It's a nice job. :)

<brain explodes>

I...I...uh...wha...I...how...

It even LOOKS lightning-y!!!

Damn, I owe you HYOOOOOOOGE for this.

<aside> OY, KARA!
<Kara> Yes, hun?
<Zeph points to screen> We have work to do. This cannot go without some sort of return.
<Kara> Youbetcha!!!

I must take my leave now, as this wonderful gift has thoroughly inspired my lazy, wolfish ass to get to tha prosewriting.

Alex, you, sir, have honored me greatly today. Honored and humbled. Words cannot describe how much I am glad that you are my friend. Fuck just a dinner. You get a movie with the deal, your choice. We can even go and heckle aloud if you want.

<honest-to-God wipes tear from eye> It's been a long time since a friend gave me something so simple and so profound.

Thanks Alex.

Awwwwwww, for realsies? For serious? I can';t believe you like it so much! Wow! That's a great feeling.

I was actually going for sort of a caligraphy look; like swift, angry brushstrokes. It seemed the best 'font' to make all the letters work. Admittedly, I am rather proud of that p/s and turning a lowercase h into a capital T. That Z has just got a ton of personality too, don't it?

And no, you don't owe me a thing. I don't roll like that. Owing people stuff leads to resentment. Ya'll can treat me to a movie or a dinner or a foot massage or a shoeshine or whatever, but only do it because you *want* to, not out of feelings of obligation. Diggit?

And here... *hands you a Kleenex* I always get the warm fuzzies when i make someone cry for all the GOOD reasons!

For Realsies. My avatar, Zephon T'sol, I came up with a very long time ago, but part of his story is that he controls the element of lightning. Now do you see why I was so blown away. Without meaning to, you managed to get the style right for Zephon on the first SHOT!

The swift, angry brushstrokes look mahvelous and really bring the feel for the character. He's not the obsessively angry type, but his anger fuels his power and can turn the tide in battle. And yes, the Z kicks all kinds of donkey ass.

I know I don't OWE you anything, monetary wise or favor wise. But like you said, I *Want* to. My friends and I from where I used to live have stayed friends because we adhere by some simple tenets, one being that we do kind things for each other without intention of being paid back. However, we pay each other back other ways, however we can. I don't think I could ever resent one of the brightest, kindest, and most hilarious people I have ever known.

Cross my heart and hope to die.

I want to finish this story for you (which is progressing nicely) because it is what I can give to you now. Ever we meet, the dinner would've been on me regardless of this gift, but now that it exists, the dinner and time shared amongst friends will mean that much more when it does happen.

This just kicks so much ass. I have shown some of my friends and they are amazed by it. They think it rocks too.

<takes kleenex> *sniffle* Oh, damn. Here I go again... I sincerely hope that you do decide to attend AC 08. Because I will be going, for reals. Even if all I get out of it is the chance to meet you and Alf, that'll be fine by me.

<Kara comes over and hugs Zeph> What a sweetheart you are!
<Zeph> Thanks, Kara. Though honestly, I think Alex deserves the bigger hug here.
<Kara> Of course. Oh, Mr. Reynaaaaaarrrrd? <Kara holds arms open with expectant look on her face>

"but part of his story is that he controls the element of lightning"

How fucking fortuitous!! I guess the letters themselves spoke to me.

"I don't think I could ever resent one of the brightest, kindest, and most hilarious people I have ever known."

*blushes like crazy* Awwww...

"Cross my heart and hope to die."

...and go to The Naughty Level? Oh boy! :D

"I want to finish this story for you (which is progressing nicely) because it is what I can give to you now."

Well, make sure to give it whatever time it needs. Remember; stories never like to be rushed. Plus, unlike Seemingly Everyone Else On The Internet, I can be patient forever when it comes to free art (long story).

"This just kicks so much ass. I have shown some of my friends and they are amazed by it. They think it rocks too."

Really!? I'm still kinda dazed with happy disbelief, since I wasn't at all sure that I liked how this came out. *shrug* Artists make lousy critics of their own work.

"I sincerely hope that you do decide to attend AC 08. Because I will be going, for reals."

Actually, I had been laboring under the misapprehension that AC was in February. That would've been cutting it pretty close and I probably wouldn't have had as much money as I would have liked. Thankfully, Alfador reminded me it's actually in July, and so I hit myself in the head with many hammers.

"Of course. Oh, Mr. Reynaaaaaarrrrd? <Kara holds arms open with expectant look on her face>"

Who could resist that? *hugs the tinykitty*

"How fucking fortuitous!! I guess the letters themselves spoke to me."

Hey, I think it was awesome. Guess we know each other better than we think, ne?

<"Cross my heart and hope to die.">
"...and go to The Naughty Level? Oh boy! :D"

Ya DAMN SKIPPY I'll be goin there! I would say this, though: I bet that meeting ol Beelzy hissownself would be cooler than shit. If anything, I'd just love to sit down and talk to the big dude. chill with him. Now, as for the sexxors, well maybe I could be convinced, but I think I'd much rather have a go with Llywyalla, the inverse-speech leopard angel. Just, something about her seemed so cute. And it would be nifty to have her say No to...certain things while she gives you the body language sayin "You had better!!!"

"Well, make sure to give it whatever time it needs. Remember; stories never like to be rushed. Plus, unlike Seemingly Everyone Else On The Internet, I can be patient forever when it comes to free art (long story)."

Yeah, well, if it had been short like I had intially thought, it would have been done by now, but as Prof. Frankenstein quoteth: "I have created a monster." But still, the stuff lately that I have been coming up with is better and better. I just finished a tender scene between Danny and of all people, Ruby. Nothin' dirty, mind you, but still, everyone needs someone to lean on when your life has shattered around you, right? <SHAMELESS SPOILER END>

"Really!? I'm still kinda dazed with happy disbelief, since I wasn't at all sure that I liked how this came out. *shrug* Artists make lousy critics of their own work."

Dude, my MOM even found it to be kickass. As far as she knows, however, Zephon T'Sol is only my screenname. Were she to find out the truth about me BEFORE I tell her, well, Alfador may know something about dealing with parents who find out something about you that you want to tell them on your own time.

"Actually, I had been laboring under the misapprehension that AC was in February. That would've been cutting it pretty close and I probably wouldn't have had as much money as I would have liked. Thankfully, Alfador reminded me it's actually in July, and so I hit myself in the head with many hammers."

When exactly in July? I had thought it was June...oh well, anyhow, yeah I will be attending for sure now. Whether or not I get a room at the hotel or somewhere else remains to be seen, but we shall see. And who said you could start the bashing without me? <drops large cartoon mallet>

"Who could resist that? *hugs the tinykitty*"

You have made my muse (and thus, me) a very very happy kitty. As such, we've been typing up a storm here and I doubt she'll let go of me for quite a while. <aside> You loves your hhugs dont'cha?
<Kara> Uh-huh! <toes ground> Can I have another, please?
<Zeph> Oh I don't see why not! <hugs Kara> Anything else?
<Kara nervously toes ground again> Uh, I like him. You said his muse was cute.
<Zeph> Yeah. And?
<Kara> I wanna meet his muse!!! Pleeeeeese?

Well? :)

"Now, as for the sexxors, well maybe I could be convinced, but I think I'd much rather have a go with Llywyalla, the inverse-speech leopard angel."

I would definitely like to be buggered into oblivion by Satan's mighty spiked totem pole, but yeah, Llwyalla has untapped potential. I probably should have her give Bartleby a good yiffing for setting her free. Can you even imagine how good sex with an angel would be!?

"I just finished a tender scene between Danny and of all people, Ruby."

Just don't let Tyler catch them! ...he'll want to join in! ^__^

"Dude, my MOM even found it to be kickass."

That's freakin' splendid. I guess I possess more l33t ambigramming skillz than I thought.

"Alfador may know something about dealing with parents who find out something about you that you want to tell them on your own time."

Actually, he told me that even though his parents are conservative Christians, they know he's gay, and while they may disapprove, they make it clear they still love him. Ironically, that's WAY more Christian behavior than tossing him out or burning him as a witch or something.

"When exactly in July?"

It IS June and I am DOUBLY retarded. *hands you a bigger mallet*
http://www.anthrocon.org/

"<Kara> I wanna meet his muse!!! Pleeeeeese?"

<Alex> Whassup? Here I am. Feel free to adore me! *bats eyelashes*

Did I mention that Alex is _far_ more extroverted than me? ;)

"Can you even imagine how good sex with an angel would be!?"

Yeah, I think I could imagine it and it'd probably be a good thing that I would already be dead, because surely sex of that caliber would undoubtedly blow my mind. Literally. It'd take a bit to get used to her saying "No, oh no!", but I would get used to it. Zephon, being the hero that he is, would tap it, notice she still negates herself and want to find a way to break the curse *permanently*. Knowing him, he'd probably find that way too.

"Just don't let Tyler catch them! ...he'll want to join in! ^__^"

Well, while it would have been fun to turn this naughty, it actually has more of a "I need someone to lean on, can I please just be held and cared about for a few minutes?" feel to it. To put it simply without giving too much away, Danny's whole world has just fallen apart and he finds himself without any idea of what to do. Ruby, sitting next to him in the SUV, does what she does best: be sincere and gentle. I am glad at how it turned out.

"That's freakin' splendid. I guess I possess more l33t ambigramming skillz than I thought."

Yes. Yes you do. Now are you going to put this in the main folder or shall it just stay here in scraps forever? ;)

"Actually, he told me that even though his parents are conservative Christians, they know he's gay, and while they may disapprove, they make it clear they still love him. Ironically, that's WAY more Christian behavior than tossing him out or burning him as a witch or something."

I only read as much as he put in his livejournal, so I guess I know the rest of the story now. Still, I am afraid somewhat that once Mom knows who and WHAT Zephon really is (remember, she thinks Zephon T'Sol is just my gamertag), she'd blow a gasket or something. I know that she wouldn't, but still...I am planning on showing her during Christmas, but the bad part is, I have no reference for what he looks like, seeing as I have no drawing skills and I haven't found anyone who would commission for me. As it is, though, she DEFINITELY ain't gonna know about the cub stuff. Her head really would explode then.

"It IS June and I am DOUBLY retarded. *hands you a bigger mallet*"

<KERWHAMMO!> There! Now that we beat some sense into you, shall we work out plans to meet there or room or something? We gots six months or thereabouts, so we might as well get started planning, right? Lemme know what you and Alf are gonna do and I will try to meet ya'll there. We don't have to hang out all weekend, but I DO owe you that dinner (I do, dammit, so live with it!) and would like to hang with you guys awhile. Let me know more when you know more, okay?

<Alex> Whassup? Here I am. Feel free to adore me! *bats eyelashes*
<Kara> Eeeeeeee!!! He's cute! Zephie, can I go and adore him? <bounces up and down> Pretty please?
<Zeph> Sure, Kara. You two have fun now, ok. And sweetheart? Don't wear him out too badly, ok?
<Kara> I promise! Mwahahahaha <grows itty bitty horns and a crafty smile> C'mere you! <grabs Alex and yoinks him...>

Feel free to continue this little story. She's having a blast, so why can't we all? :p

>Yeah, I think I could imagine it and it'd probably be a good thing that I would already be dead, because surely sex of that caliber would undoubtedly blow my mind. Literally. It'd take a bit to get used to her saying "No, oh no!", but I would get used to it. Zephon, being the hero that he is, would tap it, notice she still negates herself and want to find a way to break the curse *permanently*. Knowing him, he'd probably find that way too.

Actually, I think Llywyalla party enjoys the playful potential of her curse, but she sure as heck wishes it were *optional* for her to talk like that!

