Work hard, play hard!

If you think beer pong tournaments between frat boys get intense, you ain't seen shit until you get a room full of FBA ballers competin' to see who has to pay for the kegs. We go all out: brackets, scoreboards, the works. Me 'n' Rocky are unstoppable on the table, lemme tell ya.

Of course, the only downside to kickin' ass at pong is that you don't end up drinkin' outta your cups. It's kinda the fucked up thing about drinking games: you only get to drink when you lose. So I keep some extra on hand for whenever we're on a hot streak, which is all the time.

Plus on this court, I don't get in trouble for tryin' to play drunk!

EXCELLENT rendition of myself and teammate Rocky Caracal by the equally excellent  ladysnakebite !!