Legends of the of the jackalope abound, but the truth is even stranger.

The questionable offspring of Rudolph Bazhukov, the red-nosed antelope, and Trent Mitchell, aka the easter bunny - the jackalope brings joy and cheer to the proud holder of the albino turnip.
Those not in the possession of the aforementioned turnip at the time of the jackalope's appearance are gifted with a magical and bloody disembowelling, looking exactly like an entrail piñata after a child's eighth birthday party.
Anyone unlucky enough to be holding a copy of Pirates Of The Caribbean 3: At World's End during this display is treated to a rare exhibition of ill-humoured flaying, in which the person is flensed of all muscle, leaving an hilarious screaming skeletal flag.

Because there are rarely enough turnips to go around, the jackalope has unfairly earnt the unflattering moniker of Piranha of the Prairie.

30 Monsterspam 37 (I lapped myself before the thirty days were up!)