>Well, while it would have been fun to turn this naughty, it actually has more of a "I need someone to lean on, can I please just be held and cared about for a few minutes?" feel to it. To put it simply without giving too much away, Danny's whole world has just fallen apart and he finds himself without any idea of what to do. Ruby, sitting next to him in the SUV, does what she does best: be sincere and gentle. I am glad at how it turned out.

How sleep-deprived am I that I actually confused Ruby with Holly there!?

And that does sound sweet. Ruby would be perfect to lie against and be hugged. ^__^

>Yes. Yes you do. Now are you going to put this in the main folder or shall it just stay here in scraps forever?

I will admit to an ulterior motive in putting this in scraps. I wanted you to see it, but I also want 'How It All Began' to stay as my top submission for as long as possible, so more people will read it.

>I only read as much as he put in his livejournal, so I guess I know the rest of the story now. Still, I am afraid somewhat that once Mom knows who and WHAT Zephon really is (remember, she thinks Zephon T'Sol is just my gamertag), she'd blow a gasket or something. I know that she wouldn't, but still...I am planning on showing her during Christmas, but the bad part is, I have no reference for what he looks like, seeing as I have no drawing skills and I haven't found anyone who would commission for me. As it is, though, she DEFINITELY ain't gonna know about the cub stuff. Her head really would explode then.

If Zephon's a human, then I'm unfortunately not the man to draw him for you. I stink at anything realistic and anything furless. (Much as I'd LIKE to, of course...)

><KERWHAMMO!> There! Now that we beat some sense into you, shall we work out plans to meet there or room or something? We gots six months or thereabouts, so we might as well get started planning, right? Lemme know what you and Alf are gonna do and I will try to meet ya'll there. We don't have to hang out all weekend, but I DO owe you that dinner (I do, dammit, so live with it!) and would like to hang with you guys awhile. Let me know more when you know more, okay?

Okey-dokey pukey-dukey. Most likely, Alf 'n I will get a motel room together for the weekend, then dick around at the convention most of the time. There's plenty of time to make concrete plans.

<Kara> I promise! Mwahahahaha <grows itty bitty horns and a crafty smile> C'mere you! <grabs Alex and yoinks him...>

<Alex> *grins a lot* Do what you will with me! I'm a toon. We're pretty darn indestructible. See? *whips out a hatchet and chops off own head. It spins in the air a bit, then plops back onto his neck* Ta-daaa!

"Actually, I think Llywyalla party enjoys the playful potential of her curse, but she sure as heck wishes it were *optional* for her to talk like that!"

Optionality, huh? Well, like I said, Zeph would probably find a way to if not cure her, at least to give her the choice. He's pretty resourceful, though probably not as much as Bartleby is.

"How sleep-deprived am I that I actually confused Ruby with Holly there!?"

Hey, it happens! Though Holly is not there at the moment, I am sure that once they meet, Danny'd like her just fine.

"And that does sound sweet. Ruby would be perfect to lie against and be hugged. ^__^"

I know you said not to be proud of what you write, but I *was* surprised at what came off the ol clawtips on this part. It almost belongs in a Disney flick or something.

"I will admit to an ulterior motive in putting this in scraps. I wanted you to see it, but I also want 'How It All Began' to stay as my top submission for as long as possible, so more people will read it."

You crafty fox, you! That's ok with me, I don't mind at all. HIAB is a wonderful story and deserves top spot for a good long while. Whenever you decide to give the ZT ambigram to FA for real is cool with me. I know it rocks and that's good enough for me.

"If Zephon's a human, then I'm unfortunately not the man to draw him for you. I stink at anything realistic and anything furless. (Much as I'd LIKE to, of course...)"

Nowwaitaminnit. I saw that Squirrel Girl drawing. That looked damn fine to me, but as it so happens, Zephon IS a wolf. The artist behind him is human (i.e. me), but Zephon T'sol is all wolf, baby. I guess maybe I wasn't as clear as I should have been. Think of it this way: Zephon T'Sol is my gamertag, my avatar, main character, and writer name. Kara hangs around as his/my muse and is also a character as well. Does that kinda clear things up?

"Okey-dokey pukey-dukey. Most likely, Alf 'n I will get a motel room together for the weekend, then dick around at the convention most of the time. There's plenty of time to make concrete plans."

Well, unless you two want to have a motel room alone, I would have no problems paying third and, so long as you let me have a spare pillow and comforter, I could sleep on the floor easily (having done so plenty of times in the past). As you say, we've got puh-LENTY of time to figure it out. Such as it is, though, it looks like I'll be flying in as airfare would be immensely cheaper than driving, but I may change that as well.

<Alex> *grins a lot* Do what you will with me! I'm a toon. We're pretty darn indestructible. See? *whips out a hatchet and chops off own head. It spins in the air a bit, then plops back onto his neck* Ta-daaa!
<Kara> Oooooooooooooo! <claps appreciatively> Cool! He's neat, Zephie!
<Zeph> He is indeed, hun. Show him your stuff.
<Kara> Ok! You ready, foxie-boy? *sits down and begins to lick the inside of her legs as only a cat can* You getting the idea yet, flufferstuff?
<Zeph> You gonna open your pocket dimension o' goodies, yet?
<Kara> Not yet! I wanna see what he does! *gives Alex "the eyes"*

*...and T'Sol passes the ball off to Reynard!*

"I know you said not to be proud of what you write, but I *was* surprised at what came off the ol clawtips on this part. It almost belongs in a Disney flick or something."

Hey, hey, hey!! I never said that! I said don't be *overly* proud of what you write. Like, don't blab about it to the point where everyone else wants to kill you and don't turn into one of these people who thinks their most meager, mediocre efforts are likened to the freakin' mona Lisa. Hell, most writers need to be TOLD to take pride in their work because most of us are ridiculously overcritical of ourselves. I'll freely admit being tickled-proud-pink over Ghost Story and plenty more of my writings.

"You crafty fox, you! That's ok with me, I don't mind at all. HIAB is a wonderful story and deserves top spot for a good long while. Whenever you decide to give the ZT ambigram to FA for real is cool with me. I know it rocks and that's good enough for me."

Nothin' personal, it's just the top spot gets looked at most. And if I get one new person to read one of my stories, maybe I can get them to read more of 'em!

And ZT, eh? Puh-leez tell me your middle name starts with an I! ;)

"Nowwaitaminnit. I saw that Squirrel Girl drawing. That looked damn fine to me, but as it so happens, Zephon IS a wolf. The artist behind him is human (i.e. me), but Zephon T'sol is all wolf, baby. I guess maybe I wasn't as clear as I should have been. Think of it this way: Zephon T'Sol is my gamertag, my avatar, main character, and writer name. Kara hangs around as his/my muse and is also a character as well. Does that kinda clear things up?"

Squirrelgirl may have looked okay, but I must've drawn and redrawn her face a brazillion times. No natural talent in that area, nosiree. And if you're a wolf, that changes things. I might theoretically be able to draw you if you give me some details to work with. Kara, too.

"Well, unless you two want to have a motel room alone, I would have no problems paying third"

As a matter of fact... Let's just say we probably wouldn't be able to [CENSORED IN THE NAME OF GOOD TASTE] all night with you in the room, capisce?

<Kara> Oooooooooooooo! <claps appreciatively> Cool! He's neat, Zephie!
<Zeph> He is indeed, hun. Show him your stuff.
<Kara> Ok! You ready, foxie-boy? *sits down and begins to lick the inside of her legs as only a cat can* You getting the idea yet, flufferstuff?
<Zeph> You gonna open your pocket dimension o' goodies, yet?
<Kara> Not yet! I wanna see what he does! *gives Alex "the eyes"*

<Alex> Wowee! Pussy pussy! ...if you'll pardon my indescribable crudeness. *takes a running leap and literally muff-dives, ending up with his whole head inside Kara* Well, I'm stuck. THAT was smart...

"Hey, hey, hey!! I never said that! I said don't be *overly* proud of what you write. Like, don't blab about it to the point where everyone else wants to kill you and don't turn into one of these people who thinks their most meager, mediocre efforts are likened to the freakin' mona Lisa. Hell, most writers need to be TOLD to take pride in their work because most of us are ridiculously overcritical of ourselves. I'll freely admit being tickled-proud-pink over Ghost Story and plenty more of my writings."

Kay! I do like how it turned out, but I ain't done yet! Still got lots to do on the whole story, but hopefully it'll turn out well.

"Nothin' personal, it's just the top spot gets looked at most. And if I get one new person to read one of my stories, maybe I can get them to read more of 'em!"

As I said, perfectly fine with me! It's your art, it's your choice! I'm still tickled pink over having something made for me and have it made so well at the same time! Yayzars!

"And ZT, eh? Puh-leez tell me your middle name starts with an I! "

<level gaze> Wow. No, it doesn't, but then again, I have no idea what Zeph's middle name really is. Guess I never thought of it. Hmmmm, must rectify this...but no, it won't start with an I...Shame on you for making such a lowbrow joke. :)

"Squirrelgirl may have looked okay, but I must've drawn and redrawn her face a brazillion times. No natural talent in that area, nosiree. And if you're a wolf, that changes things. I might theoretically be able to draw you if you give me some details to work with. Kara, too."

Well, I still thought it looked good! And if you want details, I can provide them, but do you want to be commissioned for this? I can pay no problem! As for details...

<cracks fingers, looks at mangled hands, shakes them better and begins> Zephon T'sol stands roughly 6 feet tall, average build, not overly muscular, but still soft enough to be a decent fur to snuggle against. A grey wolf, he has grey fur with a white tummy and white paws and muzzle. His hair is brownish-black, long enough to be tied in a ponytail behind his head and he usually gels the front to spike up just a bit. His clothing of choice is a blue shirt, black vest, jeans and Altama tan suede boots, although he is known to wear black fingerless gloves every now and then. He has blue eyes and a rogueish smile. <optional here> He only carries one piece of equipment, his treasured Orion Sabre, a broadsword with a blue crystal embedded in the handguard.

Kara Galeweaver, Zephon's (and my) muse, is a pinkfurred cat with a white muzzle and paws. She stands from anywhere between 6 inches (on shoulder), one foot (on desk with me), or, if she's feeling frisky, she can alter her height to about 5 and a half feet. She of soft build, not as muscular as Zeph, has a wonderful chest and hips, and usually wears not much more than a lavender sports bra and spandex shorts (ostensibly to keep me inspired!!). Her hair is a luscious red and trails down to about the middle of her back, but she does tie it up from time to time. Her tail is not a poofy tail, but still sleek and lithe. She takes to sitting on Zeph's shoulder and talking to him, or curling up on his desk and being cute for him.

That work?

"As a matter of fact... Let's just say we probably wouldn't be able to [CENSORED IN THE NAME OF GOOD TASTE] all night with you in the room, capisce?"

<blushes furiously!> Well, then! I guess I can find another room near yours or maybe one at the center then! I don't wanna intrude on you two boys havin fun together! :)

<Alex> Wowee! Pussy pussy! ...if you'll pardon my indescribable crudeness. *takes a running leap and literally muff-dives, ending up with his whole head inside Kara* Well, I'm stuck. THAT was smart...
<Kara> OooooooOOooohhh! I didn't know I could do that, either! Mmmm, you DO feel wonderful in there, tho.
<Zeph> Hey, I ain't got any objections. <glances down> Nope, none at all. Keep it goin, hun!
<Kara> Oh, but I will! *ponders the stuckness of alex, then shrugs and begins shredding his shirt off* Well, for starters, you won't be needing this! Now that we've taken care of that...*Kara grins mischieviously and with more than a little lust* let's make you a bit more comfy, shall we?
<Zeph> Alex, my friend, we may have started something grand here...
*Kara grabs MuseAlex's waist and begins to grapple him _further_ up inside her, her tummy beginning to bulge outward...*

"As I said, perfectly fine with me! It's your art, it's your choice! I'm still tickled pink over having something made for me and have it made so well at the same time! Yayzars!"

