O shi, we write things?

Yes, we do. By the boatload, or we used to; we figured we should get back into the habit of that. We heart fiction. This is technically just chapter one of a larger story, but we're not going to be all CHAPTER ONE until there's a chapter two. Otherwise that just looks tacky. You can edit submissions for a reason, guys.

Obligatory don't-get-butthurt disclaimer: any similarities between faiths presented in this work of fiction and actual ones are either coincidental or intentional inspirations. We're theology nerds so we like this kind of thing. If you're offended by people referring to a monotheistic deity as big-G God, you might not want to click the button. This story is 0% allegory. We just want to tell something interesting, folks.

The title means something but it'll take a while to get there.