Aerux (My fursona) is now a side-striped jackal. I like the amount of detail better. Also I experimented with a different style a bit.
**If I have linked this as a reference to you, I have a more complete reference here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9572190/ PLEASE look at that one :3 thank you!!**
**If I have linked this as a reference to you, I have a more complete reference here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9572190/ PLEASE look at that one :3 thank you!!**
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Jackal
Size 1280 x 720px
File Size 48.4 kB
If you promise me you won't punch me X3 *takes a chair out a puffin soldiers beak* How many times have I told not to eat chairs! You eat fish, birdbrain! *puts chair next to you* Here you go. Oh, and don't worry about the puffin saliva. It won't affect anything, beside you get a little wet. :P
*giggles and hurries to take a snapshot of you.* Well, you're top half just disappeared. So, I guess we just gotta wait a tiny bit longer, hehe :P. *leans towards a hard/rubber like surface. An anthro reptile says* Dude... I'm not a wall. *I gasp and stumble of surprise* DUDE! YOU SCARED ME!
*while your not looking, everything but my tail disappears and I fall through the chair* ouch!! ...wut? you've got to be kidding me -.- I'm about ready to cut down this tree! *another anthro reptile come out from behind another tree and yells* "YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!" *I jump, startled by second reptile, yanking my tail out of the tree in a painful way* OWW!!! OW OW OW!.... *I fall on the ground holding my tail which disappears and the rest of me becomes visible again*.... AH!! MY TAIL IS GONE!!!
DUDE! WHERE DOES ALL THESE REPTILES COME FROM! Oh and btw your tail is not gone. It's still there. Just "invisible". BUT DUDE! WHERE THE HECK DO YOU REPTILES COME FROM!
*reptile dude says in a cool awesome agent voice with the coolest look you can ever think of.* In Reptilia! *Loud dramatic music in the background. I gasp deeply and faint*
*reptile dude says in a cool awesome agent voice with the coolest look you can ever think of.* In Reptilia! *Loud dramatic music in the background. I gasp deeply and faint*
*they take me up and I got leaves 'n' stuff in my mouth*
*reptile 1 says* By the way, let me introduce ourselves. I'm David and that... *David looks at his other friend.* dude... Stop picking your nose...
*reptile 2 become "conscious" and takes his finger out of his snout* Wh...What? I didn't do it!
*David says* Introduce yourself for our good sir and his unconscious friend. *reptile 2* Oh, ahem... I'm Dana... Don't laugh at me... It's a unisex name... *Dana looks away in shame*
*reptile 1 says* By the way, let me introduce ourselves. I'm David and that... *David looks at his other friend.* dude... Stop picking your nose...
*reptile 2 become "conscious" and takes his finger out of his snout* Wh...What? I didn't do it!
*David says* Introduce yourself for our good sir and his unconscious friend. *reptile 2* Oh, ahem... I'm Dana... Don't laugh at me... It's a unisex name... *Dana looks away in shame*
*still invisible, I chuckle at "dana"* It's nice to meet you David and Dana; I'd shake your hand.. if I weren't invisible... And Dana is an awesome name :P don't be ashamed of it! I could just call you Dan if that makes you feel better :3 *my head and feet become visible again* and now I'm a floating head... -.- So what were you two doing out here anyway? *starts following them to Reptilia*
[every time you see a "Comment hidden by its author" I made a mistake -.-]
[every time you see a "Comment hidden by its author" I made a mistake -.-]
*Dana says* No... My name is not awesome...
*David whispers to you* His self confidence doesn't really exist at this point.
*Dana* Well, Dan would be cooler. That's more acceptable.
*David* Well, we were just walking around searching for trespassers. You two don't seem like trespassing since you didn't know of Reptilia. We always do surprise attacks, which your friend couldn't handle, heh.
*David whispers to you* His self confidence doesn't really exist at this point.
*Dana* Well, Dan would be cooler. That's more acceptable.
*David* Well, we were just walking around searching for trespassers. You two don't seem like trespassing since you didn't know of Reptilia. We always do surprise attacks, which your friend couldn't handle, heh.
*Dan* Well, thank you :3
*I start shivering really violently. David drops me on the ground of fear shouting "WHAT THE **** IS HAPPINING!??!?!"*
*My body starts jumping around on the ground [lol that rhymes]. I suddenly stand op with cool sunglasses and dances Puffin style* "OP OP OPPA PUFFIN STYLE!" *deap breath and takes random sunglasses off* "" WOAH! That was awesome. There was a party in my head!