IMMA CHARGIN MAH YAYZARS

I know, I know. I am _deeply_ ashamed for making a 4chan joke, but it simply had to be done.

"<level gaze> Wow. No, it doesn't, but then again, I have no idea what Zeph's middle name really is. Guess I never thought of it. Hmmmm, must rectify this...but no, it won't start with an I...Shame on you for making such a lowbrow joke."

When are my jokes anything BUT lowbow? Poop ass butts hysterectomy cock-snot!

"Well, I still thought it looked good! And if you want details, I can provide them, but do you want to be commissioned for this? I can pay no problem! As for details..."

*gapes openmouthed* You want to Pay Me? You want to pay ME!? As in, money!?!?

*laughs for eighty years*

No, seriously. While i am kind of astonished anyone would pay money for my not-exactly-DaVincian doodles, if you wanna; that's cool by me. *blush* The thing is, I would have absolutely no idea what to charge for a commission. What do YOU think's fair?

BTW, after reading the description, I think that may be do-able, especially considering if I were to draw Kara in there, she'd likely be on his shoulder, which would mean tight cropping, possibly above the waist. Which is good because I can't draw shoes Worth A Fuck.

"<blushes furiously!> Well, then! I guess I can find another room near yours or maybe one at the center then! I don't wanna intrude on you two boys havin fun together!"

Well, I'm certainly glad you're not all grossed-out by the concept! A lot of people would be. In fact, if I told my best RL friend I had gay sex at a furry con, he would probably barf until the end of time. (The dude does not even masturbate. I know! Poor schmuck.)

<Kara> OooooooOOooohhh! I didn't know I could do that, either! Mmmm, you DO feel wonderful in there, tho.
<Zeph> Hey, I ain't got any objections. <glances down> Nope, none at all. Keep it goin, hun!
<Kara> Oh, but I will! *ponders the stuckness of alex, then shrugs and begins shredding his shirt off* Well, for starters, you won't be needing this! Now that we've taken care of that...*Kara grins mischieviously and with more than a little lust* let's make you a bit more comfy, shall we?
<Zeph> Alex, my friend, we may have started something grand here...
*Kara grabs MuseAlex's waist and begins to grapple him _further_ up inside her, her tummy beginning to bulge outward...*

<Alex> WELL GEE, WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY FORSEEN THAT? *The fox slides in like a graceful linguini noodle, more than happy to be slurped up your kittyhole* Groovy accomodations, Kara! Silky smoooth! *Soon there's just a tailtip and two chocolate-colored paws pokin' out*

"IMMA CHARGIN MAH YAYZARS
I know, I know. I am _deeply_ ashamed for making a 4chan joke, but it simply had to be done."

Urgh. I feel violated and yet, I still laughed for quite some time. Gotta love that 4chan, it's like an emo kid; it just loves to be hated.

"When are my jokes anything BUT lowbrow? Poop ass butts hysterectomy cock-snot!"

Yeah, I know. I should've seen it coming anyhow. Meh, must be late, so I better be hittin the sack soon. And NO, not YOUR sack...

"*gapes openmouthed* You want to Pay Me? You want to pay ME!? As in, money!?!?"

No, I was thinking more along the lines of rubber washers.

"*laughs for eighty years*"

<Zeph taps foot and looks at watch, waiting for eighty years to pass> Any minnit now...

"No, seriously. While i am kind of astonished anyone would pay money for my not-exactly-DaVincian doodles, if you wanna; that's cool by me. *blush* The thing is, I would have absolutely no idea what to charge for a commission. What do YOU think's fair?"

Well, from what I have seen in my travels around FA, most artist charge between $10-20 per colored and inked project. Whatever you wanna do is fine by me, but we can still call it that whole dinner thing too if it really makes you uncomfortable. It's entirely up to you, though I will say that I have seen some assclowns around here charge almost $50 per commision and their shit is WAHHAHAAY worse than yours.

Which is to say, pretty much 90% of the artists here. Yours truly included! ;)

"BTW, after reading the description, I think that may be do-able, especially considering if I were to draw Kara in there, she'd likely be on his shoulder, which would mean tight cropping, possibly above the waist. Which is good because I can't draw shoes Worth A Fuck."

That's ok, Zeph sometimes goes barefoot, too, but above the waist sounds good. Especially if Kara is sittin on his/my shoulder, I _know_ it's gonna be cute. But be gentle now! I loves me my Kara and Zephon, m'kay? :D

"Well, I'm certainly glad you're not all grossed-out by the concept! A lot of people would be. In fact, if I told my best RL friend I had gay sex at a furry con, he would probably barf until the end of time. (The dude does not even masturbate. I know! Poor schmuck.)"

Well, I will say this: I am a straight shooter, no doubts there, but even if the concept and mental pictures might make me a bit...uneasy...I have NO right to start preaching about how gross and icky and blahblahblah. What you do to have a good time is what you do! I can find something to occupy my time if you need to *ahem* be alone with someone for a bit. Believe me, I went to college for some 3 1/2 years. I know what it's like trying to get a moment alone with some hot young thing and having to juggle a roommate out the door. It really doesn't offend me at all. Besides, I'd probably drive you nuts after awhile and you would *WANT* me to go away for awhile, anyhow if I hung around you too much.

<And now, back to our Feature Presentation>

<Alex> WELL GEE, WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY FORSEEN THAT? *The fox slides in like a graceful linguini noodle, more than happy to be slurped up your kittyhole* Groovy accomodations, Kara! Silky smoooth! *Soon there's just a tailtip and two chocolate-colored paws pokin' out*
<Kara> Hey, Zeph tells me things about you! And... <she adds, rubbing her big belly softly> I happen to like this kind of thing.
<Zeph> For the record, so do I, but Kara seems to pull it off much better than I.
*Kara grunts a bit with effort and SHLOOP! Alex goes all the way in!* <Kara> Comfy in there? I could put in a tv or a minibar or something if you want...
*The musekitty stands with some effort and lurches her way, belly full of toonfox, to a corner of the room, where she starts assembling something...*

Is it wrong to be enjoying these emails both for the talk AND the dirtyliciousness of the story we have rampaging here? ;)

>Urgh. I feel violated and yet, I still laughed for quite some time. Gotta love that 4chan, it's like an emo kid; it just loves to be hated.

4chan is like... It's like... It's like 2Girls1Cup.com. It's horrible, you know it's wrong, but it's SO bad, you can't stop yourself from watching and laughing in horror.

>No, I was thinking more along the lines of rubber washers.

You could always pay me in Cheez-Its. Or Rolos!

>Well, from what I have seen in my travels around FA, most artist charge between $10-20 per colored and inked project. Whatever you wanna do is fine by me, but we can still call it that whole dinner thing too if it really makes you uncomfortable.

Oh, it's not that it makes me uncomfortable! Hell, money makes me *very* comfortable. I'm just flattered to the nth degree by the very idea. So, um, twelve bucks? *shrugs* I'll be sure to scan you the pencils first before I ink it, and then the inks before I color it.

I won't know if I'll do line color or shadow effects until I've colored it; some pics are improved by them, others just look too busy.

>It's entirely up to you, though I will say that I have seen some assclowns around here charge almost $50 per commision and their shit is WAHHAHAAY worse than yours.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Why can't people understand the simple principle that if you overprice your product to impossible levels, you will not get ANY money because NO ONE will be dumb enough to buy it!?

>Which is to say, pretty much 90% of the artists here. Yours truly included!

Oh, i wouldn't say that! There's a lot more people here I look at and acknowledge they're more talented than me art-wise than look at and laugh derisively. I'd say I'm better than no more than 50%. Tops!

>That's ok, Zeph sometimes goes barefoot, too, but above the waist sounds good. Especially if Kara is sittin on his/my shoulder, I _know_ it's gonna be cute. But be gentle now! I loves me my Kara and Zephon, m'kay? :D

The immediate image that springs to mind is her sitin' on your shoulder, chatting, looking like she's giving you story ideas.

>Well, I will say this: I am a straight shooter, no doubts there, but even if the concept and mental pictures might make me a bit...uneasy...I have NO right to start preaching about how gross and icky and blahblahblah. What you do to have a good time is what you do! I can find something to occupy my time if you need to *ahem* be alone with someone for a bit. Believe me, I went to college for some 3 1/2 years. I know what it's like trying to get a moment alone with some hot young thing and having to juggle a roommate out the door. It really doesn't offend me at all. Besides, I'd probably drive you nuts after awhile and you would *WANT* me to go away for awhile, anyhow if I hung around you too much.

You sir, would make an *excellent* wingman! No cock-blockage from Zephon, nosiree-bob! ;)

<And now, back to our Feature Presentation>

<Kara> Hey, Zeph tells me things about you! And... <she adds, rubbing her big belly softly> I happen to like this kind of thing.
<Zeph> For the record, so do I, but Kara seems to pull it off much better than I.
*Kara grunts a bit with effort and SHLOOP! Alex goes all the way in!* <Kara> Comfy in there? I could put in a tv or a minibar or something if you want...
*The musekitty stands with some effort and lurches her way, belly full of toonfox, to a corner of the room, where she starts assembling something...*

<Alex> *Alex 'shloop's up inside with a murr, feeling his toes engulfed in warm kittyskin. He is sucked up into Kara's womb, where it takes him a few seconds to get used to breathing amniotic fluid (like the cute little ratty in The Abyss)* And no, my dear, you don't have to add a thing! There's plenty to interest me in here as it is! ...Plus, I'm a teetotaler. *Alex lays back and starts to get melty, like a candle dripping from all parts at once. Soon he is just a happy puddle of orange toon foxliquid* Ahhhhh... Dang, that's a stress reliever! ^__^

>Is it wrong to be enjoying these emails both for the talk AND the dirtyliciousness of the story we have rampaging here?

Absolutely not! *grins* Although keep in mind, you ARE having an erotic RP with another dood. ;D

Wow, I get online and I see you updated not half a minnit ago!

"4chan is like... It's like... It's like 2Girls1Cup.com. It's horrible, you know it's wrong, but it's SO bad, you can't stop yourself from watching and laughing in horror."

I know. I've seen it. Nuff said...

"You could always pay me in Cheez-Its. Or Rolos!"
"Oh, it's not that it makes me uncomfortable! Hell, money makes me *very* comfortable. I'm just flattered to the nth degree by the very idea. So, um, twelve bucks? *shrugs* I'll be sure to scan you the pencils first before I ink it, and then the inks before I color it."

But I thought you wanted Cheezits...Twelve bucks sounds spiffy to me, so how you wanna be paid? Got paypal or something? And I would be very much appreciative to see how its done!

"I won't know if I'll do line color or shadow effects until I've colored it; some pics are improved by them, others just look too busy."

Knowing how your stuff is, I think I will be happy no matter HOW it turns out.

"HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Why can't people understand the simple principle that if you overprice your product to impossible levels, you will not get ANY money because NO ONE will be dumb enough to buy it!?"

You'd think Porsche dealers would understand this, but nooooooo...

"Oh, i wouldn't say that! There's a lot more people here I look at and acknowledge they're more talented than me art-wise than look at and laugh derisively. I'd say I'm better than no more than 50%. Tops!"

Well, at least you are a humble arteest, rather than one who proclaims to the world that his shit don't stink...<coughacorndeercough>



"The immediate image that springs to mind is her sitin' on your shoulder, chatting, looking like she's giving you story ideas."

