Okay, three things: 1. I'm not a woman, despite what the sign says on the door; 2. I didn't break that mirror; and 3. I'm not a Dallas Cowboys fan (I just like the simplicity of the star on a solid background - 99% of sports logos are obnoxious - and I needed a hat because I don't fare too well out in the sun). I don't even like football! But it was a cool photo opportunity that I couldn't resist.