*I start shivering really violently. David drops me on the ground of fear shouting "WHAT THE **** IS HAPPINING!??!?!"*
*My body starts jumping around on the ground [lol that rhymes]. I suddenly stand op with cool sunglasses and dances Puffin style* "OP OP OPPA PUFFIN STYLE!" *deap breath and takes random sunglasses off* "" WOAH! That was awesome. There was a party in my head!
Welcome back Ivikk!! And wasn't just a party, it was a puffin party! [oppa puffin style sounds better than the original lyrics imo lol] *points at the reptiles* This is David and Dan! *they're pale from shock and confusion* they were doing recon looking for intruders when they came across us. *They wave still kinda confused* They're letting us visit Reptilia!
[lol. No arms for you!]
*Whispers back:* Oh... ehm... I didn't know, heh...
*runs around the David and Dan(a)* Hey... I'll call you guys for The D's! Is that okay?
*David looks at me slightly confused* Are you drunk or something?
*I laugh* HA! No... Or maybe I'm tripping a bit of the sugar he gave me. And he whispered puffins and that is enough to wake me up from even death! NO matter what condition my physical body is in. Oatmeal mountain sugar and puffins is the thing that makes me wake up immediately no matter what. AND you can expect more craziness from me even when I'm not tripping. WOOOOO! I'm a ship!
*Whispers back:* Oh... ehm... I didn't know, heh...
*runs around the David and Dan(a)* Hey... I'll call you guys for The D's! Is that okay?
*David looks at me slightly confused* Are you drunk or something?
*I laugh* HA! No... Or maybe I'm tripping a bit of the sugar he gave me. And he whispered puffins and that is enough to wake me up from even death! NO matter what condition my physical body is in. Oatmeal mountain sugar and puffins is the thing that makes me wake up immediately no matter what. AND you can expect more craziness from me even when I'm not tripping. WOOOOO! I'm a ship!
*I loudly whisper to the D's* just hope he doesn't start levitating!
*the lizards look at each other extremely confused* ...it's a side-affect of too much mountain sugar. It usually doesn't happen on small doses... so don't worry too much!
Anyway, how long til we reach Reptilia?
*the lizards look at each other extremely confused* ...it's a side-affect of too much mountain sugar. It usually doesn't happen on small doses... so don't worry too much!
Anyway, how long til we reach Reptilia?
*David, still kinda confused* It's about a half kilometer from here. Not -- so far from here. *He whispers to Dana* What the heck is wrong with these guys?! Levitation. Mountain sugar.Puffins... What are puffins anyway!?
*Me* PUFFINS ARE SEABIRDS! YAY! :P
*David looks at me confused and whispers to Dana* What are we gonna tell the King?
*Me* PUFFINS ARE SEABIRDS! YAY! :P
*David looks at me confused and whispers to Dana* What are we gonna tell the King?
*Tilts head and moves ears at the sound* To bad they don't have ears like we have. We can move them to the direction. WELL! Them about that. I bet they're trained professionals. I think... I sure hope so...
*little bird lands on my head* GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!! *you fall off my shoulders while I run around and panic*
*little bird lands on my head* GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!! *you fall off my shoulders while I run around and panic*
*bird flies away really mad* YOU SICK RACIST BASTARD!
*I look at the bird* What the heck, man?! I didn't mean to be racist! Oh well... Where did Aerux go? *looks around and hears you in the cave and runs towards it.* You in there Aerux?! *hears your shout* Oh.. well... Yes... I'm right here! [And excellent night vision for me as well! :P]
*I reach out my arm* Can you reach it?
*I look at the bird* What the heck, man?! I didn't mean to be racist! Oh well... Where did Aerux go? *looks around and hears you in the cave and runs towards it.* You in there Aerux?! *hears your shout* Oh.. well... Yes... I'm right here! [And excellent night vision for me as well! :P]
*I reach out my arm* Can you reach it?