Oooooooo, I likkeeey! Sounds nifty! I caint wait to see this, I am on pins and needles! You wanna be paid before its started or after its finished?

"You sir, would make an *excellent* wingman! No cock-blockage from Zephon, nosiree-bob! "

Hey, I've had to learn the hard way that sometimes, people wanna be left alone for a bit. It's probably why I take my DS everywhere with me when I am not at home. That way, if someone wants some time away from me, I can still entertain myself. AC, however, should have plenty to keep me occupied if'n you and Alf wanna "go out the side exit" for a while.

So long as we can shake hands and have a dinner, I will be a very pleased wolf.

<Alex> *Alex 'shloop's up inside with a murr, feeling his toes engulfed in warm kittyskin. He is sucked up into Kara's womb, where it takes him a few seconds to get used to breathing amniotic fluid (like the cute little ratty in The Abyss)* And no, my dear, you don't have to add a thing! There's plenty to interest me in here as it is! ...Plus, I'm a teetotaler. *Alex lays back and starts to get melty, like a candle dripping from all parts at once. Soon he is just a happy puddle of orange toon foxliquid* Ahhhhh... Dang, that's a stress reliever! ^__^
<Kara> Oooo, you feel sooo good inside me like that! Pity I can't keep you here for a long time. Plus, I have ideas!
<Zeph> What're you doing over there?
*Kara pulls a pour-in mold from her pocket dimension and places the funnel between her legs* I just had an idea for something Alex may wanna try! *With a small grunt of effort, she begins to push the soup that is Alex from her womb into the funnel. Slowly, like thick paste, he slurps into the mold*
<Kara> You are gonna loooove this! *she picks up the mold and concentrates. The mold begins to heat itself, and soon, a few minutes later, it falls off, leaving an orange-tinted, slightly fuzzy, two eyed cannon shell in her paws*
<Zeph> Hooooooboy.
<Kara> Now where did I leave that howizter?

"Absolutely not! *grins* Although keep in mind, you ARE having an erotic RP with another dood. "

Hasn't bothered me yet! And besides, it doesn't have to be 100% erotic, right? Maybe Kara up there might wanna have a bit of toony fun with her playmate before she gets done to the horizontal tango (which I haven't ruled out yet!!!).

Besides, I love bouncing ideas like this off someone with enough panache to make em even better when he returns the serve. ;)

>Wow, I get online and I see you updated not half a minnit ago!

I'm faster than a peeing bullet.

>I know. I've seen it. Nuff said...

Yes, but you know the real reason 2Girls1Cup.com exists, right? The Reaction Videos!!! Type 2 Girls 1 Cup into YouTube and you will be watching people watch it for hours. Comedy Fuckin' Gold.

>But I thought you wanted Cheezits...Twelve bucks sounds spiffy to me, so how you wanna be paid? Got paypal or something? And I would be very much appreciative to see how its done!

I indeed have Paypal, although I'm not sure how to use it outside of eBay. You'll have to show me.

>Knowing how your stuff is, I think I will be happy no matter HOW it turns out.

Awwww. *bashfulfox*

>You'd think Porsche dealers would understand this, but nooooooo...

Au contraire! There is actually a lot of business sense in pricing things *ridiculously* expensive, because there's a certain point where the sheer unattainability will make people want it. (Mostly white people.) It goes like;

Dirt cheap - very desirable, but suspicious
Reasonably priced - desirable
Mildly expensive - will grudgingly pay, might haggle
Expensive - undesirable
Retardedly expensive - laugh-in-your-face
Ridiculously retardedly expensive - maximum desirability

>Well, at least you are a humble arteest, rather than one who proclaims to the world that his shit don't stink...<coughacorndeercough>

ROTFL!!! That was classic, right there. and BTW, my shit DOES stink. In fact, I often smell up the bathroom so bad my family members jump out the window. *strangely proud*

>Oooooooo, I likkeeey! Sounds nifty! I caint wait to see this, I am on pins and needles! You wanna be paid before its started or after its finished?

Um... I'm gonna go against the grain and insist you pay me only when it's done to your satisfaction. I'm no fool; with a complete stranger I'd ask for munny up front. But you, I know, so I'm not worried.

>Hey, I've had to learn the hard way that sometimes, people wanna be left alone for a bit. It's probably why I take my DS everywhere with me when I am not at home. That way, if someone wants some time away from me, I can still entertain myself. AC, however, should have plenty to keep me occupied if'n you and Alf wanna "go out the side exit" for a while.

Isn't that a rock band; AC/DS?

*drives steel railroad spike into face for that pun*

>So long as we can shake hands and have a dinner, I will be a very pleased wolf.

Me likewise! ...except for the wolf part.

Actually, given that you're a wolf and I'm a fox, maybe I could BE the dinner? ^__^

><Kara> Oooo, you feel sooo good inside me like that! Pity I can't keep you here for a long time. Plus, I have ideas!
<Zeph> What're you doing over there?
*Kara pulls a pour-in mold from her pocket dimension and places the funnel between her legs* I just had an idea for something Alex may wanna try! *With a small grunt of effort, she begins to push the soup that is Alex from her womb into the funnel. Slowly, like thick paste, he slurps into the mold*
<Kara> You are gonna loooove this! *she picks up the mold and concentrates. The mold begins to heat itself, and soon, a few minutes later, it falls off, leaving an orange-tinted, slightly fuzzy, two eyed cannon shell in her paws*
<Zeph> Hooooooboy.
<Kara> Now where did I leave that howizter?

<Alex> FUCK YEAH!!! I've always wondered what it'd be like to be ammunition. I _certainly_ like exploding! And if I may kype a line from The Tick, "Fire me, boy!!!"

>Hasn't bothered me yet! And besides, it doesn't have to be 100% erotic, right? Maybe Kara up there might wanna have a bit of toony fun with her playmate before she gets done to the horizontal tango (which I haven't ruled out yet!!!).

If unbirth ain't considered erotic enough for you, I'd hate to be your penis. Friction burns much? *tee hee*

>Besides, I love bouncing ideas like this off someone with enough panache to make em even better when he returns the serve.

EROTIC TENNIS FTW!

>Yes, but you know the real reason 2Girls1Cup.com exists, right? The Reaction Videos!!! Type 2 Girls 1 Cup into YouTube and you will be watching people watch it for hours. Comedy Fuckin' Gold.

I did so and promptly found myself amazed by the raw plutonium guts that Wyclef has. Fucker ate corn on the COB through the whole thing and didn't even flinch! I made it about 30 seconds in and damn near tossed my cookies.

>I indeed have Paypal, although I'm not sure how to use it outside of eBay. You'll have to show me.

It's a snap. When we get to that part of the process, I'll show you how.

>Au contraire! There is actually a lot of business sense in pricing things *ridiculously* expensive, because there's a certain point where the sheer unattainability will make people want it.

Yeah, I guess that's about right. Personally, I would love to have a Mercedes-Benz McLaren, but I don't believe I have 300k just lyin around. If I did, I wouldn't be in the Army right now.

>ROTFL!!! That was classic, right there. and BTW, my shit DOES stink. In fact, I often smell up the bathroom so bad my family members jump out the window. *strangely proud*

As does mine, amigo! I cleared out the entire dayroom once at work with a burrito shit that was damn near musical. Wish you had been there! As it is, I am glad you got the reference. :)

>Um... I'm gonna go against the grain and insist you pay me only when it's done to your satisfaction. I'm no fool; with a complete stranger I'd ask for munny up front. But you, I know, so I'm not worried.

Well, I am sure we can work through the art process no prob, but most likely, the only beefs I would have would be with the colorings. Still gotta see something before we go further, so anyhow! *blush!* And thanks for the vote of confidence, too!

>Isn't that a rock band; AC/DS?
>*drives steel railroad spike into face for that pun*

<Kara> You know, for a pun that bad, I may not follow through on my fun idea...
<Zeph> Who are you kiddin', kitten?

>Me likewise! ...except for the wolf part.
>Actually, given that you're a wolf and I'm a fox, maybe I could BE the dinner? ^__^

Well, Kara gets her fun first. After that, <crafty smile> we'll see...

<Kara> Ahhh, there it is. *still fairly wet from having a toonfox jammed up her ladyparts, Kara stuffs BulletAlex into the 105mm howitzer and aims it at the large bullseye on the far wall* Mmmmmm, this is so hot somehow!
<Zeph> Alex is surely loving this, i'd bet.
<Kara> Hope there's enough for me to snuggle with after! *and with that, she plunks a vintage WWII helmut on her head and screams* FOR THE MOTHER COUNTRY! *yank!*

KERBOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! *Alex rockets out of the chamber, flies across the room, and impacts messily on the wall.

*Kara walks over, having had a mild orgasm from firing a large bore cannon and scrapes what's left of Alex into a bucket* You tired yet, Mr. Toonyfox? Cuz I still wanna play...*she smiles lovingly at her playmate, her hands moving down her tummy to her dripping crotch* Your turn...

>If unbirth ain't considered erotic enough for you, I'd hate to be your penis. Friction burns much? *tee hee*

Oh, its puh-lenty erotic enough for ME, but as for Kara, weeeelll...<crafty smile again> You'll see...

>EROTIC TENNIS FTW!

CANI HAZ PRONS AND BAHLUNIES NOWPLZ? Urgh, I feel dumber having typed that...

>I did so and promptly found myself amazed by the raw plutonium guts that Wyclef has. Fucker ate corn on the COB through the whole thing and didn't even flinch! I made it about 30 seconds in and damn near tossed my cookies.

When I watched it, I merely chuckled and shook my head. Scat that raw is not my thing, but I'm not averse to the *idea*. Like, toony poop can be yiffy. 'Specially if you're in the naughty level and you can squeeze out chocolate brownies if you wanna.

>It's a snap. When we get to that part of the process, I'll show you how.

I have no doubt. Paypal's been nothing but easy to use since I started with it.

>Yeah, I guess that's about right. Personally, I would love to have a Mercedes-Benz McLaren, but I don't believe I have 300k just lyin around. If I did, I wouldn't be in the Army right now.

For me? I'd have a hard time deciding between a red Lamborghini Countach, a DeLorian DMC-12 with a swapped-out engine, a black '77 Corvette Stingray or a blue-and-orange Ford GT40. *starts masturbating like crazy*

>As does mine, amigo! I cleared out the entire dayroom once at work with a burrito shit that was damn near musical. Wish you had been there! As it is, I am glad you got the reference.

We are odiferous fellows. ^__^

>Well, I am sure we can work through the art process no prob, but most likely, the only beefs I would have would be with the colorings. Still gotta see something before we go further, so anyhow! *blush!* And thanks for the vote of confidence, too!

That's the nice thing about the fill tool; you can cange colors in a single click. Unlike working with markers 'n colored pencils.

><Kara> You know, for a pun that bad, I may not follow through on my fun idea...
<Zeph> Who are you kiddin', kitten?

EEEEK!!! I'll be good! *whimper*

>Well, Kara gets her fun first. After that, <crafty smile> we'll see...

I'm *extremely* edible, just so you know. I've been told I taste like hard salami. ^__^

><Kara> Ahhh, there it is. *still fairly wet from having a toonfox jammed up her ladyparts, Kara stuffs BulletAlex into the 105mm howitzer and aims it at the large bullseye on the far wall* Mmmmmm, this is so hot somehow!
<Zeph> Alex is surely loving this, i'd bet.
<Kara> Hope there's enough for me to snuggle with after! *and with that, she plunks a vintage WWII helmut on her head and screams* FOR THE MOTHER COUNTRY! *yank!*
>KERBOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! *Alex rockets out of the chamber, flies across the room, and impacts messily on the wall.
>*Kara walks over, having had a mild orgasm from firing a large bore cannon and scrapes what's left of Alex into a bucket* You tired yet, Mr. Toonyfox? Cuz I still wanna play...*she smiles lovingly at her playmate, her hands moving down her tummy to her dripping crotch* Your turn...

