have to get ride of all three Boarden's if he wanted to prevent it, which was going to be hard since he'd have to take two of them out by effects. He looked over his hand and took a deep breath… hard, but not impossible.
"I play Hand Destruction, we both discard two cards and then draw two cards!" he said as he ditched a Madolche Butlerusk and a copy of the Chateau and pulled two more cards while Imp discarded and drew as well. "Next… I summon Madolche Mewfeuille!" he played what was probably his favorite card as the pink musketeer cat plush appeared on the field (500/300) and gained power due to the Chateau (1000/800) "And I'll use his effect to let me special summon Madolche Messengelato!"
Petie slapped the card down as the message carrier doll, dressed in a fancy and attractive red and dark red outfit, appeared pausing for a moment to slip a letter into a gingerbread house shaped mailbox (1600/1000) before powering up from the Chateau (2100/1500) "And when he's special summoned while I have a beast type monster like Mewfeuille in play I can take a Madolche spell or trap from my deck and add it to my hand! And then I'll play it, my Madolche Ticket!" the continuous spell card appeared "And we'll get to its effect in a moment… first I create an overlay network with my Chouxvalier and Messengelato!" both dolls turned into orbs of light and crashed together as something rose up into the arena.
"To summon my Madolche Queen Tiaramisu!!" Petie shouted as the elegant throne made out of cake and cookies rose up, the queen of the Madolche's seated on it wearing her chocolate colored robes and carrying her scepter as small and cute animals stood around her as if they were her attendants (2200/2100) she smiled softly as the Chateau powered her up (2700/2600). For once Imp didn't have any smart remarks to make as he stared at Petie with a surprised and slightly nervous look on his face before softly muttering "You've made your deck better I see…"
"Yep… now I use Tiaramisu's effect! By removing one of her xyz materials I can take two Madolche cards in my graveyard" he pulled the copy of Chateau and Buttlerusk out of his grave "And shuffle them back into my deck, cept for Buttlerusk since my Chateau's effect lets me add him to my hand instead." he does so as Tiaramisu absorbed one of the two orbs circling her into her scepter and then pointed it at Imp's cards "And then I can send two of YOUR cards back to your deck! Like your defense position Boardens!" Petie called as the two robots vanished and Imp growled as he shuffled them into his deck.
"Now, since a Madolche card was returned to my deck or hand by a card effect my Madolche Ticket activates! I can add a Madolche monster from my deck to my hand! … or I WOULD but since I control a fairy type Madolche monster like my Queen I can special summon it instead! So come on back out Messengelato!" Petie shouted as the message carrier reappeared (1600/1000) and was powered up by the field (2100/1500) "Letting me pull another spell or trap from my deck…" Petie added as he pulled out another card.
Imp was visibly sweating now as Petie pointed "Messengelato, take out his Radion with Special Delivery!" he shouted as the message carrier pulled a letter from his bag and good naturally threw it at the robot… making him explode for no visible reason. The remaining Boarden's attack fell (500/1800) as Mewfeuille pounced it and made it shatter as well. Leaving Tiaramisu to casually wave her staff… and make a huge slice of cake fall from the heavens and crushed Imp underneath it.
Petie LP: 2300 Imp LP: 4500
The cake vanished leaving Imp prone on his back and not moving… as Petie heard the scream of a frightened infant coming from the playpen and could see the translucent figure inside had become solid as the giant baby kicked and flailed while screaming in panic for a good minute before quieting down and going translucent again as Imp finally sat back up shivering, his eyes wide as he panted for breath. He slowly got up and glared hot hatred at Petie as he hissed through his teeth.
"How? I set this duel up to break you! Your worst nightmare, mind-numing humiliation, torture… you shouldn't be able to THINK straight through the fear, trauma, and humiliation let along start a comeback! HOW!?"
"… you apparently don't know me very well… sure this is humiliating, sure I'm scared, and yeah this is probably gonna make me need therapy after it's over… but that just makes me want to knock that stupid grin off your face even harder!"
"You haven't won yet!" Imp snarled as Petie smirked and set one card "I set a card and end my turn, your go." he said as Imp ripped a card off his deck and looked at his three cards "… I play Junk Box! Which lets me special summon one Morphtronic monster from my grave but it's destroyed at the end of the turn!" a yellow cellphone appeared and unfolded into another robot (0/0) "Like my Morptronic Celfon! And I discarded him when you played Hand Destruction so don't ask!" he hissed.
"Next I use his attack mode power! I roll a die and pick up cards off the top of my deck equal to the number I rolled! If there's a level 4 or lower Morphtronic monster among them I get to special summon it!" the numbers on Celfon's chest flashed for a moment before stopping on 5 as Imp picked the top 5 cards up off his deck and looked through them before playing one as a copy of Radion appeared and unfolded again (1000/800) and boosted his monsters attack points (1800/800) (800/0).
"And then I'll tribute both of them… for my Perfect Machine King!!!" he shouted as both Morphtronics EXPLODED and a huge figure rose up from their wreckage… it was a giant, red and white robot that looked like something out of the mech anime Petie had watched in the past, which meant to Petie it looked pretty cool, as it banged its fist together and electricity crackled over its body (2700/1500) "Now I can't take you out this turn… but once your stupid Queen's gone you'll be easy pickings!!" Imp shouted as he grinned and played the last card in his hand "And to make sure my King doesn't die in the attack… I play Factory of 100 Machines!"
