Poofy means poofy.

Saying that you're fat is just mean.
And pinkie wouldn't do that.

Aye, but Dash tends to take things very personal.

personally.

Aye, that's what Ol'Squeaks said!
Personal like :)

oops. sorry.
I didn't mean that as a correctional thing.

Oh XD
The Capn's yarrspeak sometimes makes things come out all piratical ^^

No problem.

& let the 'games' begin. Oh, & Capn', just to let you know, Teardrop's Description has been finished, if theres anything that I didn't type in, please let me know.

Jus checked it out!
The Capn' knows a lot more then he did, but he's still a little hazy on what kind of person (or pony) Teardrop is XD
He seems pretty easy goin with a mischievous streak, but anything else ye can add would be very useful ifn the Capn' is to tell an accurate tale, aye? :)

Anything for the tale, & you. I'll get right to it.

Preggy?

Perhaps...but with what? O_o

My first impression was that she would have a baby

She sort of does in the end XD
Only though, remember the title. It's not quite what she expected.

Oh... How did she...

Ye can read the tale or watch as the comic continues ^^
Fair warnin, it's a bit odd, but Dashie turns out okay in the end :)

Umm ok.... Gimme links unless its adult rated then I cant see

Adult unfortunately ^^;
She finds out she's carryin a star! As time goes by she gets bigger and bigger until she seems about to burst.
But then she wakes up an finds out it was a dream.
In between times (since it's a nightmare) everyone in Ponyville includin her friends keep tryin to help the star grow.
But when she wakes up she finds out they were all around her bed, tryin to wake her up XD

That makes no sense... I mean I can turn my adult filter on... Just link the stuff

Ah...maybe the story will make no sense either ^^;
A lot of it (in fact most of it) is literally Rainbow Dash's nightmare, so it doesn't always make sense that way XD

As for links, the original story is in the description.

I seen the page 2 isnt too bad XD

^_^ Thanks

Welcome ^__^ I need to ease myself from porn

It's not exactly porn, it's jus weird XD
The Capn' writes some bawdy yarns, but mostly he jus enjoys crazy situations.

XD

I hope that as she gets bigger, her face, flank and limbs get a bit puffy as well. :3

Wonder what's gone up with her? Is she pregnant or something?

Where's Page 2?

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/9364466/
Right ere!