<Alex> *gurgles of pure glee come from the bucket* You know, up until this point, I totally didn't understand the gun fetish. Now I think I do. Power is the sexiest thing of all, and what's more powerful than the ability to create big motherfucking booms?
*oozes out of the barrel and dusts himself off* That was more fun than I've had in a while, sugarkitten. But now lemme show you what a *real* kamoom's like! *in a flash, Alex goes into a spin. Ropes fly all around Kara and within moments she finds herself tied (quite comfortably) to an atomic bomb. Alex is tangled up with her. He gives her a dashing grin* Yes, I meant to do that. Wanna go out with a bang? *pulls lever* Toons awaaaay!!!

>Oh, its puh-lenty erotic enough for ME, but as for Kara, weeeelll...<crafty smile again> You'll see...

Can't wait! *claps paws*

>CANI HAZ PRONS AND BAHLUNIES NOWPLZ? Urgh, I feel dumber having typed that...

I try to intentionally misspell stuff in the strictest moderation. It's not good for your brain cells.

>When I watched it, I merely chuckled and shook my head. Scat that raw is not my thing, but I'm not averse to the *idea*. Like, toony poop can be yiffy. 'Specially if you're in the naughty level and you can squeeze out chocolate brownies if you wanna.

Now THAT would be awesome. Specially if Xander's mom made 'em. I know she's married, but hey, nothing like that milf vibe to get you harder than Chinese Algebra.

>I have no doubt. Paypal's been nothing but easy to use since I started with it.

Great! Then what we can do is this: You create and if you have any questions or think I need to see something on it, you show me. We work together on it, then when we both say it's finished, I'll send you the 12 dollars and we can all rub one out happily!

<blush> Did I say that last part aloud?

>For me? I'd have a hard time deciding between a red Lamborghini Countach, a DeLorian DMC-12 with a swapped-out engine, a black '77 Corvette Stingray or a blue-and-orange Ford GT40. *starts masturbating like crazy*

Well, if I had to throw in another choice or two, I think I would go with my McLaren, a 76 Black Trans Am (my half-brother has one and it kicks so much ass), or a Corvette C6. Paintjobs would have to be a nifty silver and blue combo.

>We are odiferous fellows. ^__^

Yesindeedilydoo!

>That's the nice thing about the fill tool; you can cange colors in a single click. Unlike working with markers 'n colored pencils.

I can't wait to see it! <claps with glee and bounces around like a 10 year old getting his first Xbox 360> Seriously, have you ever seen those kids? It's like they are MADE of energy. Cuter than hell.

>EEEEK!!! I'll be good! *whimper*

<Kara> You had better! *caresses cheek* I haven't had fun like this in a long while, toonyfox!

>I'm *extremely* edible, just so you know. I've been told I taste like hard salami. ^__^

Oy, did you intend that pun or did it just come out? Either way, double oy...

<Alex> *gurgles of pure glee come from the bucket* You know, up until this point, I totally didn't understand the gun fetish. Now I think I do. Power is the sexiest thing of all, and what's more powerful than the ability to create big motherfucking booms?
*oozes out of the barrel and dusts himself off* That was more fun than I've had in a while, sugarkitten. But now lemme show you what a *real* kamoom's like! *in a flash, Alex goes into a spin. Ropes fly all around Kara and within moments she finds herself tied (quite comfortably) to an atomic bomb. Alex is tangled up with her. He gives her a dashing grin* Yes, I meant to do that. Wanna go out with a bang? *pulls lever* Toons awaaaay!!!

<Zeph> *grabs RealAlex and starts runnin!* Amigo, I think we need to exit stage left here for a second! Yoink!
<Kara> *Notices timer and hatch opening, then gets her best idea yet* Say hun, since we'll be going off together anyhow, wanna ride me in like "Slim Pickins"? *with that, the musekitty manages to loosen Alex just enough for him to be on top of her. The timer reads "0:36 BEFORE DROP!"* I wanna be ridden in, hard!!
<Zeph> *from safety of Bomb Shelter* I'd do what she says, buddy!
<Kara> Please make it feel so good! Oh please, my toonyfox? Here, you can have this too! *hands Alex a ten-gallon cowboy hat*

>Can't wait! *claps paws*

Hey, Zephon and I can be convinced to do naughty stuff every now and again! We usually leave it to Kara considering she's the better looking one of us (<kara *still strapped to A-Bomb*> awww, thank you sweetie!), but Zeph may be willing to have some toonish, vorish fun once we get done with Kara and MuseAlex's adventures. What say you?

>I try to intentionally misspell stuff in the strictest moderation. It's not good for your brain cells.

I misspell all the time without meaning to, but you have to wonder just how many times those wastes of air at 4chan were dropped on their heads as kids...

Posts gettin' skinny again. Gotta put a stop to that...

>Now THAT would be awesome. Specially if Xander's mom made 'em. I know she's married, but hey, nothing like that milf vibe to get you harder than Chinese Algebra.

LOL!!! I have not heard the Chinese algebaa line in a while. Dunno why it tickles me so.

Actually, I'm sort of fiddling with a Bartleby story where Lexi introduces him to the world of diapers. He's a bit reluctant at first, until she tells him he doesn't have to poop *poop* if he doesn't want to. Intrigued, he excetes a candy bar, still in wrapper!

Later he pees pineapple juice. ^__^

>Great! Then what we can do is this: You create and if you have any questions or think I need to see something on it, you show me. We work together on it, then when we both say it's finished, I'll send you the 12 dollars and we can all rub one out happily!

Exactly how I envisioned it!

>Well, if I had to throw in another choice or two, I think I would go with my McLaren, a 76 Black Trans Am (my half-brother has one and it kicks so much ass), or a Corvette C6. Paintjobs would have to be a nifty silver and blue combo.

Daaaaamn! Giant boner city:
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>I can't wait to see it! <claps with glee and bounces around like a 10 year old getting his first Xbox 360> Seriously, have you ever seen those kids? It's like they are MADE of energy. Cuter than hell.

Tee hee. BTW, it may take me a few days to get started. for starters, I've got a migraine right now and I'm gonna go lie down for a while after I finish typing this. For seconds, tomorrow's my day to hang with my best bud RL. We're gonna watch Casshern; it promises to be The Awesome.

>>I'm *extremely* edible, just so you know. I've been told I taste like hard salami. ^__^
>Oy, did you intend that pun or did it just come out? Either way, double oy...

It just came out! *grin* I chose that since it's by far m favorite deli meat. (That, and little blabbermouth fox kids named Kevin ^__^).

><Zeph> *grabs RealAlex and starts runnin!* Amigo, I think we need to exit stage left here for a second! Yoink!
<Kara> *Notices timer and hatch opening, then gets her best idea yet* Say hun, since we'll be going off together anyhow, wanna ride me in like "Slim Pickins"? *with that, the musekitty manages to loosen Alex just enough for him to be on top of her. The timer reads "0:36 BEFORE DROP!"* I wanna be ridden in, hard!!
<Zeph> *from safety of Bomb Shelter* I'd do what she says, buddy!
<Kara> Please make it feel so good! Oh please, my toonyfox? Here, you can have this too! *hands Alex a ten-gallon cowboy hat*

<Alex> Damn fine idea li'l lady. I can see why you're a muse! *puts on hats and wriggles around to slip a medium-sized foxhood inside the same kittyslit he recently visited* I may not be the biggest on the block, but let me put it this way; would you rather parallel park a Corvette or a Hummer? *wink wink nudge nudge*
<Timer> 0:01 BEFORE DROP
<Alex> Whoop whoop! Here we go! <the bomb bay doors open and gravity helps plunge Alex forcefully into Kara> YEEE-HAWWW!!!!!

>Hey, Zephon and I can be convinced to do naughty stuff every now and again! We usually leave it to Kara considering she's the better looking one of us (<kara *still strapped to A-Bomb*> awww, thank you sweetie!), but Zeph may be willing to have some toonish, vorish fun once we get done with Kara and MuseAlex's adventures. What say you?

Hey, if you need a fox to eat anytime day or night, I'm your guy. *car salesman smile*

>Actually, I'm sort of fiddling with a Bartleby story where Lexi introduces him to the world of diapers. He's a bit reluctant at first, until she tells him he doesn't have to poop *poop* if he doesn't want to. Intrigued, he excetes a candy bar, still in wrapper!
>Later he pees pineapple juice. ^__^

Cute stuff! Can't wait to read it, considering it'll be part of the "Descent" storyline. And since it's you, I know it'll definitely be easier on the brain than 2G1C. I showed that to a friend and his reaction was priceless.

>Exactly how I envisioned it!

<a la Mr. Burns> Ehhhhcksellent!

>Daaaaamn! Giant boner city!

Mmmmmmmmm, fast carrrrs...

>Tee hee. BTW, it may take me a few days to get started. for starters, I've got a migraine right now and I'm gonna go lie down for a while after I finish typing this. For seconds, tomorrow's my day to hang with my best bud RL. We're gonna watch Casshern; it promises to be The Awesome.

<Kara> Awww, poor baby. *kisses top of Alex's head* You get to feeling better, now. Zeph and I can wait for our portrait.
<Zeph> Damn right.

Please tell me how Casshern is. I have been dying to see it ever since I saw that 3 min bit on Youtube.

>It just came out! *grin* I chose that since it's by far m favorite deli meat. (That, and little blabbermouth fox kids named Kevin ^__^).

I forgot about that story! Must read! <readreadread> Nice! I prefer straightup turkey and ham sammiches, but hey, salami has its moments!

<Alex> Damn fine idea li'l lady. I can see why you're a muse! *puts on hats and wriggles around to slip a medium-sized foxhood inside the same kittyslit he recently visited* I may not be the biggest on the block, but let me put it this way; would you rather parallel park a Corvette or a Hummer? *wink wink nudge nudge*
<Timer> 0:01 BEFORE DROP
<Alex> Whoop whoop! Here we go! <the bomb bay doors open and gravity helps plunge Alex forcefully into Kara> YEEE-HAWWW!!!!!

<Kara> Ooooh, that feels so good! <bomb bay doors open> Wheeee! Ride me, cowboy, ride me! *she bucks into Alex as hard as she can, seeing as how gravity is doing a mighty fine job of propelling them towards Terra Firma* I...I..ooooooOOOHHH!!
*She cums mightily a splitsecong before impact, Alex gritting his teeth and bottoming out before releasing at the same time*

THERRWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

*Zeph and RealAlex hang on for all they got to the walls!!*

*The dust settles, and we see two misty forms, one pink, one orange floating above the ruins*

<Kara> Did you enjoy yourself? *giggles*

>Hey, if you need a fox to eat anytime day or night, I'm your guy. *car salesman smile*

Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it, or I might just get YOU! <assumes pouncing stance>

>Cute stuff! Can't wait to read it, considering it'll be part of the "Descent" storyline. And since it's you, I know it'll definitely be easier on the brain than 2G1C. I showed that to a friend and his reaction was priceless.

I'm sure it was. I have a friend who's so much of a wuss that he bailed on it as soon as he saw the nipple. "That's inappropriate!" he said. ROTFL.

And it's a foregone conclusion I'll finish "Love Me Till My Heart Stops" before the Bartleby one. It's coming out wonderfully, and I love the two main characters even more the more I write about them. Lots of fetishy fun in this one, so the furs here who have been demanding pr0ns will not be disappointed.