Suddenly after-images of both Radions, Celfon, and Boarden appeared and were absorbed into Perfect Machine King as the electricity crackling over his body intensified and his attack points shot up (3500/1500) Imp laughed "By removing every Morphtronic in my grave from play I can boost one of my Machine monsters attack by 200 for each one! Now attack his Queen with perfect rocket punch!!" Imp shouted as Perfect Machine King stuck his fist out and fired the whole thing at Tiaramisu like a missile.
"Funny, you start the duel setting a trap for me…" Petie said as his facedown lifted "Now you blunder into one. I activate Madolche Lesson. Now by shuffling one of my Madolche monsters in my graveyard back into my deck…" he pulled his Chouxvalier out of the grave "I can increase the attack and defense of all my Madolche monsters by 800, and I'll choose not to use my Chateaus power to add him to my hand instead." Petie said as he shuffled the monster into his deck and his monsters stats went up (1800/1600) (2900/2300) (3500/3400) and Imp made a strangled sound.
"But my Ticket kicks in after that letting me add a Madolche monster from my deck to my hand… or in this case summon is since Tiaramisu's still on the field! So come on out Chouvxalier!" the cavalier appeared once more (1700/1300) and his stats rose once more (2200/1800) as the Queen waved her staff and launched a concentrated beam of what looked like sugar at the robotic fist and Perfect Machine King… making both monsters explode since their attack points were identical as Imp made more strangled noises of surprise and fury.
"Since you've got nothing left I'm guessing it's my turn?" Petie asked as he watched Imp proceed to go through what had to be at least twelve different stages of denial and anger before he weakly nods, slumping to his knees. As Petie drew Imp muttered "How…? I'm one of the lord's elite… master of deception and tortures… spirit of trickery and mockery… how did some un-potty trained BRAT beat me…?" he said as Petie just shook his head "Cause you're an arrogant jerk who underestimated me cause of my diapers." Petie answered… before making a face "Ugh that's painful to say out loud… anyway Chouxvalier attack with peppermint charge!!" Petie shouted as the caviler rode past Imp and took a chunk out of his lifepoints.
Petie LP: 2300 Imp LP: 2300
Petie watched Imp's body turn translucent as he started screaming in panic. Petie let him scream for a moment, wondering if getting subject to the horrible torture you picked out for another person counted as "Karma" or not. "Hey, who is your Lord anyway? You've already lost so you might are well tell me." Petie asked as Imp looked at him for a moment with a expression of hate so pure it made the teddiursa shudder. Imp simple bared his fangs "Do what you will but I'd sooner bite off my tongue than betray me lord to you!" he snarled as Petie shrugged "Okay, have it your way… Messengelato, finish him!"
Imp went ridged as the courier walked over and pulled a letter out of his bag… before simply handing it to Imp. The stunned bear looked at it for a moment, back to Messengelato, then back at it… before nervously opening it up and pulling out a card. He stared at it for a moment, a look of flat disbelief on his face, before reading it out loud "Congradulations, it's a girl. Oh that's just not funn" he didn't get to finish the sentence as he vanished and the infants crying resumed, the bears rushing past Petie to gather around the playpen and their new infant as Petie let out a sigh of relief.
Petie LP: 2300 Imp LP: 0
Petie LP: Win Imp LP: Lose
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Petie groaned as he sat up in bed, rubbing his head with one paw. He felt like he'd had one heck of a dream… but he couldn't remember anything about it! In fact trying to remember made his headache worse… and why did he have a headache in the first place? Ugh… it was too early to worry about it. The sleepy bear yawned and blinked as he realized something he SHOULD worry about… who could he get to change his really, really used diaper this early in the morning? Momma & Rose weren't awake yet…
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"HMMMMMM… IT SEEMS IMP HAS FAILED…"
"Um… are you going to rescue him my lord?"
"NO, HE DECIDED THE PUNISHMENT FOR LOSING… IT IS ONLY FITTING HE SHOULD GET TO EXPERIENCE IT IN FULL. SUCH IS THE PRICE FOR FAILURE."
"Very well my lord…"
"INFORM THE OTHER ELITES OF THIS TURN OF EVENTS… THEY SHALL HAVE TO DECIDE WHICH OF THEM TRIES NEXT… AND WHO THEIR TARGETS SHALL BE."
The end… for now.
Category Story / Pokemon
Species Hedgehog
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welp...consider my mind officially blown-*ducks down*
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phew....i think i'm sa*splat*
Carmine: OOOOOPS! YOU LOST YOUR *splat*
Locust: *growling laughter*
*splat*
Cole: COLE TRAIN BABY! WHOOOO!
*splat*
Locust: *roars*
*splat*
Marcus: OOOH YEAH!
???:Marcus, Look Out!! *tackles*
*CRACK*
Marcus:*huff*Thanks Dom.
locust:*roars*
*splat*
Dom: EAT SHIT AND DIE!
Marcus: Nice one.
<,<
>,>
phew....i think i'm sa*splat*
Carmine: OOOOOPS! YOU LOST YOUR *splat*
Locust: *growling laughter*
*splat*
Cole: COLE TRAIN BABY! WHOOOO!
*splat*
Locust: *roars*
*splat*
Marcus: OOOH YEAH!
???:Marcus, Look Out!! *tackles*
*CRACK*
Marcus:*huff*Thanks Dom.
locust:*roars*
*splat*
Dom: EAT SHIT AND DIE!
Marcus: Nice one.
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