*extends paw to try and grab yours and then realize*... wait... I'm still invisible >.< Maybe there is another way out of this cave? I don't know how long it will be until I'm visible/tangible again.. * do you still have the remote we used to get to the puffin dealer? if you do, turn on the sonic mapping function, tie it to a rope and let it down so I can look at it! (I can't catch it since I'm not tangible :P)
*Dana responds* no he got into a stash of strawberries infused with Oatmeal Mountain sugar... *David explains* a full sized strawberry like that will make anyone go nearly mad for a matter of days. *the rabbit is twitchy and hyper, he picks up the scent of the oatmeal mountain sugar you and I have* *Dana and David look around and ask* where'd your friend go? O.o
*I shout out of the cave* Ivikk!!! Don't forget I'm stuck down here!!
*I shout out of the cave* Ivikk!!! Don't forget I'm stuck down here!!
He's stuck down the cave. *I do my best to hide the Oatmeal mountain sugar* Well... He has found a way directly to Reptilia through that cave.
*David says* That.. will lead directly to the torture room... BUT since Dana and I are there it should be okay *David smiles widely while struggling to calm the rabbit dude. I take out my phone and make a note saying:"Find those fantastic strawberries."* Okay.... So we're just gonna hop in the cave and go through the tunnel?
*David says* That.. will lead directly to the torture room... BUT since Dana and I are there it should be okay *David smiles widely while struggling to calm the rabbit dude. I take out my phone and make a note saying:"Find those fantastic strawberries."* Okay.... So we're just gonna hop in the cave and go through the tunnel?
*David and Dana respond* yeah! it should get us there even quicker! *Dana hops in and David follows with the rabbit dude. They restrain him as soon as they're in the cave; I say * hey guys! *the rabbit dude freaks out* "WHERE DID THAT VOICE COME FROM!!?!?" *I respond* oh sorry... I'm kinda invisible at the moment *bink! I become visible again but I don't notice it; I shout up to you* are you coming Ivikk?!
Wait... Gotta get this flash light working... *Looks straight at the light bulb and clicks the button and suddenly it works. I get insta blinded* WOA! SHIT! *I fall in the cave a bit roughly* OW!... *rubs eyes.* Can't see... Wait a bit... *Searches around in my back pack [lol random back pack] and takes out a package with some weird powder in it. I throw the powder in my eyes. I blink a little to wet the powder in my eyes* There... now I can see again... *pack the package and puts it down the back pack again.* I'm still trying to get that in liquid form. *takes up flash light* So what tunnel are we going in to? There are like 3 tunnels
NOO!! THE SUGAR!!! *runs after the rabbit. The rabbit runs into the dark and a sound is heard. The rabbit comes running back. I grab him and judo him to the ground* SUGAR! NOAW!!! *more reptiles like David and Dana come running from the dark. one of the says* "Oh... Okay, you got him. Thanks."
*a low rumble continues behind all the reptiles* um... please tell me that was just more reptilians o.o *david and dana look at us* "we did mention the cave monster right?" *I respond concerned* um.... no O.O *they laugh at my concern* "don't worry, you'll be fine if you stick with us" *they start walking further into the dark* After you Ivikk O.O
*we venture into the cave and it gets darker and darker* dude... I can hardly see a thing even with my better vision *dana comes up behind me about to say something, but he spooks me and I jump up against the wall* aye... sorry... wow this wall fells *rubs the wall* scaley.... *Dana whispers* "don't move Aerux" * I respond* I'm not falling for that one... *all of the sudden the wall and the floor move upward and giant flame shoots out* Dragon!?? O.o
*I get a shock and jump up against the wall on the other side. Turn around and checks if the wall is dragon* Oh... phew... Only one dragon... WAit... Here's a dragon?! *realizes I was shocked by the dragon* Oh... damnit head! *takes out mountain sugar and throws some in the mouth of the dragon* Eat this!
*the dragon flies out over the city and starts circling, I say to myself* OOooooo, nice view from here *snaps photos, the dragon then clings on to a giant building and roars into the city, the reptilian start running, I grab it's whiskers [some dragons have whiskers right?] and pull back. The dragon flies above the city and and tries to through me off like it's a mustang* WOAH!! Calm down!! *I hold on trying to break the dragon*
[reins]
*Grabs the rope and uses it as reins, the dragon continues to buck and try and throw me off, it then lands and starts running around the city square in reptila almost hitting the reptilians, some come out with weapons but I shout:* REPTILIANS HOLD YOUR FIRE!! *I pull back hard on the reins and the dragon submits* there we go! *I pat him on the head and feed him a small oatmeal mountain sugar cube* alright lets see what you can do! *I kick and he takes off and starts flying* WOOOOOOHOOOOO!! *I fly up to you* hop on Ivikk!! Next stop: reptilia city hall!!