><Kara> Awww, poor baby. *kisses top of Alex's head* You get to feeling better, now. Zeph and I can wait for our portrait.
<Zeph> Damn right.

My headache is about 80% gone by now. i had a nice nap (and snuggled with my plushies). Right now I'm burning about a gazillion gift CDs. Also, some 80s compilation CDs i got for a friend arrived today and, since they're still wrapped, I'm downloading each track individually, although I already have most of them. Yo ho ho and a bottle of Dr. Pepper.

>Please tell me how Casshern is. I have been dying to see it ever since I saw that 3 min bit on Youtube.

It's out on DVD now, which is how I got it. I downloaded that damn thing Three Seperate Times without success. Once was in Japanese, once was in French and one was some weirdass file format I couldn't ply. This flick had damn well better be worth the wait.

BTW, SPEED RACER!!!! Oh, this is gonna polarize people like crazy, but I for one think it looks awesome. Just the right amount of ridiculous toonyness to the visuals. Nice casting choices too. AND THE MACH 5!!! *cum explodes everywhere*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO2jcwgIi8o

><Kara> Ooooh, that feels so good! <bomb bay doors open> Wheeee! Ride me, cowboy, ride me! *she bucks into Alex as hard as she can, seeing as how gravity is doing a mighty fine job of propelling them towards Terra Firma* I...I..ooooooOOOHHH!!
*She cums mightily a splitsecong before impact, Alex gritting his teeth and bottoming out before releasing at the same time*
>THERRWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
>*Zeph and RealAlex hang on for all they got to the walls!!*
>*The dust settles, and we see two misty forms, one pink, one orange floating above the ruins*
><Kara> Did you enjoy yourself? *giggles*

<Alex> Explosively so, my dear! *wriggles his noncorporeal form* Ooooh, I always love ending up as a wispy li'l foxghost! You look quite charming as one yourself. *Alex sweeps Kara into his arms for a kiss* Just let me get a little business out of the way first. We don't want to give everyone radiation poisoning, do we? *Alex puts a finger beside his nose and SNORTS up the entire giant cloud of fallout* WOO-WEE! Man, that'll open up your sinuses! *the toxic gases rumble inside him for a little bit before emerging under his tail in the form of a polite little toot* Efficient, ne? *he dips Kara like they're doing the tango* Now where were we before we died? *giant foxy grin*

>Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it, or I might just get YOU! <assumes pouncing stance>

*shivers happily, trying to look pounceable*

>I'm sure it was. I have a friend who's so much of a wuss that he bailed on it as soon as he saw the nipple. "That's inappropriate!" he said. ROTFL.

Ya know, one of my friends used to be that way, till we strapped (literally) him in a chair and forced him to watch "The 500". All 2 and a half hours of it. He quit bitching about 10 min in. He looked really uncomfortable about 30 min. in. At the hour mark, he asked to use the restroom. We denied him. Hehehe!

>And it's a foregone conclusion I'll finish "Love Me Till My Heart Stops" before the Bartleby one. It's coming out wonderfully, and I love the two main characters even more the more I write about them. Lots of fetishy fun in this one, so the furs here who have been demanding pr0ns will not be disappointed.

Can't wait to read it. I looked over the Lily squirrel girl earlier. She looks scrumptious! <waits patiently>

>My headache is about 80% gone by now. i had a nice nap (and snuggled with my plushies). Right now I'm burning about a gazillion gift CDs. Also, some 80s compilation CDs i got for a friend arrived today and, since they're still wrapped, I'm downloading each track individually, although I already have most of them. Yo ho ho and a bottle of Dr. Pepper.

Hey, you've waited for too long for "Reckless" to be done. Do what ya gotta do, man. Kara and I are perfectly fine waiting for your picture.

>It's out on DVD now, which is how I got it. I downloaded that damn thing Three Seperate Times without success. Once was in Japanese, once was in French and one was some weirdass file format I couldn't ply. This flick had damn well better be worth the wait.

I've heard good and bad. Guess you just gotta go in with an open mind and hope for the best, though sometimes that may not work...<coughmichaelbaycough>

>BTW, SPEED RACER!!!! Oh, this is gonna polarize people like crazy, but I for one think it looks awesome. Just the right amount of ridiculous toonyness to the visuals. Nice casting choices too. AND THE MACH 5!!! *cum explodes everywhere*

Wow! Futuristic, even! Me being a speed freak, I know I will love it, though with the "england prevails" dude, Christina Ricci, and John goodman in the mix, I may just follow your nuts example right there in the theater. Creamy Goodness...

<Alex> Explosively so, my dear! *wriggles his noncorporeal form* Ooooh, I always love ending up as a wispy li'l foxghost! You look quite charming as one yourself. *Alex sweeps Kara into his arms for a kiss* Just let me get a little business out of the way first. We don't want to give everyone radiation poisoning, do we? *Alex puts a finger beside his nose and SNORTS up the entire giant cloud of fallout* WOO-WEE! Man, that'll open up your sinuses! *the toxic gases rumble inside him for a little bit before emerging under his tail in the form of a polite little toot* Efficient, ne? *he dips Kara like they're doing the tango* Now where were we before we died? *giant foxy grin*

<Kara> Why you darling little thing! I sure as heck don't want Zephon to die from fallout (<Zeph> No, she doesn't!!!), so thanks for clearing up that little problem. *she leans into the kiss* Mmmmm, my muse powers seem to be unable to keep up with your zaniness, dear toonyfox. Let's see: *she counts on her fingers* We've done Unbirth, T/F, Bondage, Detonation, and Ghost! *she points to the little bed on the nightstand next to Zephon's bigger bed* Can we take a quick break and maybe just take it slower for a bit? *she reaches a hand down to massage Alex's toon-hood* I might be able to make it worth your while...

<Zeph> Now do you see why I am glad she's my muse? <goofy grin> She brings out the best in me!

>*shivers happily, trying to look pounceable*

<beeps you on nose> No no no! <points to the little bed where the magic is about to happen> Remember, THEY get to have their moment first. THEN I will pred your sorry little butt all the way to the grinder. Fair enough?

>Ya know, one of my friends used to be that way, till we strapped (literally) him in a chair and forced him to watch "The 500". All 2 and a half hours of it. He quit bitching about 10 min in. He looked really uncomfortable about 30 min. in. At the hour mark, he asked to use the restroom. We denied him. Hehehe!

Sounds fun. So, okay, what's "The 500"?

>Can't wait to read it. I looked over the Lily squirrel girl earlier. She looks scrumptious! <waits patiently>

Literally or figuratively? (Both, from my perspective!)

>Hey, you've waited for too long for "Reckless" to be done. Do what ya gotta do, man. Kara and I are perfectly fine waiting for your picture.

I'll try to get it started tomorrow. I'll probably go to bed early tomorrow.

>I've heard good and bad. Guess you just gotta go in with an open mind and hope for the best, though sometimes that may not work...<coughmichaelbaycough>

HA! Actually, my opinion on Casshern can be found here:
http://www.epinions.com/content_410466619012?alert_type=0&comments=1&submit=Submit

>Wow! Futuristic, even! Me being a speed freak, I know I will love it, though with the "england prevails" dude, Christina Ricci, and John goodman in the mix, I may just follow your nuts example right there in the theater. Creamy Goodness...

I *thought* I recognized that dude from V For Vendetta!

><Kara> Why you darling little thing! I sure as heck don't want Zephon to die from fallout (<Zeph> No, she doesn't!!!), so thanks for clearing up that little problem. *she leans into the kiss* Mmmmm, my muse powers seem to be unable to keep up with your zaniness, dear toonyfox. Let's see: *she counts on her fingers* We've done Unbirth, T/F, Bondage, Detonation, and Ghost! *she points to the little bed on the nightstand next to Zephon's bigger bed* Can we take a quick break and maybe just take it slower for a bit? *she reaches a hand down to massage Alex's toon-hood* I might be able to make it worth your while...

<Alex> Ree-hee-hee-heally now? *zooms over to the bed in a flash and reposes there with a rose in his teeth* You know something? *spits rose out* P'TOO! Them things is pointy! *grins and pats the side of the bed.* So, what did you have in mind? It's up to you, miss fluffy puss-puss.

><Zeph> Now do you see why I am glad she's my muse? <goofy grin> She brings out the best in me!

You lucky dawg! (:

><beeps you on nose> No no no! <points to the little bed where the magic is about to happen> Remember, THEY get to have their moment first. THEN I will pred your sorry little butt all the way to the grinder. Fair enough?

You have no idea how hard you made me with that last sentence. Rrrrowf!!

>Sounds fun. So, okay, what's "The 500"?

A japanese porn film involving 250 M/F couples in a warehouse orgy. Well organized, scripted, and just classically hilarious.

>Literally or figuratively? (Both, from my perspective!)

Both! *licks chops*

>I'll try to get it started tomorrow. I'll probably go to bed early tomorrow.

Hey, like I say, whenever you do is whenever. "Reckless" has been going well so hopefully I should have it completed by Christmas.

>HA! Actually, my opinion on Casshern can be found here:

I read it and agreed from what I saw on youtube. Flashy, but only for flashiness' sake. Tranformers allover again, ne?

>I *thought* I recognized that dude from V For Vendetta!

I know! A perfect villianous foil for Speed. Good stuph.

<Alex> Ree-hee-hee-heally now? *zooms over to the bed in a flash and reposes there with a rose in his teeth* You know something? *spits rose out* P'TOO! Them things is pointy! *grins and pats the side of the bed.* So, what did you have in mind? It's up to you, miss fluffy puss-puss.

<Kara> Why, you dashing little flufferfox! *she sashays over to the bed, her hips swinging seductively. she lays down next to Alex and begins to kiss her way down his body* Actually, what I had in mind was something a bit more relaxing and not as toony, if thats ok with you? *and with that, she begins to suckle softly on alex's stiff foxhood* Mmmmm, tastes like excitement and cotton candy...*she pushes her breasts up and begins to tittyfuck-suck in earnest* Are you having fun, my toonyfox?

>You lucky dawg! (:

Hey, *points upward to last paragraph*, like I said, she makes me write more gooder!

>You have no idea how hard you made me with that last sentence. Rrrrowf!!

Oh, but that's why I wrote it! Hee hee! I had a pretty good idea that it'd do that to you and hey, why not? Zeph can have fun too, and for some reason, he's getting that vorish feeling. Soon, I promise. ;)

>A japanese porn film involving 250 M/F couples in a warehouse orgy. Well organized, scripted, and just classically hilarious.

Holy Fucks Of Thunder. I think I may actually have seen stills of that. Where could I see it?

>Both! *licks chops*

Yay! Lily's not really a vore, but under the right circumstances the idea of being butcherd for food can make her quite yiffy.

>Hey, like I say, whenever you do is whenever. "Reckless" has been going well so hopefully I should have it completed by Christmas.

Well, I have my drawing clipboard beside me. whether I can actually do anything with it is up to fate. (I'm kinda pissed off now due to some snotty comments about 'How It all Began' by a really, really arrogant guy who's, naturally, accusing me of arrogance.)

>I read it and agreed from what I saw on youtube. Flashy, but only for flashiness' sake. Tranformers allover again, ne?

As far as dissapointment, yes. At least Casshern _tried_ to be something big and intelligent and emotional, despite failing hard. All Bay wanted was to see a bunch of shit blow up.

><Kara> Why, you dashing little flufferfox! *she sashays over to the bed, her hips swinging seductively. she lays down next to Alex and begins to kiss her way down his body* Actually, what I had in mind was something a bit more relaxing and not as toony, if thats ok with you? *and with that, she begins to suckle softly on alex's stiff foxhood* Mmmmm, tastes like excitement and cotton candy...*she pushes her breasts up and begins to tittyfuck-suck in earnest* Are you having fun, my toonyfox?

