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Let me begin by saying that I was sick for five years, there came a time when turning on my computer, let alone checking my messages, was just too much.
Four years went by and I never checked my messages, I had several thousand messages on DA, that I sifted through about four months ago... and I had almost 30,000 submissions in my inbox on Fur Affinity.
I have gone through all of them in the past three days.
There were some really nice arts, and I am glad that I looked through each and every submission page.
Now, I consider myself a reasonable sphinx; I truly do try to be positive and respect people's creativity. But I have seen more penises in the past three days than any three doctors in the NFL, ALB, & NHL combined!
And not just penises, but penises of unusual size. I understand the fantasy aspect, I really do, but there comes a point when you just have to say, "no, dude; just, no."
I have never been a fan of penises; I don't like anything about them and the mere sight of one used to make my stomach turn. I think I'm reaching that level again, quite honestly; you people frighten me.
Seriously, somebody explain this to me: penises bigger than THE REST OF YOUR BODY?!
a) WHY?!
b) How the hell do you walk?!
c) Who in all of creation are you trying to bed? A giant?!
Because I'll tell you right now, anybody even CLOSE to your body size would take one look at that and suddenly invent the rocket jet-pack just for the sake of getting the ever-loving abyss AWAY FROM YOU.
Actually, I really don't want to know.
*pours the Brain Bleach*
Ahh, that's better.
...I think
Wait, who am I?
Four years went by and I never checked my messages, I had several thousand messages on DA, that I sifted through about four months ago... and I had almost 30,000 submissions in my inbox on Fur Affinity.
I have gone through all of them in the past three days.
There were some really nice arts, and I am glad that I looked through each and every submission page.
Now, I consider myself a reasonable sphinx; I truly do try to be positive and respect people's creativity. But I have seen more penises in the past three days than any three doctors in the NFL, ALB, & NHL combined!
And not just penises, but penises of unusual size. I understand the fantasy aspect, I really do, but there comes a point when you just have to say, "no, dude; just, no."
I have never been a fan of penises; I don't like anything about them and the mere sight of one used to make my stomach turn. I think I'm reaching that level again, quite honestly; you people frighten me.
Seriously, somebody explain this to me: penises bigger than THE REST OF YOUR BODY?!
a) WHY?!
b) How the hell do you walk?!
c) Who in all of creation are you trying to bed? A giant?!
Because I'll tell you right now, anybody even CLOSE to your body size would take one look at that and suddenly invent the rocket jet-pack just for the sake of getting the ever-loving abyss AWAY FROM YOU.
Actually, I really don't want to know.
*pours the Brain Bleach*
Ahh, that's better.
...I think
Wait, who am I?
Category Artwork (Traditional) / Doodle
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That was incredibly disturbing, thanks ever so.
Yeah, I know FA has a lots of fetishes and stuff; I deleted anybody on my watchlist that had anything of a particular fetish...
What happened in 5 years? Nearly everyone on my watchlist seems to have gone into porn, and weird stuff at that.
Yeah, I know FA has a lots of fetishes and stuff; I deleted anybody on my watchlist that had anything of a particular fetish...
What happened in 5 years? Nearly everyone on my watchlist seems to have gone into porn, and weird stuff at that.
Oof. Wish I got a Bachelors out of my era of disaster. Had to drop college due to a combination of finances and family disaster. Things will be looking up I think, but it's still a headache. Likely going to just go for an associates out of transferred credits.
Least I've been healthy!
Least I've been healthy!
Better than me; I seem to be collecting incurable diseases like trading cards and my current situation leaves me unable to even look for work, much less actually get a job.
My condolences on your disasters, both family and financial, but an associates is better than nothing and should help you onto a more level playing field; it seems everyone these days has at least an associates.
My condolences on your disasters, both family and financial, but an associates is better than nothing and should help you onto a more level playing field; it seems everyone these days has at least an associates.
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