*Grabs the rope and uses it as reins, the dragon continues to buck and try and throw me off, it then lands and starts running around the city square in reptila almost hitting the reptilians, some come out with weapons but I shout:* REPTILIANS HOLD YOUR FIRE!! *I pull back hard on the reins and the dragon submits* there we go! *I pat him on the head and feed him a small oatmeal mountain sugar cube* alright lets see what you can do! *I kick and he takes off and starts flying* WOOOOOOHOOOOO!! *I fly up to you* hop on Ivikk!! Next stop: reptilia city hall!!
*the psychologist comes over and looks at me*... aye I gotta quick fix.... but he's gonna be pretty dull for an hour or so. Just give him one of these pills and he'll calm down. It will desensitize him to the stress. *he hands you an odd pill* it's either that or a week of going through his mind and helping him get over the memories...
Well, if we had time we would do the week thing. But yeah. Here come the pill! *I make airplane noises and stuff the pill in your muzzle and force you to swallow it since your struggling against* That was easy.... kinda... *after a while you calm down and just don't say anything for a little while*
I don't know. What about right now? *grabs the physiologist and pushes him away* NO MORE STUFF FOR YOU! *Tries to walk badassly in to the hall but guards take me out of it* I think I need to be following somebody they know. DANA AND DAVID! Come har! Lead us in the hall! *They both look oddly at me because of my random behavior and lead us into the king* WOO! Greetings king!
*the king gets up from his thrown and walks down to us, he stares me in the eyes first... I do nothing. He gives me a weird expression and then glares at your eyes for a minute. Then he bursts out crazily:* WELCOME!!!!! TO REPTILIA *he starts dancing around all giddily and then sits down in his throne* so what brings you here dragon tamers? and what's wrong with your friend Mr. Raccoon-lion?
WE!! ARE HERE!! Because we met Dana and David and we got invited. And then we thought of visiting you for no reason. The dragon there we met in a tunnel. And I don't think there's anything wrong with me. I'm just... *looks around* Pancake :I HAHAHAHAA! Okay no... :3 *The king gives me an odd look*
[I meant he was asking you about me lol]
*the king stares blankly at you for a second* pancakes.... sound delicious!! *he claps his hands and a bunch of servants bring out a dinning table and several chairs followed by a ton of pancakes* sit!! eat!! be my guests!!! *he starts eating pancakes*
*the king stares blankly at you for a second* pancakes.... sound delicious!! *he claps his hands and a bunch of servants bring out a dinning table and several chairs followed by a ton of pancakes* sit!! eat!! be my guests!!! *he starts eating pancakes*
[lol, fail. You should add a comma. That would separate "Mr. Raccoon-Lion" from the sentence. :P Total grammar nazi, lol]
Well, okay! *I smile happily and settle down to eat the pancakes. I eat the pancakes crazily. Tastes the oatmeal mountain sugar in the pancakes* Holy!! Have you put Oatmeal Mountain sugar on these?=!"=EẀEFR SDFAJ?!??!?!
Well, okay! *I smile happily and settle down to eat the pancakes. I eat the pancakes crazily. Tastes the oatmeal mountain sugar in the pancakes* Holy!! Have you put Oatmeal Mountain sugar on these?=!"=EẀEFR SDFAJ?!??!?!
[yeah... I hate commas *piles up a bunch of commas and burns em, laughs diabolically*]
*The king swallows a mouth full of pancakes* "OF COURSE!!! A king would be CRAZY to not have it!!!!" *he takes oat some oatmeal mountain infused syrup and drowns his pancakes in it; I sit down and turn to you and whisper:* The king might be crazy anyway. *I take a calmly take a bite, still under the influence of the quick fix drug... I swallow and suddenly my eyes widen* WOOOOHOOO PANCAKES!!!! *I start devouring the pancakes* x3
*The king swallows a mouth full of pancakes* "OF COURSE!!! A king would be CRAZY to not have it!!!!" *he takes oat some oatmeal mountain infused syrup and drowns his pancakes in it; I sit down and turn to you and whisper:* The king might be crazy anyway. *I take a calmly take a bite, still under the influence of the quick fix drug... I swallow and suddenly my eyes widen* WOOOOHOOO PANCAKES!!!! *I start devouring the pancakes* x3
[D: NUU! MY COMMAS!! lol :P]
*I smash my head in the pancakes and the pancakes just suddenly disappear.* WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *the king gets very serious and says* "You guys gotta help me with one thing... My laptop doesn't turn on..." *I look at him oddly* Don't you have dudes who fix stuff like that here? *the king looks down in despair* No...