<Alex> Firstly, 'flufferfox' is the cutest nickname I've ever heard. May my author steal that? *stiffens up at the feel of Kara's dainty mouth, and then her soft breasts, pleasuring his foxstaff* Yowza! I am certainly having fun, but I'd be having more if you were having as much. Why don't you swing your delightfully proportioned netherquarters around so's I can try a taste? And i hope you wn't my asking, ever been rimmed before?

>Oh, but that's why I wrote it! Hee hee! I had a pretty good idea that it'd do that to you and hey, why not? Zeph can have fun too, and for some reason, he's getting that vorish feeling. Soon, I promise. ;)

*wriggles in delight at the thought of being chewed and nibbled by big wolf teeth*

>Holy Fucks Of Thunder. I think I may actually have seen stills of that. Where could I see it?

I actually don't know, my friends downloaded it off a fileshare, LimeWire. Just search adult videos, keyword "500" and you should find it.

>Yay! Lily's not really a vore, but under the right circumstances the idea of being butcherd for food can make her quite yiffy.

Well, in all actuality, I am not either, but lately, I have been growing more and more vorish. I have no idea why or how or what they cause is, but I guess someone is just bringing the natural predator out of me. Now who could that be?

>Well, I have my drawing clipboard beside me. whether I can actually do anything with it is up to fate. (I'm kinda pissed off now due to some snotty comments about 'How It all Began' by a really, really arrogant guy who's, naturally, accusing me of arrogance.)

Do you want me to comment? I read what you wrote and a lot of ideas about how to expound furthur until the logic of your statements could not possibly be denied came to mind (that and I REAAALLLY want a piece of this guy. My blood ALWAYS starts to boil when people mess with my friends). Right, hun? *Kara pulls out a bat with nails in it* <Kara> He's a dead duck!!! ;)

>As far as dissapointment, yes. At least Casshern _tried_ to be something big and intelligent and emotional, despite failing hard. All Bay wanted was to see a bunch of shit blow up.

True, I forgot to at least mention that difference, but if you'll pardon my excuses, my computer's battery kept futzing up this morningt when I wrote that and I had to write the same sentence from memory 4 different times before I could hit send. It finally works again, but errrg!

<Alex> Firstly, 'flufferfox' is the cutest nickname I've ever heard. May my author steal that? *stiffens up at the feel of Kara's dainty mouth, and then her soft breasts, pleasuring his foxstaff* Yowza! I am certainly having fun, but I'd be having more if you were having as much. Why don't you swing your delightfully proportioned netherquarters around so's I can try a taste? And i hope you wn't my asking, ever been rimmed before?

<Kara> Well, since you have asked so nicely, I suppose I can! *Kara pulls a 180 and delicately sets herself down on top of Alex in the classic 69* Your author may certainly borrow that word if he likes, but I still would like to be able to call you that, flufferfox. And no, just so you know, neither me nor my author has ever been rimmed before. Care to try? *She wriggles her tush above him, the smell of her slit a pleasant and refreshing one* Oh lookit me. I completely forgot to keep going! *and with that, Kara goes for the gusto and completely engulfs Alex's pole and while stull going slow, now works on the whole length* Still tasty!

>*wriggles in delight at the thought of being chewed and nibbled by big wolf teeth*

To quote a phrase and molest it, "I am the Big Good Wolf! And I am gonna gobble you up" *borrows Kara's pocket dimension for a second and pulls a book out, entitled "50 Way to Cook a Reynard"* Let's see here...Oooo! We could flamebroil! :)

CHECK YOUR PRIVATE MESSAGES, DAMMIT!!! (:

ALREADY DID, COCKSOCK IT ALL! :D

>I actually don't know, my friends downloaded it off a fileshare, LimeWire. Just search adult videos, keyword "500" and you should find it.

Hmmm... I *do* have Limewire...

>Well, in all actuality, I am not either, but lately, I have been growing more and more vorish. I have no idea why or how or what they cause is, but I guess someone is just bringing the natural predator out of me. Now who could that be?

*raises hand* Ooh! Me, meee!!

>Do you want me to comment? I read what you wrote and a lot of ideas about how to expound furthur until the logic of your statements could not possibly be denied came to mind (that and I REAAALLLY want a piece of this guy. My blood ALWAYS starts to boil when people mess with my friends). Right, hun? *Kara pulls out a bat with nails in it* <Kara> He's a dead duck!!! ;)

Actually, wait'll you get a load of the private message he sent me afterwards! Hoo-wee! Smugness up the asshole. This guy is the perfect caricature of the holier-than-thou British America-hater who hates us, basically, because we're not selfless and perfect as, apparently, he is.

He's getting all up in my shit because I'm criticizing America and he thinks that means I'm saying the entire world acts like us. What!? Even if that WAS true, I'm sure you must have run into a few sci-fi stories told from a similarly Britain-centric viewpoint. 'V For Vendetta' comes immediately to mind. Americans ain't unique in our bullshit, not by any stretch of the imagination.

>True, I forgot to at least mention that difference, but if you'll pardon my excuses, my computer's battery kept futzing up this morningt when I wrote that and I had to write the same sentence from memory 4 different times before I could hit send. It finally works again, but errrg!

Oh Christ-in-a-pickle-jar, I feel ya. I've had to write whole emails out multiple times because the browser kept crashing. There are few things more frustrating.

<Kara> Well, since you have asked so nicely, I suppose I can! *Kara pulls a 180 and delicately sets herself down on top of Alex in the classic 69* Your author may certainly borrow that word if he likes, but I still would like to be able to call you that, flufferfox. And no, just so you know, neither me nor my author has ever been rimmed before. Care to try? *She wriggles her tush above him, the smell of her slit a pleasant and refreshing one* Oh lookit me. I completely forgot to keep going! *and with that, Kara goes for the gusto and completely engulfs Alex's pole and while stull going slow, now works on the whole length* Still tasty!

<Alex> Thanks very much for your permission on both counts, m'lady! *Kara suddenly jumps as she feels a cold fox nose press right against her tailhole!* No worries, by the way; we canines like strong odors! ^__^ *Alex sniffs all around thoroughly before applying his impossibly dextrous toon tongue to the task. He writhes and murrs from Kara's ministrations, while making her purr from the attention he's paying to both her cunny and anus* Two great tasts that go great together!! *licks lips*

>To quote a phrase and molest it, "I am the Big Good Wolf! And I am gonna gobble you up" *borrows Kara's pocket dimension for a second and pulls a book out, entitled "50 Way to Cook a Reynard"* Let's see here...Oooo! We could flamebroil! :)

Just like at Burger King! Actually, my favorite ways too be cooked are probably being spitted, oven-roasted, and deep-fried. Although I'd be willing to try any. Being pressure-cooked comes to mind as one I haven't tried.

>Hmmm... I *do* have Limewire...

Well, then find it, by all means! It's something that everyone should experience, at least once. If nothing else than for the sheer mindboggling choreography that seems to be in play the whole time.

>*raises hand* Ooh! Me, meee!!

No, REALLY? I hadn't thought it was you! <grin!>

>Actually, wait'll you get a load of the private message he sent me afterwards! Hoo-wee! Smugness up the asshole. This guy is the perfect caricature of the holier-than-thou British America-hater who hates us, basically, because we're not selfless and perfect as, apparently, he is.

I read the whole thing (between system crashes) and was just blown away by how much this guy sounded like the "England Prevails" dude from VFV. So damned smug, I just wanted to smack him so hard it'd fix his teeth straight.

>He's getting all up in my shit because I'm criticizing America and he thinks that means I'm saying the entire world acts like us. What!? Even if that WAS true, I'm sure you must have run into a few sci-fi stories told from a similarly Britain-centric viewpoint. 'V For Vendetta' comes immediately to mind. Americans ain't unique in our bullshit, not by any stretch of the imagination.

And if not for that, then for the reason that you have the balls to state what he fears to acknowledge and so he must smite you for being vocal about his fears. I run into those assholes all the time. They're called "officers" here. ;)

>Oh Christ-in-a-pickle-jar, I feel ya. I've had to write whole emails out multiple times because the browser kept crashing. There are few things more frustrating.

I know! And this computer is less than a year old! <headdesk x3> I think I have a virus or something, but am too afraid to look. I need some better antivirus protection, but y'know, I just can't find where to put the condom on the computer...

<Alex> Thanks very much for your permission on both counts, m'lady! *Kara suddenly jumps as she feels a cold fox nose press right against her tailhole!* No worries, by the way; we canines like strong odors! ^__^ *Alex sniffs all around thoroughly before applying his impossibly dextrous toon tongue to the task. He writhes and murrs from Kara's ministrations, while making her purr from the attention he's paying to both her cunny and anus* Two great tastes that go great together!! *licks lips*

<Kara> OooohohhoohoOHHH! I...I...ohhhh... *Kara shudders as a slow orgasm builds in her* Oh, my wonderful little flufferfox! Oh, oh..that feels inCREDIBLE! *Kara redoubles her efforts at tending to Alex's now throbbing cock, trying to extract another orgasm from him and curling his toes in the process* Oh, yes! Don't stop! Oh, you are too good to me! Oh, I think I am about to cum! Please, cum with me? It feels so good when you do...

>Just like at Burger King! Actually, my favorite ways too be cooked are probably being spitted, oven-roasted, and deep-fried. Although I'd be willing to try any. Being pressure-cooked comes to mind as one I haven't tried.

*whips out tablet, muttering and writing* ...spitted...oven-roasted...pressure-cooked...Got it! Hmmm...gonna need some better equipment than just a George Foreman grill though...But I did have an idea! How does rotissiere (sp?) sound to you? I have some awesome recipes I have just been itchin' to try!

>Well, then find it, by all means! It's something that everyone should experience, at least once. If nothing else than for the sheer mindboggling choreography that seems to be in play the whole time.

I'll definitely try to. Not getting any results just yet...

>I read the whole thing (between system crashes) and was just blown away by how much this guy sounded like the "England Prevails" dude from VFV. So damned smug, I just wanted to smack him so hard it'd fix his teeth straight.

Ohh, snap! Right in the kisser! ;)

>And if not for that, then for the reason that you have the balls to state what he fears to acknowledge and so he must smite you for being vocal about his fears. I run into those assholes all the time. They're called "officers" here. ;)

Gah. Is there a more annoying kind of asshole to deal with than the one who's reasonably intelligent, but stubborn as a remora and won't acknowledge when you've made a good point even if you've proved it beyond all possible doubt!?

>I know! And this computer is less than a year old! <headdesk x3> I think I have a virus or something, but am too afraid to look. I need some better antivirus protection, but y'know, I just can't find where to put the condom on the computer...

That condom joke is way old. *spanks you*

That said, I love the fact that 'headdesk' has become a verb.

><Kara> OooohohhoohoOHHH! I...I...ohhhh... *Kara shudders as a slow orgasm builds in her* Oh, my wonderful little flufferfox! Oh, oh..that feels inCREDIBLE! *Kara redoubles her efforts at tending to Alex's now throbbing cock, trying to extract another orgasm from him and curling his toes in the process* Oh, yes! Don't stop! Oh, you are too good to me! Oh, I think I am about to cum! Please, cum with me? It feels so good when you do...