*I smash my head in the pancakes and the pancakes just suddenly disappear.* WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *the king gets very serious and says* "You guys gotta help me with one thing... My laptop doesn't turn on..." *I look at him oddly* Don't you have dudes who fix stuff like that here? *the king looks down in despair* No...
*I saw with my mouth full* of course! *chews a bit and swallows* Ivikk and I are awesome with computers *I continue eating the pancakes; the king gets up and dances a bit on the table then claps and reptile servant brings the laptop to us; the laptop is some bizarre reptilian technology that neither of us have seen before*
Eh... OKay... *looks at the screen* Woa... This is some extreme shiz you got... *Tries to turn it on and it boots normally. No password because king is forgettable. And then I make a virus scan. 786 infected files [Just like when I had problems with Windows, lol]* That's probably the problem
[I was tweaking and playing around too much. Risks every where. That's the reason I moved to Ubuntu :P]
Though I wonder how the heck should there be any malware for this when this kind of technology isn't known by any other species. Then I guess it's somebody here in Reptilia that has hacked it and been adding viruses constantly. That we can solve later. *looks around in the infected files*
Though I wonder how the heck should there be any malware for this when this kind of technology isn't known by any other species. Then I guess it's somebody here in Reptilia that has hacked it and been adding viruses constantly. That we can solve later. *looks around in the infected files*
[my system is starting to run into a few problems. After several years of running windows and being lazy on maintaining it, it's starting to catch up >.<. I had to do a registry clean a few weeks ago cause I was getting some bluescreens from how bad my registry was :s]
*the computer suddenly licks your finger* O.o is that a normal feature of your technology? *the king:* "HAH! that's the built in security... it tastes if you're friendly to the computer or not. I set it to the most friendly setting... it locks me out usually if I don't..." *he sticks his tongue out at the computer, the computer does the same back; he claps his hands and the servants clear the table* I guess it's an organic computer? like it's an organism? Impressive :O
*the computer suddenly licks your finger* O.o is that a normal feature of your technology? *the king:* "HAH! that's the built in security... it tastes if you're friendly to the computer or not. I set it to the most friendly setting... it locks me out usually if I don't..." *he sticks his tongue out at the computer, the computer does the same back; he claps his hands and the servants clear the table* I guess it's an organic computer? like it's an organism? Impressive :O
[Typical. My mom got a Green screen. I wonder what happened and what it is, but it works fine now]
An organic? Hmm... That's really cool! Then it is impossible to hack it externally. Somebody must have given it a virus via the lick security system. Then it must be one who's working for the king... Or the king might have been sick lately.
An organic? Hmm... That's really cool! Then it is impossible to hack it externally. Somebody must have given it a virus via the lick security system. Then it must be one who's working for the king... Or the king might have been sick lately.
[wah? O.o.. how?! I didn't even know that happened lol. Ever look it up?]
*the king bounces up and says* "Me? SICK? HAH! I've never been sick!" *one of his guards* "If I may your highness" *the king* "Go ahead! Speak!" *the king plop down in his throne and props up his legs* *the guard:* "there has been an illness plaguing the commonfolk; typically it passes as a cold, but in extreme cases it causes metal illness and sometimes death. It's usually impossible to detect until the worst of it has started. It is only transmittable between reptiles though."
*the king bounces up and says* "Me? SICK? HAH! I've never been sick!" *one of his guards* "If I may your highness" *the king* "Go ahead! Speak!" *the king plop down in his throne and props up his legs* *the guard:* "there has been an illness plaguing the commonfolk; typically it passes as a cold, but in extreme cases it causes metal illness and sometimes death. It's usually impossible to detect until the worst of it has started. It is only transmittable between reptiles though."
alright *takes out a penicillin pill* uh so what do I do with it? *the computer sticks out it's tongue again and a message comes up on the screen: "insert malware capsule"* ohh okay... *puts the pill on it's tongue and it swallows it*... well how long do you think it will take for it to work? O.o
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