<Alex> *panting, sweating and loving every second* I would be delighted to join you in spoogy harmony, kissykitten! *Alex drives his whole muzzle into your honeypot, lapping around inside for all he's worth. The sensation on his penis is incredible. Within seconds, it's too much to take anymore!* YAHOOOOO!!! *thick, delicious cream, not unlike Reddi-Whip, fills Kara's mouth like a tsunami. Twin spooge streams blast from both her ears like firehoses*

>>*whips out tablet, muttering and writing* ...spitted...oven-roasted...pressure-cooked...Got it! Hmmm...gonna need some better equipment than just a George Foreman grill though...But I did have an idea! How does rotissiere (sp?) sound to you? I have some awesome recipes I have just been itchin' to try!

Rotisserie sounds delightful! ...Although for no real reason, I am also picturing you flattening me into a disc with a mallet, then slinging me into a waffle iron. Tee hee!

>I'll definitely try to. Not getting any results just yet...

Well, it could be named different. We just called it "the 500" because of obvious reasons. Maybe it's named different? Check around, because if I know porn, "ask and ye shall recieve". =3

>Ohh, snap! Right in the kisser! ;)

Just like any evil guy, I love it when the plucky heroine deals them one right between the peepers. Call me sentimental, but I just love it when someone gets what's coming to them.

>Gah. Is there a more annoying kind of asshole to deal with than the one who's reasonably intelligent, but stubborn as a remora and won't acknowledge when you've made a good point even if you've proved it beyond all possible doubt!?

Well, considering how yesterday went, I may have to take back what I said and say that "SOME higher-ups" are like that. Just because ONE person is an asshole doesn't mean that everyone matching his/her profile is an asshole as well. You'd have thought that the Brit that accosted you would've learned that by now.

>That condom joke is way old. *spanks you*

Eeee! No, not the moneymaker! And yes, I was not all together when I wrote the last reply (Kara seemed uninspired, I guess) so that was the best I had...sowwy.

>That said, I love the fact that 'headdesk' has become a verb.

Me too. It just says a lot without really having to say much at all.

<Alex> *panting, sweating and loving every second* I would be delighted to join you in spoogy harmony, kissykitten! *Alex drives his whole muzzle into your honeypot, lapping around inside for all he's worth. The sensation on his penis is incredible. Within seconds, it's too much to take anymore!* YAHOOOOO!!! *thick, delicious cream, not unlike Reddi-Whip, fills Kara's mouth like a tsunami. Twin spooge streams blast from both her ears like firehoses*


<Kara> *goes googly-eyed from the pressure raging through her head, and when combined with the absolutely delicious sensations coming from downstairs, she joins you, dousing your whole muzzle in warm, kittyjuice, which, as it turns out, isn't too far away from tasting like honey!* Oooooohoooooo...oh, you ARE a devil, Mr. Reynard! That was...oh, god...*twin trails of Reddi-Whip are leaking from her fuzzy ears* I don't think I have EVER had someone go off like that! It was so, just so, AMAZING! *she giggles* And yet, I still think I have one more left in me. Care to indulge me on MY favorite fetish? *and with that, she does two things at once: reaches into her pocket dimension and pulls out a bicycle pump and give you the sappiest "Pretty-Please-With-Sugar-On-Top" look she can.* Pweeeese?

>Rotisserie sounds delightful! ...Although for no real reason, I am also picturing you flattening me into a disc with a mallet, then slinging me into a waffle iron. Tee hee!

Hmmmm! That waffle idea has merit, plus I've been wondering as to how to put this large, oversized hammer I have here to good use. Guess it depends on what I am hungry for: Breakfast or Dinner? <tummy growls> Hmmm, guess I had better decide soon!

>Well, it could be named different. We just called it "the 500" because of obvious reasons. Maybe it's named different? Check around, because if I know porn, "ask and ye shall recieve". =3

Knowing my luck with such things, I'll undoubtedly run into it eventually. Or I could just ask on 4chan. Five bucks says if anyone'd know about this, it's those constantly-stroking fap-freaks.

>Well, considering how yesterday went, I may have to take back what I said and say that "SOME higher-ups" are like that. Just because ONE person is an asshole doesn't mean that everyone matching his/her profile is an asshole as well. You'd have thought that the Brit that accosted you would've learned that by now.

True, true. The only absolute is that there's no absolutes. I'm sure there's plenty of officers who are real swell fellows, and plenty of Brits who'd gladly help us stomp Analcarrot's ass with soccer cleats.

><Kara> *goes googly-eyed from the pressure raging through her head, and when combined with the absolutely delicious sensations coming from downstairs, she joins you, dousing your whole muzzle in warm, kittyjuice, which, as it turns out, isn't too far away from tasting like honey!* Oooooohoooooo...oh, you ARE a devil, Mr. Reynard! That was...oh, god...*twin trails of Reddi-Whip are leaking from her fuzzy ears* I don't think I have EVER had someone go off like that! It was so, just so, AMAZING! *she giggles* And yet, I still think I have one more left in me. Care to indulge me on MY favorite fetish? *and with that, she does two things at once: reaches into her pocket dimension and pulls out a bicycle pump and give you the sappiest "Pretty-Please-With-Sugar-On-Top" look she can.* Pweeeese?

<Alex> *the fox's mouth fills with a wonderful, sweet fluid. He gulps it lustily, then uses his tongue to make sure he's collected every last drop* Divine! That's the only word to describe it! And i'm shocked you'd even think you need to convince me to let you blow me up! Not only is it basic furry decency to indulge in one's partner's kinks if they've already indulged in yours, but *grabs nozzle* I haven't gotten big in a long time! *sticks nozzle in end of penis* Pump away, sweetykins!!

>Hmmmm! That waffle idea has merit, plus I've been wondering as to how to put this large, oversized hammer I have here to good use. Guess it depends on what I am hungry for: Breakfast or Dinner? <tummy growls> Hmmm, guess I had better decide soon!

Actually, I'm not much for flattening with mallets. You could try a steamroller though! All toons love steamrollers! ^__^

CHECK YO GMAIL, BeE-YATCH!!! ;D

>Knowing my luck with such things, I'll undoubtedly run into it eventually. Or I could just ask on 4chan. Five bucks says if anyone'd know about this, it's those constantly-stroking fap-freaks.

Well, if'n you wanna take your chance with them, good luck. Have fun deciphering just what in the Unholy Fuckhounds they are trying to say back to you. OMG U R SOLAM3 or some shit like that. <shudders> Actual definitive proof that some humans are actually de-evolving during their teen years!

>True, true. The only absolute is that there's no absolutes. I'm sure there's plenty of officers who are real swell fellows, and plenty of Brits who'd gladly help us stomp Analcarrot's ass with soccer cleats.

Oh yeah, the Deputy Commanding General gave my brass group that went to play for his office on Wednesday a rare coin that not too many people have on this base. BTW, coins are just exactly that: coins emblazoned with one symbol or another from someone important.

And why did I just get the image of that guy from the World Cup headbutting Analcarrot? *heehee!*

<Alex> *the fox's mouth fills with a wonderful, sweet fluid. He gulps it lustily, then uses his tongue to make sure he's collected every last drop* Divine! That's the only word to describe it! And i'm shocked you'd even think you need to convince me to let you blow me up! Not only is it basic furry decency to indulge in one's partner's kinks if they've already indulged in yours, but *grabs nozzle* I haven't gotten big in a long time! *sticks nozzle in end of penis* Pump away, sweetykins!!

<Kara> *grabs end of pump* Ok, but do I get the favor returned as well? Cuz I like being big too...*she smiles* Ready? *pumppumppumppump* How does that feel, flufferfox? *she watches as first, Alex's tool swells with air, then his tummy begins to bulge outward. His cheeks begin to puff up, then his arms and legs. Soon, it's not long before he's floating off the ground, just a bit under ten feet across* Whew! *Kara wipes the sweat from her brow* That's harder work than just sex alone. Now, what do I do with you? *she climbs up and sprawls across alex's expansive tummy, intentionally placing her kittyslit at the very tip of his now huge member* Any ideas? Remember, I like being blown up, too! Even popping!

>Actually, I'm not much for flattening with mallets. You could try a steamroller though! All toons love steamrollers! ^__^

Hmmmm, actually, could you hold something for me? *hands Alex a rope, then skeedaddles* You can let go now! *Alex looks at the rope, shrugs, and lets go.*

KRONG!!! *An ACME brand safe lands directly on top of Alex. Zephon lets the dust clear, then pushes it to one side, revealing a perfectly coin shaped Alex, who looks incredibly dazed and satisfied* Now then, where's my waffle griddle?

>Well, if'n you wanna take your chance with them, good luck. Have fun deciphering just what in the Unholy Fuckhounds they are trying to say back to you. OMG U R SOLAM3 or some shit like that. <shudders> Actual definitive proof that some humans are actually de-evolving during their teen years!

...'Oh my god you are salami'? ;)

>Oh yeah, the Deputy Commanding General gave my brass group that went to play for his office on Wednesday a rare coin that not too many people have on this base. BTW, coins are just exactly that: coins emblazoned with one symbol or another from someone important.

I'm afraid I do not comprehend the gesture. Me, I'd rather get icecream.

>And why did I just get the image of that guy from the World Cup headbutting Analcarrot? *heehee!*

OMFG, THAT WOULD ROCK!!!

><Kara> *grabs end of pump* Ok, but do I get the favor returned as well? Cuz I like being big too...*she smiles* Ready? *pumppumppumppump* How does that feel, flufferfox? *she watches as first, Alex's tool swells with air, then his tummy begins to bulge outward. His cheeks begin to puff up, then his arms and legs. Soon, it's not long before he's floating off the ground, just a bit under ten feet across* Whew! *Kara wipes the sweat from her brow* That's harder work than just sex alone. Now, what do I do with you? *she climbs up and sprawls across alex's expansive tummy, intentionally placing her kittyslit at the very tip of his now huge member* Any ideas? Remember, I like being blown up, too! Even popping!

<Alex> *the fox goes crosseyed with pleasure as his wang inflates, followed soon after by the rest of him* Murrrrrrr... I don't get inflated much. This is a rare treat! And as for you... *Alex gets a very foxy glint in his eye. He brings Kara's head closer for a kiss, and locks their lips tight. Then he manages to wriggle his cock inside her.* Ready? *Alex inhales deeply though his nose, growing MUCH bigger! Soon he is the size of a bungalow. When he reaches just a bit past what he calculates to be Kara's limits, he holds his breath and _ejaculates_ air inside her! Alex shrinks rapidly as Kara grows enormous in a matter of seconds. Her cries of pleasure are muffled by the kiss. Just as Alex deflates fully, ending up flat as a rug, Kara shudders, her tightly-stretched skin splits, and she EXPLODES!!! Tiny rubbery bits of kitty come raining down and her giggle echoes through the room*

>Hmmmm, actually, could you hold something for me? *hands Alex a rope, then skeedaddles* You can let go now! *Alex looks at the rope, shrugs, and lets go.*
>KRONG!!! *An ACME brand safe lands directly on top of Alex. Zephon lets the dust clear, then pushes it to one side, revealing a perfectly coin shaped Alex, who looks incredibly dazed and satisfied* Now then, where's my waffle griddle?

'Krong' is a freakin' fantastic sound effect, dude. And thanks for the squishening! Just don't forget the maple syrup after I'm finished cooking! *licks lips*

<points to left!> Look, look! See? I lurv it!

Get 'im, Kara.

<Kara> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! <glomps the fox and hugs him a million times!> Thankyouohthankyousoveryverymuch!!!

Couldn't have said it better myself!

Awwwww! *winces happily at the barrage of affection* You're welcome just as many times, too!

BTW, I would have already posted this in my gallery by now, but I'm using this internet browser off my backup drive, right? It Will Not Let Me Download Anything. Seriously, WTF? And I would have to download it from Gmail to post it since the original is, you guessed it, trapped in the defective drive.